I Don't Feel Like Dancing

Chapter 4: I Feel Like Dancing Today, But Only For The Fan Service

Recap: The twins were still whispering together when Kyoya snapped, then they were suddenly glad they had kept whispering. He picked Tamaki up by the collar and threw him against the couch, only to cushion his blow so he wouldn't be hurt. Kyoya still had profits of the Host Club in mind, even in his rage. By the time his rampage was over, there were three broken vases and a very scared Host Club sitting in the corner and a nervous Ayomi standing near the door

Honey and Mori walked in after it was over. "What happened here Ayo-Chan?" Honey asked. Ayomi laughed nervously, "Kyoya got maaaaAAAaaad," she elongated the 'a' sound to emphasize how mad he was. Honey and Mori both nodded and went to their table to get cake as their usual after school ritual. That was about the time customers started knocking to come in. Kyoya dragged the three boys from the corner and assumed Haruhi had more sense than them to stand up and walk to her area on her own.

Ayomi sat with Haruhi and started talking to her before the customers were allowed in. "Why not give the customers some fan service?" There was a small silence. "Excuse me?" Haruhi asked, not believing what she heard. "You know, take off your shirt and show off your abs. You look skinny enough to have nice abs. I'm sure the customers would love that." Haruhi got a nervous look on her face and looked to the other boys who were preparing for the girls to come in. Ayomi started to undo Haruhi's jacket to force her into showing her stomach. Haruhi barely noticed until she looked back to Ayomi and jumped away, "What the hell are you doing?" Ayomi looked at her and smirked almost as evilly as Kyoya, "Just helping you get undressed to show the girls your body. They'll love it." Haruhi pushed her jacket together and tried to run away when Ayomi kept trying to undo the jacket.

In the struggle, Haruhi's jacket was all the way undone and drooped off of one shoulder, her tie was disheveled, her shirt untucked, and her hair in a shaggy mess. Ayomi also felt her chest and found breasts. Ayomi looked up at Haruhi when she stood up and marveled in her appearance, forgetting what she just found out less than ten seconds ago. Kyoya got a new business idea immediately. He ordered Ayomi to attack all the Host Club members like that and tousle their hair, including him, he regretted to say. Ayomi jumped up at that offer and did as she was told.

First she tackled Honey and started gently play wrestling with him. A few minutes of that and he looked very similar to Haruhi. Then she tried getting Mori. He didn't move much since he was a giant compared to her, and most other people. She gave him a determined glare and he then put his head down so she could reach it. She messed it up with her hands and then she pushed him down on the couch. She rolled and rubbed against him like a cat until he was in the same condition. Next were the twins who already had an idea and said they would do it later when they had some paying customers as fan service. Ayomi huffed and went to Tamaki who helped her in messing his clothes and hair up by getting in huge hugs.

Finally, there was Kyoya. She started by hugging and rubbing against his chest to untuck his shirt. She tackled him to the ground and rolled all over him. His tie was really tight, as Kyoya believed a businessman's tie should be, so she had to get on top of him and loosen it unevenly with her hands. Everyone awed at how the two looked in that position. The twins got devious looks on their faces and Tamaki covered his blush and nosebleed with his hand. Haruhi sweat dropped and Honey looked at Mori, confused. Mori just shook his head to Honey and Honey went back to eating cake and watching. Time came for Kyoya's hair, which was already kind of messed up in the back from being on the ground. She was still on top of him when she reached her hands up and gingerly ran her fingers through his hair before getting off of him and helping him up.

"Now shake." Kyoya looked confused. Ayomi sighed a little and smiled at her chance. "Like this. All of you." She started shaking her body and head around, messing up her own clothes and hair in the process. Tamaki was the first to start shaking and dancing around the room, the twins next. Honey looked up from his cake and jumped up to grab Mori's sleeve, "Come on, Takashi, this looks like fun." Mori nodded his head and smiled down, happy to see his cousin having fun. Honey climbed on Mori's shoulders, "Takashi, let's do it together like this first." Mori nodded and started shaking a little with Honey on top of him. Kyoya and Haruhi sweat dropped on the side until Tamaki grabbed Haruhi and spun her around. Kyoya sighed, glad it wasn't him. Ayomi grabbed Kyoya, disrupting his sigh of relief.

Ayomi flung Kyoya around and caught him before he could fall and started spinning with him against his will. After a few moments he gave in, knowing he wouldn't get away from the head banging and dancing until he did it himself. He started to spin her faster and harder than she could spin him. She laughed when he ended up picking her up while spinning her. He flashed a smile but caught himself before anyone noticed.

After a minute of the wild dancing, they were all sitting down. Another knock came to the door as a large group of girls was accumulating. Kyoya told Ayomi to get all the hosts tea to drink while he got all the payments from the girls so the hosts could relax before entertaining the large group. Ayomi did as she was told and Kyoya went to the door with his clipboard.

As soon as the girls entered the room their eyes sparkled at the handsomely messy Kyoya, then they all looked to their favorite hosts, hoping their host was dressed the same way. They all wanted to host hop as much as possible, trying to get time with all of the hosts. Kyoya took three times as many payments as usual and made a note on the side of his paper to thank Ayomi for giving him this idea.

The guests all sat down with their hosts with set times to switch hosts so all girls got equal time with whichever host they signed up for if they signed up for more than one. When Kyoya wrote the last bit of information down, he saw Ayomi sitting near the door. He walked over to her swiftly, "Ayomi." She looked up, confused and awaiting orders as part of their servant deal. "Thank you for giving me this idea. You can have one thing as a return gift, or you can take an 'I owe you' out on me and wait until you need or want something specific later in time. Choose now so I can make a note of what you want to do. Also, you're ordered to stay with one of the hosts for free since you've been accepted into this group and are Honey's cousin."

Ayomi nodded and quietly said, "I owe you card." Kyoya nodded and made the note, surprised that she didn't ask for her freedom and for him to keep the secret anyways. 'Maybe she's waiting to reveal why she was following Haruhi and having this I owe you over my head. If so, she must really be thinking ahead,' he thought. Ayomi stood up. "Which host will you be with today, or do you wish to switch between multiple as the other customers?" Ayomi looked to Honey eating cake and talking to Mori and their guests and the twins playing the 'Who's Hikaru?' game without the hats since their hair was messed up beyond recognition anyways, then to Haruhi who was talking to her guests, and Tamaki who was trying out new poses for the new look, his customers swooning over him.

"I'll take Haruhi and the twins. Maybe I'll take a third when I get bored." Kyoya nodded and wrote down her choices and a blank third slot just in case she decided on a third host. Ayomi walked over to Haruhi's group of girls and sat down with tea. She listened to the conversations going on. They were talking about clothes fabric and how to clean the stains in them in an easy and cheap way so the girls could tell their servants when they returned home. Ayomi listened closely to learn Haruhi's secrets since Ayomi tended to be clumsy and spill and/or drop a lot of things on her.

Kyoya waited until it was time for the girls to switch hosts. He stood up and threw his voice so all the people could hear him, even over the chatter, "It's time to switch. Say your goodbyes and be at the next host in five minutes." Haruhi calmly said bye to her guests, some of them giving her small pecks on the cheek or gentle hugs as rich people often exchange. Tamaki went to each girl individually and held her hand, brought it to his lips, and cupped their faces. All of the girls had hearts and sparkles in their eyes and all around them at the sight of a disorderly prince taking her hand. Honey waved sweetly to all of his guests while Mori nodded and smiled a little. Hikaru and Kaoru left their customers with a messy 'brotherly love' pose to drool over. Kyoya just waved to his customers with one hand while his eyes were focused on his computer screen and his other hand on typing as quickly as he could.

Ayomi went over to the twins' area and sat down. This group wasn't as large as the last one. Soon enough, Ayomi found herself drooling over the wonderful poses of the boys. One that really got her attention was when Kaoru's mouth got burned by tea and Hikaru put one hand on his older brothers' face and brought him closer to examine it in the most deceptive pose they could think of. "Maybe I should kiss it and make it better," he said as the girls got nosebleeds. They got close enough to where their lips were so close to touching it didn't seem like there was air between them. The twins smiled as they noticed the pose worked on all of them, primarily Ayomi. They were both thinking the same thing. 'Looks like we have a vice to use against her when we want something.'

The twins ended their session with 'Who's Hikaru?' just like in the other group. They switched places multiple times before asking, "Who's Hikaru?" all the girls thought for a moment when Kaoru chose one of them to pick. She chose wrong. They switched around a few more times and picked three more girls, all of them guessing wrong. The last round they were to play, Hikaru purposely chose Ayomi, partly to test her, partly to see if she could do what both he and his brother wanted someone to be able to do, other than Haruhi that is. Ayomi thought for a moment and then pointed to one of them, the one on the left. "You're Hikaru." The two boys' looked shocked for a split second, "Nope, you got it wrong~!" Hikaru said once he got his composure back, Kaoru soon after. Haruhi walked by at that moment holding a tea set, "No, she's right." The twins looked at Haruhi and glared softly. All the girls looked at Ayomi and awed at her amazing ability, but it was time to switch, and Kyoya made sure it was known.

After seeing all the girls in the group off, Kaoru grabbed Ayomi's wrist as she was leaving. "How did you know?" Ayomi looked surprised, "What? Can't everyone else tell you two apart?" Hikaru and Kaoru exchanged looks, "How about we get together tomorrow," Hikaru started, "Since it's Saturday, and we can go for coffee," Kaoru, "And we'll explain it all then," "As long as you explain how you could tell us apart." Ayomi nodded as the twins kept switching back and forth with their sentence, "You buy my coffee and snacks. Text me the time and place, as long as it's after noon. I don't usually wake up before that on Saturday unless I have to." The twins nod and they exchange numbers quickly before time is up to be in the next group.

Ayomi casually strolled over to Kyoya's group. All the girls are talking like always, and Kyoya occasionally says one sentence so the conversations carry on. Most of the talk was political or business related. Ayomi was getting bored of the talk of business and such. She looked to another girl who was a bit out of the conversation, probably not able to keep up in that particular subject or not having much interest in it. Ayomi started a conversation with her about anything she could think of that she might like. It ended up being about shoes. Eventually all the girls got into the conversation about shoes and the companies that made them and some talk of their stand point in the world. Kyoya observed
Ayomi intently as she listened to the conversation she started.

After the club was over, Ayomi said goodbye to all the girls in the group. When she stood to leave, Kyoya ordered her to stay for the group discussion about the upcoming ball. All of the members gathered in the center of the room on the couch when all the customers left. None of them tried to make themselves look tidy like they usually did except Haruhi and Kyoya. Hikaru watched them, smiling, "Come on, let loose, guys. It's fun being all messy. It's different and commoner-like." Haruhi glared at him with a passion. Hikaru hid behind Kaoru who protested it, "Hey, you're supposed to protect me."

Soon the two boys were going back and forth with a brotherly love argument and ended with Hikaru cupping his younger brothers' face and pulling him close enough where their noses touched while vowing to protect him. Ayomi found herself staring, Kyoya noticed as well and smirked. 'Simple girl...'

"Alright, I've got decorations for the spring ball in order as well as food and gift bags. All we're here for today is to get costumes and dress in order." The guys' eyes all brightened when they heard they didn't have to do the boring stuff. Tamaki started to go off into extravagant uniforms for the entire club to wear. Haruhi sweat dropped at how ridiculous it was to her. Kyoya disregarded Tamaki's idea and turned to someone saner in the group. Honey offered cute pink uniforms since light pink was more of a spring and summer color.

Kyoya marked that for a maybe, only if no one else offered anything else. He turned to the Hitachiin twins for their input since their mother was a famous designer. They shrugged and threw out the idea of light blue suits, each with something different specified to each person. Kyoya put that on the list above Honey's idea, mainly because it wasn't pink, and turned to Haruhi who gave him a dumbfounded look. He immediately understood and moved on to Ayomi.

"Ayomi, do you have any ideas?" She thought for a moment and then thought about Easter. "How about each person dress in a suit of different colors and have a zig zag stripe design across the middle to complement one other member of the club. Like Hikaru and Kaoru are often seen as a pair by the customers so they could both wear the same color suit, say green, and Hikaru can have a blue zig zag and Kaoru can have a pink or yellow one." Kyoya stopped typing for a moment trying to catch the whole explanation.

He sighed and put out all three ideas up for vote. Honey's got two votes, one from Honey, one from Kaoru. Hikaru and Kaoru's got five, Hikaru, Kaoru, Haruhi, Honey, and Tamaki. Ayomi's got three, Ayomi, Honey, and Mori. Kyoya nodded, "Blue it is. Chose your design and it will only be used if I approve of it. Mainly to make sure none of you make a fool of the Host Club." Tamaki looked to Kyoya with a dramatized shocked expression, "You assume that we would ever shame this wonderful Host Club and slander our good names?" Kyoya sighed, "Just tell me what you all want."

Tamaki ended up with a crown, to show his princely features, and a simple princely design on the shoulder blades. Hikaru ended up with a devil with black bat wings on the back, Kaoru with an angel with angel wings on the back. Honey got a strawberry on the front with a piece of cake between his shoulder blades. Mori chose a royal blue music note and the design of a music sheet on the back, to show his quiet personality and that he is a good listener. Haruhi got a grocery bag on the front, upon Tamaki's relentless request, and a small cup of tea on the back. Kyoya got a clipboard on the front and a pencil across his back, to show his calculating and 'all business' personality.

Even though Kyoya knew the idea was stupid, he went along with it for the majority. He was mentally thinking of ways to kill the other members for their idiotic ideas. He'd much rather wear the pink suits than have all the stupid designs on each member. The last one to leave the room was Ayomi, after she asked if Kyoya wanted anything while she was still there. He just asked for her number so he could contact her quickly without having to track her down.

She left the room and Kyoya to his thoughts after giving him another hug goodbye as she did for everyone else in the club. This one lasted slightly longer than the others and the day before. Kyoya barely noticed and he didn't try to end it either. He didn't know why. 'Maybe it's that scent. I've smelled that perfume somewhere. I can't put my finger on it. It'll probably come to me when I least expect it.' He passed it off and started preparing the orders for the uniforms while Ayomi walked across the room and closed the door behind her to go home to work and sleep.

=-= A looooooooot of typing. Next time on I Don't Feel Like Dancing~ Ayomi goes to a café with the Hitachiin's to hear the story (that we probably all know) of why it's important to them to be told apart. Will she be moved? Will she become closer to the twins? How could she tell them apart? Find out next time. (I felt like being an announcer. Sue me. Hahanotreally)