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DIARIES OF A MONSTER
BY:REMUS LUPIN
I have had the best weekend.
First, Snape got shaved bald by James and Sirius, for calling me MANY unkind names.
Second, once all the girls from James and Sirius' page found out about the verbal abuse used on me, I've got at least 30 girls wanting me to ask them out so I'll feel better.
Third, I GOT AN OUTSTANDING ON MY TRANSIFIGURATION ESSAY, this morning in class!
The only bad thing is...er... My 'Furry Problem' is going to be lashing out this weekend... STUPID RABBIT!! I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU AWAY!
Comments:
Awww, a rabbit?! I wanna see him, please Remus, PLEASE!!
- Hot Gryffindor Babe
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So, what about this Friday, huh Remus, are we on for that study date?
-Camille Drew (Ravenclaw 5th year)
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It's not exactly a rabbit, but...
- Sirius
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IT's PETER!! and Remus, how do all these girls know who you are?! You didn't say so in your blog, you know!
I'm Peter, if you didn't realize it.
-Peter
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Wow, Remus, you looked amazing this morning, in Transfiguration.
You're soooo smart!!
- Millie Forester (Hufflepuff 5th year)
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Moony, mate, how are you getting all these HOT GIRLS? Good work, although Lily is the ONLY ONE FOR ME!
I love you, Lily.
- James
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Remus, I'm happy for you about your grade, but Sev getting shaved bald isn't something to be happy about. Nor is 'getting' a bunch of girls! What am I?
-Lily
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Well, according to James, you're his girl. Sorry.
And I'm not the one saying that, go read above.
- Remus
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wo, y r all thees howt grulls ascin u owt? If theye wannt a smarrte gu ho nows howe to mak pi, dey shoold c me
-Michael Avery
Thoughts of a Quidditch Player
By: James Potter
Hey!! THE FEAST IS TOMORROW!! MAN I AM SO EXCITED!!
Lily, wanna go with me to the feast?! I'll feed you so your precious hands won't have to work at all!!
Alright, I have the second highest grade in Transfiguration!!
And I've had detention 36 times, YES!!
Not really, only 23.
I would tell you about our latest prank, but it's Sirius' turn.
Comments:
No, Potter, I will not go out with you!!
Just so you know your mental way of asking has made me want to barf!
- Lily
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Oooohhh... Evans, first again, aren't you?
But dude, she's right, a bit far, you sound desperate.
- Sirius
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A way to a girls' heart isn't by scaring her, Prongs.
- Remus
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No, Lupin, it's by bloody acting as if a few words have killed you, isn't it?
-Severus
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Oh shut up, and go buy some shampoo, Snivelly
-Sirius
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HI!! IT's PETER!! James you sound ridiculous, you know.
I'm Peter
-Peter
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Hark who's talking, Pettigrew!
-Lily
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You're... standing up for me?
And you were the first!! YOU READ MY BLOG AND ARE THE FIRST TO COMMENT EVERY TIME!!
I love you, too.
-James
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SHUT UP POTTER!! I'm just on all the time and your update pops relentlessly in my face until I look, and I can't get anything done!!
And no, I did not 'stand up' for you, I'm tired of Pettigrew acting like a prat.
-Lily
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That's what you want him to think.
-Sirius
AblazeWithColor: Hey, Remus, how are things?
Smart Marauder: Everything's fine, Dora. How's lessons? Learning all the spells, quickly?
AblazeWithColor: It's Tonks, Remus. And no, the only thing I'm good at is Transfiguration, sadly.
SmartMarauder: I could help you. You helped me out that time at Sirius' house.
AblazeWithColor: I would really appreciate it, everyone knows you're the smartest at Hogwarts.
SmartMarauder: Really?... You think so?
AblazeWithColor: Really.
SmartMarauder: Well, thanks. And I'll see you, tonight 7:00 in the common room for your first tutoring session, ok?
AblazeWithColor: Ok, I need help on Charms right now. We can work with Potions later.
SmartMarauder: What Charms are you working on?
AblazeWithColor: Repairing Charm, Molding Charm, and the Hiccuping Charm.
SmartMarauder: Alright, then.
AblazeWithColor: Mmmhmmm. Kk.
SmartMarauder: Bye.
AblazeWithColor: Later.
AblazeWithColor has signed off
HOTBEATERPF: Moony, are you macking on my cousin?
SmartMarauder: What?!... No.
HOTBEATERPF: Yes, you are... MOONY SHE's A SECOND YEAR!!
SmartMarauder: So that is not a problem, since I'm NOT macking on her. Sheesh.
HOTBEATERPF: You totally are. Moony, need I remind you, you don't lie well. May I even say you lie horribly, especially when it comes to girls.
SmartMarauder: I AM NOT MACKING ON YOUR COUSIN!! Whatever that is, anyway!
SmartMarauder has signed off
HOTBEATERPF: Touche'
HOTBEATERPF has signed off
I HAVE THE COOLEST FRIENDS EVER!
By: Peter Pettigrew
Hey, everyone, IT's PETER!!
Well, I have found out the funniest thing. I shouldn't say it on here, but I can't help it because as you don't know (until I tell you) I'm PETER!!
REMUS LIKES NYMPHAEDORA!!
I know, I couldn't believe it when Sirius told me, but isn't it cute?!
Well, bye!!
IT's PETER, EVERYONE!! SO YOU KNOW!!
Comments:
Peter, how could you?! I'm going to die now. I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID THAT!!
-Sirius
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You have no idea how slow and horrible your death (that I've planned) will be for you, Sirius.
I TOLD YOU NOTHING WAS GOING ON!!
Now, I'm going to have to deal with even more problems in my already horrible life.
Thanks alot, Peter.
-Remus
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HOW DO YOU KNOW I'm PETER?!
-Peter
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I'm going to kill him too,
-Remus
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Now, Moony mate, it'll be ok, I mean, she probably didn't read it.
Anyway, she'll know it's not true.
-James
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Awww... Remus, you like me?
I'm flattered.
-Tonks
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WHAT THE BLOODY HECK AM I GOING TO DO!! I CAN'T HURT HER NOW THAT SHE THINKS THAT!!
Sirius, I would watch it!
-Remus
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It's ok Remus, I was joking, I know Sirius can make something out of nothing.
I know we're just friends, because anyway, I'm going out with someone.
-Tonks
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Oh. That's good.
-Remus
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Man, your rabbit brings out the best in you, Remus!
-Sirius
THOUGHTS OF A WAY BETTER LOOKING QUIDDITCH PLAYER
BY: Sirius Black
Hey everyone, and Mary.
Well, our latest prank was the fact that I enchanted every single Slytherin's wand, so that after James and I called them a few choice words, when they shot a curse at us, it backfired on them.
Beautiful.
But now I have a bigger problem.
WHY ON EARTH DID YOU SAY THAT PETER?!
I was kidding, Merlin, I know Remus doesn't like my cousin!!
It was a joke, and now everyone thinks he does like her!
Although, I think she took it well. She knew not to believe it.
Comments:
Ok, Padfoot, Remus wanted me to tell you, that just because she didn't believe it, doesn't mean the rest of Hogwarts didn't. He's had teachers poke at him about it.
And he's still mad.
ALTHOUGH THAT PRANK WAS AMAZING!!
-James
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What the heck?! I'm sorry!!
-Sirius
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HOW COULD YOU?! Sirius, that was downright low, even for you? Messing up a friends LIFE!
-Lily
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IT's PETER!!
Why is everyone so mad, Padfoot.
You're my bestest buddy, I'm sure you'll tell ME!!
-Peter
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Peter, you better run before I hex you into oblivion!
-Sirius
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Now you're messing up Peter? Wooowww...
-Lily
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This is rich. Lupin in love with a second year.
Grand.
-Severus
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Ok, that's all for now.
I KNOW THAT TONKS IS ALOT YOUNGER, BUT I WANTED HER IN MY STORY. FORGET THE FLIPPING TIMELINE!!
Thank you.
And thank you too all my REVIEWERS!!
Classy Cutie: Thank you for reviewing!
Totally CRAZY and Hyper: I know, it is crazy!
Myene: Thank you for telling me, but I already knew! I appreciate the help though. But read above, and on Ch. 2
Glitterpaw of ThunderClan: Tonks was born after them, yes. HOGWARTS BLOG DOES ROCK!
Sister to the Dark Lord: LOL, I hope you stay in shock! James is funny, yes I know. and chapters are coming!
Miss Nova: Thank YOU!
Little-french-Prongs: It's ME, PETER, is one of my fave things about this story.
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