AN: Here it is! The next chapter of love stuck! Here we find Jaune on the cups of his game plan! He knows he's in deep, and he needs a better plan than just playing defense all damned day! Oh no! Jaune's going on the offensive and the Yandere teams will learn to know an Arch's good charm! Or it will end in death and dismemberment... either one! Now as always, enjoy.


"You could not have seen this coming Jaune."

"Sir! I knew it was too good to be true! Even when I had the harem, it was all a trick!" Jaune said once eyes still shaky as he downed his liquor, the brown liquid burned as it went down this throat making him gag.

"Jaune, you need not blame yourself for this infernal device and the chaos it ensues, its machinations, are as wide as they are cruel and it has bested many men before us and despite my best efforts will more than likely continue to be a pox upon our world long after we are both long dead cold in the ground, which judging by our current relationship status might neo be very long in the future."

Ozpin said as Jaune nodded, a girmm understanding past between the two as Jaune and Ozpin gulped.

"Sir, do you believe we can fix this?"

"Before you came here Jaune I would have told you yes, or had the good grace to lie to you about it."

"And now?"

"Now I believe it might be too late, you got in touch with the manufacturers! If what they said is true then death is the only cure for the afflicted."

"But sir I can't kill my friends!"

"Jaune if you do not kill them they might kill your or worse themselves," Ozpin said with a grim finality as Jaune gulped…


"Ok! Ok! All I need to do is not! Get killed by a Grimm or a girlfriend! I can do this! Right?!" Jaune asked himself in the team JNPR mirror as he got ready for his forever fall trip. The blonde hunter in training was having a bit of a difficult time in his young life that seemed to be coming to an untimely end quicker and quicker every passing day. The boy did not know what was worse the fact that he might get eaten in the next few hours or the fact that getting eaten might be the best case scenario for him!

Jaune was in the presence of what had to be the worse purchase of his entire life! The terrifying and powerful device attached to his arm known as the Heartsbane. This weapon if you could call it that made any girl who touched his bare skin fall madly in love with him for a time... then they would go from puppy eyes to dead eyes and try to kill him or the people he knew!

It was terrifying enough when Blake pinned him down and threatened to take out his eyes so that only she could be in them! That was horrifying but it only was worse when his friend and teammate threatened to break off his legs if he so much as looked at another woman! Nora was far stronger than him and if she wanted to she would end his legs with one swift hammer strike! "Jaune! Are you ready?"

The melodic voice of what Jaune hoped was the same one on his team Pyrrha Nikos said as he nodded. "Yeah Pyr! I'm almost out! just give me a bit ok?"

"Sure thing Jaune, just be fast!" The Spartan said as Jaune gulped whatever the hell was happening at his friend and whatever the hell was on his wrist could be stopped, and Jaune would do just that before he lost a single leg to this madness! Or that was the plan...


"Jaune!"

"Yes, Ruby?"

"We get to be partners today! That's so awesome!" The sweetest most innocent and non-threatening girl in his life not that that was saying much as almost all of the girls in his life could tear him in two at a moments notice, even if one of the cuter one now known as Ruby Rose, bounced in front of him with her silver eyes wide with happiness.

The sight would have been a plesant one if not for the massive arrow still lodged right in the middle of her chest. The large golden arrow still splotched with orange and pink dots was a grim reminder that not Ruby and all of his female friends did have indeed the damned arrows in thier chest that made them fall for him in less than healthy ways.

"Yeah, that's great!"

"Awesome! The two best leaders and the best of friends out on an adventure together!" Ruby said pumping her small fist into the air as Jaune gulped. The trip to the forever falls was supposed to be a relaxing evening but with Nora and Pyrrha looking ready to yank Ruby's appendix out through her throat that was decisively looking like a losing possibility.

"Ruby! Don't you think you are being a little close to Jaune? He needs room to breathe!" Pyrrha hissed through gritted teeth a smile so fake and plastic that Jaune would not be surprised if it had a choking label on it for young children. And while Pyrrha was disturbing in her own right Nora was…

Well, Nora was terrifying, the bubbly ginger girl usually all smiles and sunshine now had a smile so fake that it looked painted, to her lips. Her head tilted at an awkward forty degrees angle that did not look healthy or comfortable.

"Nora? You ok? You look like you want to hurt something..." Jaune asked as his friend, girlfriend? Stalker? Future murderer? Cocked her head an additional twenty degrees filling the air with an awkward snapping sound that made Jaune wince in pain.

"Fine! Perfectly fine Jauney! Just a little bit irked! That some people don't know the meaning of personal space! But besides that? I'm great!" Nora finished her sentence with a growl making Jaune's guts drop as Ruby tugged on his arm.

"Jaune! Come on! We have to collect the sap!" Ruby said yanking Jaune forward her normal knees bending and unbroken, a status Jaune had no idea how long it would last as she pulled him forward. "I'm coming! Watch the jars!"

"I got them!"

"Ruby! Not so hard!"

"Come on lazy bones! We have a full day of adventure waiting for us!"

Ruby said smiling ear to ear as she dragged a struggling Jaune away from the bullhead landing zone where Glynda was bust shepherding the surrounding students into semi-efficient groups. Handing out glass jars and giving them instructions as she did, Jaune felt the strange feeling of many eyes burning a hole in the back of his skull as the boy gulped loudly as he swore he felt his lifespan get cut in half…


"OK! Attention! The Jaune Arc sharing meeting has begun! Please start your negotiations with an opening bid!" Ruby said as she waved her arms wide as her team clustered around her.

"I want first dibs, I got my head on his first!" Yang said as-

"Back up Yang! He's my mate!"

"In your dreams Blake! Jaune likes a more sophisticated woman!"

"Did you say something princess?"

"You heard me!" Weiss sneered at Blake as-

"Enough! All of you! No fighting! Jaune told us all that he did not like it when we fight so we will not fight each other!" Ruby said bringing order to her team with a glare. Ruby had called the meeting of the slicing up of Jaune Arc for a reason! The four of them had almost nearly killed each other!

As soon as Blake told them that she and Jaune had... had... they did that! With each other, the team almost ripped thier own neck out! First Weiss pulled out Myreinstier and threatened to stab the lying whore's neck and tear her throat out!

A threat that was far from empty as Blake hissed drawing Gambol Shroud telling Weiss to come get some. After that Yang's fired up fire coming out of her hair as she prepared to throw down her for her man and-

"Enough! All of you! We have a deal!" Ruby said glaring at her team like they were all bad children. The three older girls looking away from thier younger leader like they were toddlers who had just been caught with thier hands in the cookie jar. "But Ruby!"

"Don't you but Ruby me Yang! What did we all talk about last night!?"

Ruby asked the tiny reaper asked tapping her combat boot on the ground glaring at her team with a menacing glare as none of her friends could meet her eyes.

"Well?! What did we all agree upon?!"

"The four R's..." Weiss finally said as Ruby nodded.

"And what are the four R's Weiss?"

"Respect, Reuse, Reeducate and Restraints," Weiss said as Ruby nodded dutifully to her partner and potential best friend. Ruby smiled as she nodded once, as Weiss said the four R's that Ruby had laid down the other night.

"Exactly! And why do we have the four R's in the beginning?!"

"So Jaune won't hate us," Blake said her head hanging as her bow of all things drooped low. "How the hell is that a thing?" Ruby thought eyeing the anomaly on Blake's head before snapping herself out of it. "And what does the first R mean?"

"Respect, Jaune's wishes."

"Good Blake! And what are Jaune's wishes?"

"He wants to be a strong hunter."

"And?"

"He does not like it when we kill people, no matter who they are."

"Good! And as his future brides how do we react to his wishes?"

"We respect them."

"Good! Now-

"But this is foolish! Jaune can't be a hunter! It's far too dangerous for the father of my children! What will we do if he gets hurt!?" Weiss asked a panicked look in her eyes.

"Then we can train him! We'll make him the best hunter ever!"

"I don't know Rubes, Weiss Cream has a point, blondie might be a hunk but he looks like he'd blow over the moment you blow in his general direction."

"And you would just love to blow in his general direction wouldn't you?"

"I would but it's almost like my partner! Took that from me!" Yang shouted as her eyes flared up as Blake rolled her eyes.

"If you don't make a move on him don't blame me for swooping in. He is a tasty morsel after all."

"You are my partner!"

"All's fair in love and war."

"Why I-

"Enough!"

"Ruby!"

"She stared this!"

"And I'm ending it! Now, what is the second R?!"

"Reuse," Blake said as Ruby nodded to her raven-haired teammate. "Correct! Reuse! Jaune is meant for all of us! We can't take any! Actions that would diminish his overall use to the rest of us! No body modifications! No broken limbs! And no damn hurting him! More than necessary, if he rejects our love." Ruby added the last tidbit as her team nodded.

"And fighting each other will damage him mentally, and make him sad! That makes him less useful to us! And you don't want to make the future father of your child sad do you?" Ruby asked as all three of her friend's jaw dropped. As a terrified look appeared in all of their faces as all three looked ready to cry.

"NO!"

"I'd never!"

"He's my mate!"

"And that is why we can't fight each other or harm him! Now his team is another story... Blake? Do you have the blueprints?" Ruby asked her voice suddenly going low losing all warmly as her eyes lost their silver color and became a dark pink color, as Blakes eyes lost their amber and were turned into dark purple beating hearts.

"Yes, if Nikos or Valkyrie don't take our offer of being his best nonlover friends I'll be sure they go missing on thier next mission."

"Good. Weiss? Do you have the equipment?"

"I do, it's the best in the market and I'll be sure to make it so that it's untraceable to us."

"Good! Now to the third R! Blake!"

"Re-educate."

"Exactly! Jaune might not be as accepting of our love as we would like and we need to take that into account before we confess our group affections! Yang?"

"Don't worry sis! I'll take blondie by surprise! I'll flash my girls at him and he'll be in our special classroom in no time!"

"And what if he does not fall into your tits?" Blake asked raising a lone eyebrow to her partner as Yang smirked.

"Well, in that case, I'll get a bit handsy and give him a taste of my puppies!"

"Taste? Do I want to ask?"

"I'll just give him a big ole hug, and make sure to hold him to my girls till he stops kicking."

"Asphyxiation? What if you go too far? You do know when to let him come up for air right?"

"Have a little faith oh partner of mine! I won't keep him under for too long."

"Do you have any plans that do not revolve around your chest?"

"Aww, Weiss are you jealous of my melons? Don't worry you will grow something! Eventually..." Yang trailed off as Weiss fumed.

"And what does that mean?!"

"It just's life girl! Men like girls with a bit of a jump in their chest you know?"

"Are you saying Jaune would be lured in by your obvious temptations?"

"I'm saying Jaune likes em big."

"Jaune is too pure to fall for something as stupid as some sacks of flesh!"

"That's not what his eyes say!" Yang sang as Weiss fumed and-

"OK! Enough fighting! Now re-education! Blake, you are the one who has the knowledge in this, how should we go about this?"

"From what I can tell it would be best if we isolate him completely. Take away everything he loves and cares about and place him completely under our control. I recommend the solitary treatment to break down his will faster than usual."

"That sounds harsh..."

"For the moment, we will be in charge of everything in Jaune's life. From when he sleeps, to what he eats and drinks and even when he uses the bathroom. Eventually, Stockholm syndrome will set in and we can begin his rehabilitation."

"Good! Now for the last R restraint, Weiss?" Ruby asked turning to her future sister in law who was in charge of Jaune's restraint.

"As ever I have this covered, I have several durable high-quality handcuffs, chains bars, and ball gags along with several other movement restriction devices. Some pleasurable some not depending on how much of a good boy he is to all of us. I also have several high powered tranquilizers, that are almost impossible to detect and will either knock Jaune out cold or make him appear to be dead for a time."

"What kind of drugs? Do we know if he's allergic?" Blake asked her amber eyes flashing with concern as Weiss smiled.

"Fear not Blake, I have already acquired Jaune's medical records, I know what I can put it him to put him down or spring him up, as our needs demand," Weiss added licking her lips as Blake gave her a nod a hungry look on her thin lips as Yang cocked her head.

"You want to fake his death why?" Yang asked cocking her head at Blake as Ruby snapped her fingers.

"Simple. If everyone thinks' he's dead then no one will come to rescue him allowing our re-education of him to commence without a problem." Ruby explained simply making Yang nod he head.

"Ah! I got it! Nice plan Rubes!" Yang said smiling to her smart younger sis who grinned back.

"Thanks, Yang! Now as we all know that is the last resort. Jaune is our man and while I don't want to get rough with him before the honeymoon if we need to use some more... direct persuasion we will. But! We will try negotiation with him before that! We and by that I mean I will approach Jaune tomorrow at the Forever Falls trip. I will ask him if he would be open to the idea of us sharing him and I am sure he will be."

"And if he's not?" Weiss asked as Ruby paused her perpetual small almost falling as she let out a sigh. "Then I will simply have to take more extreme measures to get his love."

"What happened to respect?" Blake asked as Ruby smirked.

"Simple respect only goes so far. If your lover and father of your children was going to stab his own neck to see what color his flesh was would you let him do it or would you stop him?"

"I'd want to crawl inside."

"Why... I... Ok but you get my point? Sometimes Jaune does not think straight and that's fine! I'll just push more and more and eventually, he will see that we are the best for him, and he belongs with us whether he wants to or not."


"Jaune! NO! Come back..." Ren moaned weakly as he fought the urge to vomit. As soon as Jaune left that golden ten feet of him Ren felt the lurch in his chest as he felt the air pulled out from his lungs. The boy instantly wanted to vomit and fall over. The nausea that he experienced every time Jaune left his general area kicking hi making his chest fell tight, his guys want to flip out and his throat close up.

"Wait! Don't-

"Come on Renny! We need to get some syrup!" Nora said yanking her BFF off from the ground ignoring his cries of discomfort as she flashed Pyrrha a knowing look as the Spartan nodded, it was not the ideal situation but it was one that needed to be tolerated for now. The two had been hoping to be paired off with Jaune or Ren but much to thier disappointment Ruby got that privilege to be alone with thier Jaune. As the two women gave each other a last glance before departing into the forest the redhead's plan was delayed but not undone, as the two walked off it was not team RWBY that only had a meeting about a favored blonde…


"And then! I break their kneecaps!"

Nora said slamming her fist into her hand as Pyrrha sighed.

"Nora while I do admit that, that would be efficient not mention extremely satisfying it is not the best plan for us to do."

"What?! Why not?!"

"Because if we do that, then we have to clean up after ourselves and the surrounding area, a team of four huntresses will not go down easy and that's a lot of work."

"But come on Pyrrha! They are touching our Jaune! They are trying to claim our property! We can't let them get away with it!" Nora demanded stomping her foot as Pyrrha sighed nodding her head in assent.

"I know how you fell Nora but we can not rush this. You know how Jaune is." Pyrrha said stroking her lover's unconscious form, Jaune had been an unusually deep sleeper that night. He was exhausted from thier training but he should not have been knocked out so thoroughly... maybe he was sick? She hoped not, that would mean medicine and a trip to the school's kitchen to educate their staff on hygiene…

"But Pyrrha! They are going to make a move on him! I bet RWBY is contemplating right now! Even as we speak, I bet they are contemplating how to steal our Jaune away!"

"I don't doubt it, but we need to be calm Nora. Just as we both agreed that sharing Jaune between us while not what either of us would originally want is preferable than engaging in a battle to the death, that would make him sad."

"I know that but it's so frustrating! Those skanks are making a move on our man! This is ridiculous Pyrrha! What are we going to do about it!?"

"First, we are going to stake our claim. Then we are going to go to our so-called rivals and give them a reminder of the word boundaries..."


"So! Jaune! Tell me what do you think of my team?" Ruby asked ducking her head forward arms far behind her back interlocked as Jaune smiled.

"I like them, they seem like good girls. Plus how can I complain about being around cute girls?" Jaune asked as his own battle plan began to come into play. Jaune was beyond nervous, he needed to do his plan damn near perfectly! After hearing from the horse's mouth or well not a horse but the literal thing herself Jaune was attached with a Hearts Bane.

A demonic device that he needed to get off! Or seeing as how nothing short of losing his entire arm would get the device off his body he needed to improvise... as in if the demon's advice was correct and he prayed to all gods that it was he needed to assert dominance over his harem...

"So you do like my friends!"

"I mean... they are friends... right?"

"Well, that's good cause I want to know something..." Ruby asked blushing as Jaune smiled at the petite reaper who was the sanest one out of them all.

"Oh? And what's that?"

"Do you want to be my boyfriend?'

Ruby asked simply her silver eyes blushing as Jaune felt like a fist hit his chest.

"What?! Boyfriend?! With you!?"

"You don't want to!?"

"What!? No! I'd be honored! But why me?" Jaune asked as he began to panic.

"Crap! Jaune you need to take control! She's dominating you!" The boy thought his hands flailing out as he gulped.

" I would love to! You are like my best friend and I want us to get closer... if that's ok with you?" Ruby asked making her cheeks blush as Jaune gulped.

"I-

"Wait! This is it! Look at her! She's so cute, she's acting submissive Jaune! You need to act now! Make her submit!" His internal voice said as Jaune gulped.

"Ruby I'd love to be your boyfriend," Jaune said in his best suave voice that sounded espically heinous as his voice somehow managed to crack and drop at the same time, making him sound like an asthmatic pre-teen who had forgotten his own inhaler during gym and was running laps.

"Really!? That's great!"

"Perfect! Now he's mine! I know I said I would share but that doesn't mean that I can't have some alone time with my husband, I am the first wife after all! I deserve some alone time with my love!"

"Ruby, did anyone ever tell you that you are stunning?"

The boy asked as Ruby's legs turned to jelly, her breath caught in her lungs as she felt like a fist had slammed into her gut making her gasp.

"What?!" Ruby asked cheeks redder than her cape as-

"Did anyone ever tell you just how attractive you are? I mean you are absolutely gorgeous!" Jaune said shooting out a hand placing it over a tree and pinning Ruby to it. The shy reaper felt her blood heat up as she began to gasp. Jaune had literally pinned her to a tree! The lover of her life was not only accepting of her relationship but he called her beautiful!? What was goign on!? Ruby didn't know what to think let alone say! She needed her milk!

"What?! No! No one calls me beautiful! I mean Yang calls me cute but-

"Well they should, Ruby Rose you are more than just cute, you are beautiful." Ruby could have dropped dead and died happily. Jaune called her beautiful! Jaune called her beautiful!? Rubys' heart thumped in her chest hammering in her small bosom making her struggle to stand up. Her lungs became erratic, her throat dried up and she swore she was sweating! "Jaune?!"

"You heard me, Ruby Rose. You are a beautiful woman and I would love to have you as my girlfriend." Jaune said as Ruby broke, her mind saw stars, her chest threatened to burst as her legs turned to jelly.

"I... I... I don't know what to say!"

"Don't say anything, just relax," Jaune said moving his face forward as Ruby flushed.

"When did he get so close?! Ruby thought as her love suddenly was within arms reach, one hand pinning her to the tree the other thick muscled hand cupping her slim chin raising it up and bringing her lips to his.

"Jaune! I-

"Shhh... my Rosebud. I'm going to take care of you." Jaune said almost hissing as Ruby closed her eyes as he brought thier lips together.

"Chocolate?" Jaune thought as Ruby's thin bee-stung lips met his. The two shared a quick chaste kiss that made Ruby see stars as she felt her legs quiver. She did it! She finally had her first kiss with Jaune no less?! Her life was perfect!

Jaune slide a hand down Ruby's thin waist, noticing despite her age she was very curvy, Ruby had filled out nicely with curves in all of the right places. His hand traced along her thin supple waist before gripping her back. Making her gasp!

Ruby's open mouth was all the invitation that Jaune needed as he slid his tongue between her lips, making sure to taste Ruby's teeth. The reaper moaned into his mouth as he held her close. He lifted the reaper up on the tree making her gasp as Jaune slid Ruby up to meet his height. The slim reaper acted on instinct her thing hands wrapping around him as her legs shot out, locking his back and pulling him into her on nothing but sheer instinct as Jaune kissed her deeply. Ruby's mind was mush, her normal knees turned to jelly. Jaune held her close as she gasped. Short cute noises escaped her mouth as Jaune made out with Ruby.

Her thin waist ground into his causing a noticeable tent in his pants that was harder than steel. Ruby gasped and moaned as Jaune's free hand found her chest and squeezed. Her body shook as she yelped! Jaune wasted no time, he was close, a female of similar age was waiting for him and he felt a need driven from years of evolution spring up from his loins.

Jaune wasted no time stripping he girl of everything beneath her waist as her red skirt fell to the floor leaving her barren Jaune gave her a look as silver nodded to blue as Jaune kissed her rougher far mor passionate as he adjusted his hips sliding them forward as the distance between them was none and the two teens became one...


Jaune Arc was used to many feelings in his life, but so far victory was not one of them.

"Jaune!" Ruby said his new official girlfriend latching onto his shoulder her eyes now beat a healthy purple rythm as Jaune smiled at his lover.

"Yes, Ruby how is my precious Rosebud today?" Jaune asked as Ruby giggled. "I'm great! Are we still going out for a date tonight?" Ruby asked the small adorable girl squeezing his arm sliding his arm between her developing chest making him blush as Ruby's soft growing valley enveloped his arm.

"Sure thing Rosebud! Burgers and fries then Spruce Willis!"

"YES! This night is going to be awesome!"

Ruby said walking arm in arm with Jaune as the two leaders walked down the hallway ignoring the slackjawed expressions from thier teammates. The WBY of RWBY gaze on with a look of shock in as the utter betrayal of their leader burned from their eyes burning in Yang's case literally with fire and rage as they glared holes into the back of Ruby's head.

To their left, the PN of JNPR looked absolutely murderous. Thier lover their sweet, sweet innocent lover was walking next to the damn imp! Ruby had stolen him during the Forever Fall! Pyrrha had used all of her diplomatic and good sense to convinced Nora to not kill the Reaper as she slept that day and Pyrrha was starting to regret that decision.

"I'm going to break her knees."

"Wait for me." Pyrrha hissed her green eyes locking onto the back of Ruby's head as she glared at the reaper. "I'll kill her myself."

"I want her legs.'

"Please... just kill me..." Ren said his breath wheezing as he groaned. The arrow in his chest that literally everybody but Jaune was unable to see still lodged deep in his now blooming chest as the boy looked to be on death's door. Ren looked like hell. His face was pale and his eyes wide. His light pink eyes were the size of saucers and his body was changed.

He was altered in a way that could not be easily said. He was always a thin man but now? Now he had curves...Ren's former masculine body now had a thing almost hourglass curvature, to his waist that started at his now curvacious sides ending in shapely wide childbearing hips and thin dainty legs have long black hair became thicker and far shinier and his chest was now growing!?

Jaune had noticed theses along with other changes in Ren... sharper voice, slower reflexes, and overall more feminine nature and has chosen to ignore them. He had a girlfriend! A legit barley legal girlfriend! That he was having regular sex with at night! Jaune was in heaven! His plan to dominate the girls had so far worked without a hitch! Ruby is easy enough to take down, now it was time for the real test... which one of the girls was next? Jaune knew better than to slip into a false sense of security, the other girls were all just as dangerous and he needed to dominate them all before this was over.

Instantly he thought of Weiss do to the sheer difference in physical size of the two might! Len him a minuscule advantage if ti got physical... And Jaune did mean minuscule, he was under no illusions that Weiss would end him in a heartbeat if she wanted to. She was a trained huntress in Beacon even if she was technically in his year Jaune was under no illusions to who would win thier battle...

Jaune needed to be strategic, in his attacks who would be easy? Not Yang that was for one her bicep was literally bigger than his skull and she was more than a bit aggressive...

Then there was Blake... Yeah no Blake had already cornered him and he nearly lost his very sight the last time he went up with the cat and-

'Jaune!"

"Yes, Nora? What's-

"Train with me today!" The bubbly ginger said her teal eyes shining with a plastic affection that shook Jaune to his very core as Jaune paused.

"Train with you?"

"Yeah! Train with me! I want to test out my new leader's skills in the arena!" Nora said grinning ear to hear as Jaune gulped.

"Wow! That's flattering and all but I don't think that's a very good idea! I mean we just got back from the falls and-

"Please! Pretty please with sugar and top and maple syrup on a stack of flapjacks!?"

"I... yes?" Jaune said caving to the impossibly bubbly ginger girl as-

"Sweet! Me and Jaune get to train alone!" Nora said flashing Ruby a looked that could chip paint as her eyes lost all color as Ruby glared back at her as the two shared a fiery gaze as Jaune felt the cold hand of death creep back onto his shoulders for the first time since the dance with Weiss as two girls fighting over him…


"So! Nora, you wanted to fight?" Jaune asked shaking in his jeans as-

"Nope! I was just wanting to know why my boyfriend is doing hugged up and some damn jailbait is all!" Nora said in a sickly sweet voice as Jaune gulped.

He was alone with Nora in the combat arena, the two had been given permission by Goodwitch to train and now Jaune was suddenly realizing the folly and the sheer magnitude of his mistake as-

"Nora you got it all wrong! I-

"You were tricked! I knew it! The damn skank corrupted my dear sweet innocent Jauney!"

"I... yes... I was-

"Don't worry Jaune! I'll break her legs!"

"What?! Don't do that!"

"Why not? Jaune doesn't tell me you fell for her?!"

"She's my friend! Nora, you can't break her legs!" Jaune yelled as Nora sighed.

"Fine, guess I have to break yours then." The ginger said as Jaune gagged.

"What why!?'

"So you don't cheat on me! If you can't walk to her she can't take you from me!"

Nora said raising her hammer as-

Instinct. Some deep, deep survival instinct trigged as Jaune lurched forward taking Nora by her shoulders making her eep as-

"Syrupy?" Jaune thought as he placed his lips on Nora thing pouty ones. At once she froze, her Warhammer fell with a loud clang! Making Jaune thank Oum his knees were safe as-

"Pah!" Jaune bork their kiss with a wet plop! Leaving long glistening strands of salvia on thier lips as-

"Jaune... my first kiss... you…"

"Nora, did anyone ever tell you that you are beautiful?" Jaune asked hoping that luck would be on his side and lighting would strike twice as the Valkyrie girls teal eyes widened to the point of saucers, his lips found her own again, stealing her second kiss as this time Jaune nibbled her lower lip making her legs melt and her eyes became bright healthy pink beating heats a low groan left her mouth as the bubbly ginger's body shook with pleasure her body cuddling up to his own as Jaune smiled as he found his game plan…


"So you chose the offensive path?" Ozpin asked shaking his head as Jaune nodded.

"Sir yes sir... it was my biggest mistake, besides buying this thing!" Jaune said with a sneer as he glare at the silver quiver full of arrows on his side as Ozpin sighed.

"I know the felling Mister Arc, I too once tried to tame my... partners... in the end, it was I who was tamed."

"Same here... I still can't get the collar mark off my neck you know?"

"If I may ask who was the one to... push upon you?" Ozpin asked a curious look in his face as Jaune sighed.

"Do you know Coco?"

"Miss Adel?"

"Yeah... I thought after Ruby and Nora that I could just push the others, so I saw Velvet and then..."

"Miss Adel walked in on you?"

"She saw Velvet hugging me for dear life when I confessed and she instantly went to take pictures of her and me. She slapped me on my back and make bare skin contact with the back of my spine."

"And I'm assuming your weapon fired into her?"

"Yeah... it didn't end well when I went to claim her... she did most of the claiming of me."

"I see..."

"I still can't walk right."

"I take it she was not gentle?"

"Not just that! She was a monster but compared to her she was a damn angel!"
"Compare to her? Do elaborate on who is her Mister Arc."
"At the docs sir… there was this woman, she was unlike anything I had ever seen!" The boy said shivering like a bath of ice water was poured over him.

" Ahh, you were involved in the doc's incident, weren't you? And I'm assuming you met her at the docks? Who is she?"

"She's a demon! Or an angel, who loves ice cream, handcuffs and questionable use of the word stop!" Jaune moaned as Ozpin took another long swig of his drink, swirling the hard liquor in his mouth before slamming his shot glass down on his table before fixing Jaune with a long steely glare that chilled.

"Indeed, now let us continue I have plans for our escape to tend to. We will not be the slaves of our own women one day longer!"


AN: Well! That's it! This chapter is done! Jaune has his game plan! The Yandere have reached a tentative agreement with each other and it turns out that a certain fashionista and an ice cream lover got thier hooks into Jaune and made him bark! Well, we'll see more of that in the next chapter as well as maybe some type of... steamy moments with the harem... We'll see! Until then thanks for reading! Branwen is next! And if you like my work I got a new fic called The Apprentice out so check it out! If you like a strong Jaune and a potential multi Jaune ship then it's the fic for you!


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Omake. Grimm Busters. Short blast zone.

"AHHH!" A shrill feminine scream left Jaune's mouth as the huntress from earlier appeared in his shower!?

"What are you doing here!?" Jaune asked as Ruby!? Was it hovered in mid-air her ethereal smoking legs and bright silver eyes all there as-

"Don't panic!"
"NORA! REN!-

"Stop! I don't want to do this!"

Ruby said before dashing forward slamming out her hands as Crescent Rose or the ethereal form of her former weapon still bound to her body by Salem's curse popped out. Jaune screamed as the weapon fired. A ball of green ectoplasm hitting him right in his mouth sealing it shut before four more shot out pinning Jaune to the shower making him scream as-

"Please! Listen to me! I know you don't know me!"

The gohst said her pale see through body, still wrapped in some odd form of a corset of sorts as Jaunefoughtt to free himself as-

"But please! Jaune! I need your help! My partner is going crazy! She might kill people! And I need a Grimm Buster to stop her!" Ruby begged as Jaune stoppstrugglinging his eyes becoming hard as stell as Ruby gulped as she removed the ectoplasm from his mouth and-

"Tell me everything, now."