Again For Kitta, the Merriest of Murders! Warning: She gave me some ideas!
There is OOC and humor here! If you have a medical condition that prohibits
you from finding something amusing, DO NOT READ THIS!
Disclaimer: Don't ask, Don't tell! Heh heh heh...
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Part 3
A Man Apart
Boromir: ::Is all alone walking towards Rivendell:: I'm all alone! Oh, Woe is me! Why would no one wish to travel with me?
~ Flash Back behind Boromir's back ~
Faramir: I don't want to go with him! You go!
Guard 1: Not for all the gold in Middle Earth would I go with THAT Nut Case!
Guard 2: ::Shakes his head frantically:: Me neither!
Guard 3: ::Runs screaming out the door::
Faramir: ::Sighs:: I guess I'll have to handle it... ::Walks out to his brother:: Boromir! I am sad to inform you that all the guards are already assigned to other posts and cannot join you, and as protectorate of the White City, I cannot join you either. ::Pretends to feel sad about this::
Boromir: That is alright brother! There is no need for anyone to accompany me! For I am Strong! And I came back from the dead! ::Leaves for Rivendell::
Faramir: Good riddance! Hey boys! Who needs a drink! On me! ::Walks into the Pub::
Guards: ::Cheer:: (For the beer and the fact that the highly annoying brother of their captain was gone! For a long while too!)
~ End Flashback ~
~ Now, because Boromir is such a bonehead, he lost his map! And you know guys (A/N: Sorry guys, but mostly it's true!) that guys won't ask for directions and are easily lost! So, our torturee is lost in record time in the Forest of the Amazons and other, more deadly creatures! ~
Boromir: ::Tries to sing::
Birds: ::Drop dead from the ghastly song::
Boromir: ::Is unaware::
Amazon 1: MAN! KILL IT!!!!!
Amazon 2: NO EAT IT!!!
Amazon 3: NO, BRING IT TO THE QUEEN!!!
Amazons 4&5: ::Strips Boromir of all his clothes, minus his neon pink boxers, and ties him up to a pole and carry him like a pig roast::
Boromir: 'How humiliating!'
Dangerous Creature 1: Cheep Cheep Cheep...
Amazons: ::Pause in Fear::
Dangerous Creature 1: Cheep Cheep Cheep...
Amazons: ::Drop Boromir on his head and run away screaming in horror::
~ Into Boromir's view comes a creature that could only come from a nightmare. They are 6 feet tall Bunnies, with Purple fuzzy fur. They are soo cute that they are nauseating. ~
Boromir: Aww... They're so cute! I want to pinch them!
Big Purple Bunny of Dementia 1: ::Glares at Boromir::
BPBoD 2: ::Upends the Pole that Boromir is tied too, therefor letting Boromir sit on the ground while tied to the pole::
Rest of BPBoD: ::Do the Macarania(SP?) Around Boromir::
Boromir: O.O What the Hell are they doing? IT'S SO CUTE!!!!
Entire Tribe of BPBoD: ::Stop the previous dance, and start dancing indian style around him::
Boromir: ::Begins to worry::
BPBoD: ::Piles wood around Boromir::
Boromir: ::Sweatdrops:: 'I may be in a little trouble here'
~ As this is happening, Aragorn, Legolas, and DW, come walking by! ~
Aragorn: Hey! Isn't that that guy we know?
Legolas: The annoying one?
Aragorn: Yeah! That's him!
Legolas: Looks like the BPBoD are going to have a BBQ!
DW: BBQ! YAY! PARTY TIME! ::Joins in with the dancing BPBoD::
Boromir: Aragorn, Legolas! My friends! Help me! I think they mean to harm me!
Aragorn, and Legolas: ::Shrug::
Legolas: Time to go DW!
DW: Aww...But they throw some kick @$$ parties!
Aragorn: You can stay...
DW: YAY! BBQ TIME!
Aragorn: But we're leaving!
DW: ::Grumbles but follows::
Boromir: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ME?
DW: You are the main course for my friends here!
Tribe of BPBoD: ::Lick lips:: 'YUM'
DW: BYE BYE!!!!
~ Aragorn, Legolas and DW leave. ~
Tribe of BPBoD: CHOW TIME!!!! ::lights fire around Boromir::
Boromir: ::Yowls like a cat::
~ As his agonized screams, pleasantly filter through the trees, the three travelers stay on course to Rivendell. Knowing that they will arrive shortly! ~
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Alright! One maybe two more parts to this mini-series!
Signing out ~ DevilWench ~
Disclaimer: Don't ask, Don't tell! Heh heh heh...
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Part 3
A Man Apart
Boromir: ::Is all alone walking towards Rivendell:: I'm all alone! Oh, Woe is me! Why would no one wish to travel with me?
~ Flash Back behind Boromir's back ~
Faramir: I don't want to go with him! You go!
Guard 1: Not for all the gold in Middle Earth would I go with THAT Nut Case!
Guard 2: ::Shakes his head frantically:: Me neither!
Guard 3: ::Runs screaming out the door::
Faramir: ::Sighs:: I guess I'll have to handle it... ::Walks out to his brother:: Boromir! I am sad to inform you that all the guards are already assigned to other posts and cannot join you, and as protectorate of the White City, I cannot join you either. ::Pretends to feel sad about this::
Boromir: That is alright brother! There is no need for anyone to accompany me! For I am Strong! And I came back from the dead! ::Leaves for Rivendell::
Faramir: Good riddance! Hey boys! Who needs a drink! On me! ::Walks into the Pub::
Guards: ::Cheer:: (For the beer and the fact that the highly annoying brother of their captain was gone! For a long while too!)
~ End Flashback ~
~ Now, because Boromir is such a bonehead, he lost his map! And you know guys (A/N: Sorry guys, but mostly it's true!) that guys won't ask for directions and are easily lost! So, our torturee is lost in record time in the Forest of the Amazons and other, more deadly creatures! ~
Boromir: ::Tries to sing::
Birds: ::Drop dead from the ghastly song::
Boromir: ::Is unaware::
Amazon 1: MAN! KILL IT!!!!!
Amazon 2: NO EAT IT!!!
Amazon 3: NO, BRING IT TO THE QUEEN!!!
Amazons 4&5: ::Strips Boromir of all his clothes, minus his neon pink boxers, and ties him up to a pole and carry him like a pig roast::
Boromir: 'How humiliating!'
Dangerous Creature 1: Cheep Cheep Cheep...
Amazons: ::Pause in Fear::
Dangerous Creature 1: Cheep Cheep Cheep...
Amazons: ::Drop Boromir on his head and run away screaming in horror::
~ Into Boromir's view comes a creature that could only come from a nightmare. They are 6 feet tall Bunnies, with Purple fuzzy fur. They are soo cute that they are nauseating. ~
Boromir: Aww... They're so cute! I want to pinch them!
Big Purple Bunny of Dementia 1: ::Glares at Boromir::
BPBoD 2: ::Upends the Pole that Boromir is tied too, therefor letting Boromir sit on the ground while tied to the pole::
Rest of BPBoD: ::Do the Macarania(SP?) Around Boromir::
Boromir: O.O What the Hell are they doing? IT'S SO CUTE!!!!
Entire Tribe of BPBoD: ::Stop the previous dance, and start dancing indian style around him::
Boromir: ::Begins to worry::
BPBoD: ::Piles wood around Boromir::
Boromir: ::Sweatdrops:: 'I may be in a little trouble here'
~ As this is happening, Aragorn, Legolas, and DW, come walking by! ~
Aragorn: Hey! Isn't that that guy we know?
Legolas: The annoying one?
Aragorn: Yeah! That's him!
Legolas: Looks like the BPBoD are going to have a BBQ!
DW: BBQ! YAY! PARTY TIME! ::Joins in with the dancing BPBoD::
Boromir: Aragorn, Legolas! My friends! Help me! I think they mean to harm me!
Aragorn, and Legolas: ::Shrug::
Legolas: Time to go DW!
DW: Aww...But they throw some kick @$$ parties!
Aragorn: You can stay...
DW: YAY! BBQ TIME!
Aragorn: But we're leaving!
DW: ::Grumbles but follows::
Boromir: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ME?
DW: You are the main course for my friends here!
Tribe of BPBoD: ::Lick lips:: 'YUM'
DW: BYE BYE!!!!
~ Aragorn, Legolas and DW leave. ~
Tribe of BPBoD: CHOW TIME!!!! ::lights fire around Boromir::
Boromir: ::Yowls like a cat::
~ As his agonized screams, pleasantly filter through the trees, the three travelers stay on course to Rivendell. Knowing that they will arrive shortly! ~
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Alright! One maybe two more parts to this mini-series!
Signing out ~ DevilWench ~