WELCOME TO

TOTAL DRAMA: COUPLES EDITION

That's right. The fifth season of Total Drama is the couples edition taking place right after Revenge of the Island.

It will go quickly with challenges and vote offs revealing the top couple and the winner of the cash prize.

You decide!

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"We've tallied up the viewer votes and nobody is up for a love triangle with a cod. That means DJ, coddy – you're out. Cod, if you're going back to Newfoundland maybe you can take a gift basket back to my cousin for the arrival of their new baby boy."

DJ frowns and cuddles the bowl, dripping tears into the water. "I'm sorry mama."

"Sure ya are crybaby. And that means Lindsey and Tyler, you're also out. That's for trying to hook it up with a fish… for a second time!"

"Does that mean I get to go to the mall?" Lindsay scratches her head.

"I thought it was only supposed to be one couple this elimination before we get the new couples." Heather stepped forward, displeased.

"Yeah, about that… there's going to be a delay. For SOME reason they thought it was supposed to be in Northern Manitoba and so they're stuck up in the praries for a little while longer. But Chef's keeping them GOOD company no doubt… Basically it's the same deal as usual, if they make it out alive they get to be in the show and everyone wins."

"So why are we getting rid of two couples tonight?"

"Come on. Nobody who watches this show would ever think that Lindsay and Tyler have a chance of winning. So I'm just lightening the load a little. Plus with the catering budget this time around we really can't afford to be housing so many of you."

"It's only the first night!"

"Yeah, speaking of which each couple will be staying in rooms together this time around. That's right. Co-ed. And if you think about doing anything Geoff and Bridgette would do, I'd think again since each room is fitted with multiple infrared cameras which also cost a pretty penny and is why we couldn't give a room to two cod kissers so we decided to give them the boot the first night. All cleared up?"

Noah opened his mouth and held up a finger to ask a question but thought the better of it and dropped it.

"Alright." Duncan dug Gwen in the ribs with his elbow and raised his eyebrows.

"Don't even think about it." Gwen responded quickly.

"Great. So everybody hustle on to bed because tomorrow might be more than what you could have bargained for. Usual rules apply, if you don't get killed you get to be on the show! Good thing you all signed those waivers."

"ANNNNND another reason why I hate this show so very much," Noah stated as he trudged beside Courtney upstairs to the rooms.

"At least it wasn't us going home. We're going to last another challenge and another until we crush Gwen and Duncan."

"I'm starting to worry that you might kill me before this show does."

"WOO-HOO! Cheese curds!" Called Owen as the crazy couple ran passed them to a room expectedly not filled with cheese curds.

"Oh no, you DIDN'T just tell me that you'd be sleeping naked." Leshawna's voice rang out next to them.

"I can't help it Leshawna, I feel more free in my birthday suit."

"Not around me you don't."

"Somebody… please trade with me…" A desperate, wide eyed Cody crept up and latched himself onto Noah's arm while Noah tried to shake him free.

"You can sleep in our room tonight Cody," called Heather from behind them.

Cody considered it for a second. Alejandro… Heather… "Yeah, I think I'll pass." He'd take his chances with Sierra over that. "Any other offers?"

"As entertaining as your nose whistle is when you sleep I'm hoping to awaken bright eyed and bushy tailed for the certain death the next morning."

"If there's certain death, it's your death. I have an agreement with this show regarding no death defying acts without a stunt double." Courtney cut in.

"Oooh. Isn't that nose whistle just adorable? I could sit and just listen to it for hours." Sierra made everyone jump since they hadn't realized she'd been listening.

"Kill me now." Both Cody and Noah said in unison.

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should Cody sneak in and snuggle up with Noah?

should Gwuncan be over with once and for all?

should Lindsay and Tyler make a triumphant return?

let me know your thoughts!