AN: I had way too much fun with this one. I wanted to write a drabble that bordered on mature/silly themes, and yet retained a very high emotional content for the characters. And what better topic than 'the deed' can fulfill both? I also wanted to keep people guessing about who said what, but the language and personalities should be present enough to figure out. I couldn't stop laughing as I wrote the ending.
It's a Matter of the Heart: Gundam Wing Drabbles
Prompt 3: Story
"So who wants to start?" The answer was silence as those present pondered what had possessed them to agree to such a ridiculous form of entertainment. Then a throat cleared, and an elegantly proud, aristocratic voice rang through the air.
"I'm not ashamed to admit it. It was a strange sort of sweet that went somewhat kinky." A few gasps and giggles went round before a a brave soul questioned for further details. "It started out with a homemade dinner for our one year anniversary. Quatre is a fantastic cook, so besides the meal being superb, he imported my favorite wine from Italy, and fed me chocolates from Belgium which he got during his business trip to Earth. Of course, I was utterly flattered, and then he surprises me even more by dancing with me to some classical pieces he composed." Here the teller stops and takes a sip from her glass, while her companion on the left whines.
"Go on! That can't be the end seeing as nothing 'kinky' is even remotely present from that!" The addressed girl laughs a bit before replying,
"What's your rush Hilde? Do you want to share your story so badly you can't wait for me to quench my parched throat?" There were more laughs and comments but the teller settled them down. "Yes, so we were dancing, which I must tell you is quite difficult to do after finishing a bottle of very alcoholic wine, but Quatre was leading and doing so absolutely extraordinarily. Well, I remember saying to him that if he had done this back when we were on Libra, I would have gotten down on my hands and knees to thank him for such kind treatment. Of course, I meant it as an innuendo, but also in reference to the fact that he was the only one to ever think of me as a person, not an opponent for the enemy's side. He was quite intoxicated though, because he said to me, 'Well don't I still warrant the same sort of thank you for sticking by you now?'
"I couldn't help myself then, it was like he was telling me to, so I started undressing him, and then I gave him the best blow job of his life. And let me tell you, for being such a little guy, he does not lack those assets. After that, he treated me to some of the best I've ever had, I mean we had sex on his kitchen counter twice with some of the remaining dessert before we passed out till morning! I don't even know where he learned to be so. . . good with his hands! And it was honestly so arousing being able to keep turning him on by playing with dessert. Woah, just got a little hot and bothered there remembering that, haha. Anyway, ever since then he makes sure to buy chocolate cake on our monthly anniversaries." There were oohs and giggles and content sighs around the room.
"I'm jealous Dorothy. That sounds positively hot! I can't even imagine sweet Quatre doing something so sexual. You've got me all bothered too!" Doubling over with laughter, the short haired female blinked up cutely through her bangs at the blonde with barely contained mischief.
"Well, don't get any ideas Hilde, I'm not willing to share him with anyone. Besides, I don't think he'd ever be comfortable being intimate with more than one person."
"Haha, I can tell you Duo wouldn't be opposed to a threesome, I mean he's suggested I ask Relena before!" Two responses rang out simultaneously.
"What? Oh my god, Hilde, I hope you told him no!"
"Oh has he, haha? Why don't you share your first time with Duo, hmm?" Choosing to answer the latter, Hilde replied unabashed.
"The first? Well, it wasn't quite as fun as yours was, I can tell you that. I remember Duo and I were watching this show on tv after I braided his hair, you know, since it was late at night and neither of us could sleep. And of course, every popular series now has sex in like ever episode, so there it was playing out on the television, and I was nodding off on his shoulder because drama shows bore me a bit, when he turns to me and says 'you don't start screwing a girl just like that!'
"I'm a bit tired, so I just leisurely asked him if that wasn't, then how he would do it. He then takes me into his arms and starts kissing me all softly. Duo and I, we kiss a lot to begin with so I just thought he'd tell me when he finished, but he kept going. He starting touching me, massaging my shoulders and arms, very calm and sensual. Then he started moving southward till he got to my pj shorts. Well, I'm sure you can figure out what happened from there. We did it right there on the couch, and it was amazing. I mean, I've been with him for how many years, thinking he only saw me as a casual friend and here he takes the lead and effectively makes us a couple. Anyway, as we lay there, he tells me 'That's how you do it with the girl of your dreams.'" People start laughing hysterically, and Dorothy pats Hilde's back, passing her the wine.
"Here, here! What a smooth jerk, getting into your pants and making a witty game out of a response." Hilde turned to Sally, who had made the comment, and placed a kiss on her cheek.
"My thoughts exactly. Thank you for understanding my sarcasm perfectly. So Sally, you and Wufei? How did he manage to woo your heart?"
"Not exactly the romantic sort is he?" commented Relena, having had business dealings with the Chinese man and knowing his personality. Sally shook her head, and smiled at her girls. She was the oldest amongst all her friends by seven years, and they looked to her in many of their times of need. Including advice on the men in their lives who gave them every obstacle in the book. She sighed and started speaking to them in a motherly tone.
"Now now, just because he's no outward romantic like Mr. Winner or Mr. Maxwell, doesn't mean he's not an amorous guy. Wufei comes from a place where expressing yourself so freely was frowned upon, so he controls himself. I'm sure Heero is the same, right Relena? What about Trowa, Middie? They were all trained to be soldiers, so it's different for them. None of them are emotionless though, right?" There were some murmurs as the mood turned somber, but Hilde was having none of that.
"Well that's debatable in someone's case, right Relena?" She winked at her best friend and they succeeded in eliminating the tension with their conspiratorial eyebrow and hand motions. The bleach blonde brought order once again by turning back to Sally.
"Ok Sally, sorry for the accusations. So how did he go for you, hmm?" Everyone riveted their attention to their elder, waiting in anticipation.
"Well, Wufei and I have a very different relationship. We built it on a foundation of respect, since as you know we both work together and live together. I try not to pry into his life too much, and he has always done the same. So it was actually the evening of April 18th, my birthday. I was doing some of my last paperwork, when an old friend of mine shows up at my office. He gives me this big bouquet of flowers and you know, hugs me, gives me a kiss and all that. He wants me to come to dinner to celebrate, but I tell him I can't, mostly because I was covering for Noin, and I was so tired.
"So we part ways, and I find Wufei waiting by my office door like I always do. I lock up for the night and head home with Wufei, carrying my flowers and whatnot. Now, the two of us usually talk on the way home, but Wufei is as silent as the dead, and when we get home, he just brushes passed me to his room. I ignore it, assuming he had a bad day, when I find that the kitchen has been arranged with a lovely dinner, my favorite meal. Wufei obviously remembered my birthday, and I thought he was upset that I had worked overtime and messed with his plan to give me a nice birthday dinner. So I head up to his room, to say thank you and to tell him we can save the dinner, but I find him sitting on his bed, head in his hands.
"I know something's wrong so I come to him and start rubbing his back. It worried me that he didn't hear me enter or register I was near him, what with his training and reflexes. I starting asking him what's wrong and all he can say to me is, "I've lost again, I've lost Sally, too." The room is heavy with silence. Each girl looked at Sally with deep apprehension, wanting to know where this tale was leading. Their previous banter seems lifetimes away as they registered the meaning and power of Sally and Wufei's intimacy. Middie even gulped in nervousness at Sally's pause. Taking in all the pleading eyes, Sally continued in her wise voice.
"Of course at this point, I'm nervous, seeing as my partner is so distraught it was making me upset. I get down in front of him and start shaking him, telling he hasn't lost anything and I was right here. But he keeps mumbling that line to himself again, and I lost my calm. And then I slapped him. It was the first time I'd ever done that to him, had any sort of physical confrontation and it definitely snapped him out of it. But I was upset girls, I started to cry. I was yelling at him too, saying that he was an idiot to be saying those things when I was right in front of him, but he looked through me as if I were invisible to him.
"And then hell broke over. He screamed right back at me, telling me how stupid I was to think he didn't see me. That all he ever saw was me. And it ended up, he thought that my friend who came to see me that day was my lover or something, so he assumed he lost his chance with me. So I let it be known I was only interested in him despite our outward neutrality, and well, the rest as we say, was history. That was also the night he proposed to me, which had been his intention at dinner." With a big smile, Sally flashed her marriage ring at them again, and there was a chorus of aws and thank gods.
"Was it good?" asked Relena apprehensively, wanting to know the skimmed over details of the story that they had originally decided to share. Sally smiled again and nodded her head.
"It was like something out of an erotic dream." There was laughter and happiness throughout the room. Sally poked Relena in her ribs, posing the question to her. "What about you Ms. Darlian, why don't you give us your take home experience with Mr. Right?" The said girl blushed profusely, unable to remove the attention from herself. As a woman constantly in the spotlight she shouldn't be unnerved; these women, however, were he closest female companions and divulging information to them on such a personal matter made her quite embarrassed.
"I don't know. If. . . If Heero ever found out I told you. . . He might just murder you all. . ." Dorothy scoffed while Sally laughed heartily. Middie was gulping in nervousness again at the statement, and Hilde threatened she already knew and would tell the others if Relena didn't. Sighing in defeat, the Vice Foreign Minister gathered her wits and her began her account.
"It was. . .it was. . .itwasinsidehismobilesuit'scockpitafteramission." She his her face in her hands as the others besides Hilde stared, not understanding her rushed words.
". . .What?" It was the first time Middie had started a conversation since the beginning of the game. Relena felt a hand rubbing her back, and sighed again at Hilde's coaxing.
"Lena, it's no big deal. We've all done it, so it's ok if you really don't wanna tell. We just thought it'd be ok for you to share with all of us, since we're all like BFFs and won't tell a soul. If you're really not comfortable though, we can forget about it." Relena thought for a moment, wanting to take offer so generously provided for her. But, it wouldn't be fair since so far, difficult experience or not, the girls were willing to share the cherished secret of theirs. With this knowledge, she lifted her face to look at the concerned countenances staring back at her and shyly smiled.
"No, no, sorry. I just felt. . . never mind. Forgive my reluctance. What I said was, that it was inside his mobile suit's cockpit after a mission." Here, the girls who didn't know all gave some confused expressions while Hilde put on a cheeky smile. Knowing they were going to ask, she beat them to it.
"Heero had been away for nearly a month on a special mission. And being as busy as he was, he hadn't had the time or the means, I don't know which, to contact me. So Hilde had phoned my office less than half an hour after he got back to the Preventer's base to tell me, and I nearly flew over to the base to see him, despite my workload and everything else I had to do. When I arrived, Hilde met me and took me to the mobile suit hanger with her access ID, and then left with a few other engineers who had done the check over of his Gundam. So it was him, not knowing I was there, and me alone in the hanger.
"He was working on something inside his cockpit, so I walked over, jumped the railing and threw myself at him. If he didn't have his amazing reflexes, I'm sure I'd be a dead woman today, but granted his abilities he caught me, though he was quite startled by my presence. He asked me what I was doing here, and I said that I heard he came back and I honestly couldn't wait to see him. Then, I kind of jumped him, started kissing him and feeling him up. I was really surprised he didn't throw me out or put a gun to my head, but actually responded as if he had thought about me and missed me as much as I had him. So we continued and we ended up making love in his cockpit chair." Hilde was a Cheshire cat, while Sally gave a long whistle. Dorothy could only smirk and nod her head in absolute approval. Middie was tinged red, but she was grinning regardless. Relena herself was feeling the adrenaline of the memory, how raw and powerful and beautiful the moment had been.
"Now that's kinky! I should try that with Duo sometime, it sounds like a huge turn on."
"I take it 'made love' here means you were thoroughly pleased with the experience?" Dorothy said to her fellow politician. Relena only smirked back.
"It was mind blowing and has been pleasurable ever since then in all sorts of ways." She winked, and Hilde couldn't contain herself. The cat calls echoed loudly as the girls had a grand time.
"So that just leaves you Middie." The attention focused on the last blonde who hadn't shared her moment. Said girl was a little embarrassed, but she felt comfortable enough with her private life that she could share it with her close friends who also had Gundam pilot lovers. She tucked her locks behind her ear and entangled her fingers into her shirt sleeve.
"Trowa and I, well I never really thought we could have something together. After all, I assumed he hated my guts for what I did, but at least he accepted me as a fellow Preventer. So I tried to be as friendly and non forward as possible, since I knew what he was like. The quiet sort don't like being forced into anything unless it's of their own volition. One day, I happened to be looking for him to give him new details on his mission, and he wasn't anywhere to be found; being the Resourcer I am, I talked to a few people and figured out he was in the training room.
"When I arrived in the training room, Trowa was, well, a sexy mess. He was all sweaty and intense; shirtless, with his bangs stuck to his face, holding himself up on a one handed handstand. All I saw was rippling muscle and perfect posture, and, lord, anyway he was like an Adonis. So I dropped all the paperwork and reports I had in my arms, causing a huge clatter and a big mess. Of course he noticed me, and being the gentleman he is, came to help me. As we collected my work, we touched hands a few times and then I brought him up to date on the report about his mission. He took his report from me, and I had thought that was it for our chance encounter.
"Trowa surprised me then, by asking me what had caught my attention and made me so scattered. He never misses anything, I tell you, though usually he has more tact than to bring someone's downfall to center stage. Of course I wasn't thinking straight and told him that he made me lose my focus. You should have seen the smirk on his face. He then invades my personal space and gets so close I feel his body heat radiating off of him. It made me more confused, but he starts asking me all these questions. And answering uncensored, I ended up telling him I thought he was appealing, and I wouldn't mind being his workout partner. And, umm, he had told me that was great since he was looking for a workout partner, so we. . . Worked out."
"Woah, wait, so you did it in the training room, like on the workout mats? Right there?" Hilde exclaimed, unable to contain her disbelief. When the blonde merely nodded, the petite raven haired girl started praising her bravery.
"It's not a big deal. It was late in the evening so the possibility of someone walking in on us was nearly zero percent. I'm sure he figured that much out as well, otherwise he wouldn't have allowed himself to lose control like that. At that point though, I doubt neither he or I would have cared even if we had an audience. It was just so perfect and fulfilling, and besides being a smooth and long affair, afterward we showered together too." Here she giggled before turning her head to the girl sitting on her right. " I definitely understood your confusion about exceptional hand techniques, Dorothy. I can't even begin to imagine where Trowa picked up tricks like that, though I wasn't complaining in the least. Maybe he and Quatre learned it together?"
Their female minds fell into the gutter then, and they started making all sorts of jokes concerning their pilots and strange love affairs occurring.
"Well, I don't really care what they do, so long as Heero comes back to me at the end of the day. I can honestly say my life would be incomplete if he wasn't with me."
"Yes, I think we can all vouch the same thought. Alright ladies, guess what? The casserole is done, and so is the stew. I believe we can now sit down to a quiet dinner together as was the original plan." Sally placed the food items on the table, where the rest of the party waited patiently.
"Quiet? Since when have our girls' nights ever been quiet? I mean look at our before dinner conversation!" the pacifist posed offhandedly, filling her plate generously with the stew Sally cooked. Everyone commented in an affirmative and continued to help themselves to the meal.
"Finally, food. Just thinking about shacking up gets my appetite roaring," Hilde heartily laughed, reaching for the main course.
"Agreed. My only regret for this evening is that I will not be following up dinner with some fancy handwork." Dorothy coyly phrased as she took the salad from Relena.
"Dorothy!" Middie exclaimed, embarrassed by her brazen comment. The girls laughed even harder.
There was silence all around the little room, as five figures gathered around a microphone with different facial expressions ranging from ridiculously pleased to downright pissed. If anyone ever got wind of such stories, the men would have to return to being merciless soldiers. This information was precious and kill worthy. No one could outside of those present could hear these recountings.
"Well, damn man, did you really. . ."
"Duo."
"Sorry Trowa."
"Maxwell, I suggest you forget you heard anything tonight. It'd be better for all of us if your mouth didn't find an opportunity to ruin our reputations."
"Agreed."
"Hey, at least I can be proud of myself. Even your lovely wife doted on my capabilities of love. And Dorothy and Middie sure seemed pleased with some people's expertise. "
"Duo, please don't. You're embarrassing me. Even more so than Dorothy and her story telling."
"Duo."
"Duo, I'll kill you if you don't shut up."
"Geez, okay, okay. Shutting up now. I'd like to be able to see Hilde again for a romantic evening of passion."
Silence.
"Heero?"
A grunt.
"Would it be alright if I stole that cockpit scheme?"
"Be my guest."
~Fin~