A/N: I am really looking forward to your other questions, Audrey. I'm really glad that your dislike for Leslie's dad has lessened. I know he can be a bit of a jerk at times, but I don't want people to think of him as a monster. I am actually surprised everyone else that likes Star Twins hasn't taken advantage of this fun Alternate Universe. I know that a lot of them must have a bunch of questions, and that's why I thought this would be fun. They can get all the information and answers they want with this. Oh, well. As long as I keep getting questions this fun little thing will stay up. Oh, and I'm glad you like Danny. Anyway, I'm gonna stop talking now and allow Damon to answer your questions. Take care! ^_^

Disclaimer: I do not own The Vampire Diaries. I only own Leslie and my other own characters.

Your Question:

Damon: Have you noticed anything wierd about Leslie? Like her eyes turning purple when she's angry or that her bodyguard ( a non-vampire) can beat the crap out of you (a 170 year old vampire) or that her crazy father can read your mind? Nothing strange here at all? I mean your super hot but not very good a putting two and two together. I'm just saying.

Audrey ;D

Damon's Reply

"Of course, I'm hot. I'm the most sexy vampire you wish you could meet, little girl."

"Hey, bro, I think Damon's finally lost it. Maybe, we should literally get him a shrink. All of that scotch and bourbon finally messed him up. He's started talking to himself now."

"Hm, this is the first time I've seen him do that. Maybe he's just drunk."

"I would deeply appreciate it if you didn't talk about me like I'm not here. I can hear what you're saying, you know. Even though both of you are pathetically attempting to whisper, I can still hear you."

"Am I supposed to care?"

"Ah, kitten, what brings you over to our humble adobe?"

"I have to work on a project with Stefan. Also, what did I say about calling me kitten? Don't freaking call me that!"

"Why not? Besides, I bet that you're going to claw my back like a fiery kitten in heat, as soon as I get you und... Uuuufff!"

"You never learn. Do you, Damon?"

"Shut ... up, Stefan."

"Stefan, I freaking swear on everything that if your stupid brother doesn't quit being a freaking perv, you will become an only child. I'm not even playing, right now."

"Oh, so you were playing that other ... Uuuufff!"

"Really, Damon? Leslie, can you please stop kicking him. I'm the one that's going to have to deal with his constant ranting and complaining as soon as you leave. Besides, we don't need another dead body laying around."

"Fine, but he says one more thing to piss me off and I won't be held responsible for my actions. Get the hell up, Damon."

"Hm, I wonder if you're this rough in ..."

"Let go of me, Stefan! I'm going to f*cking !#$% then I'm going to #$%&. LET GO OF ME!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Leslie. Please just calm down. Getting this riled up isn't good for your health. Just relax and take deep breaths."

" ... "

" ... "

" ... "

"There, better now?"

"I guess."

"Good. Now why don't you go into the study and start on our project. I'll be there in a minute. I need to have a talk with Damon."

"Fine."

"Oh, great. Here comes the huge leave her alone lecture. Before, you begin with your nagging like a boring housewife. Let me just say that ... "

"She's going to die, Damon."

" ... "

"You heard what her dad told us. She might not make it to her eighteenth birthday. That's why I don't understand how you continuously keep antagonizing her. Don't you care for her at all?"

" ... I do care about her."

"Then why do you treat her like that? I know that being a first-class jerk is who you are, but why can't you treat her better? The only thing she's done is be your friend and put up with you. Why are you like that to her?"

"That's just who I am, Stefan. Besides, you don't know d*ck. My relationship with Leslie is different. She likes fighting with me. That's just how we are. So, shut the hell up if you don't know anything. Now, if you'll excuse me, father, I have a letter to respond to."

"A letter? From who?"

"Noneya."

"Noneya?"

"Yes, noneya business. Oh, lose that frown little bro. I learned that from Leslie. Therefore, you should be proud that we have bonded so much. We are quite similar, you know."

"Leslie, is nothing like you."

"Well, contrary to what many people believe. Leslie is quite the killer, and I'm not talking about her looks."

"I know about Logan, Damon."

"Did she tell you how she killed him?"

" ... Yes."

"Interesting, don't you think? No remorse, no compassion, not even the slightest hint of guilt. Don't you find that a bit odd?"

" ... I suppose ..."

"See, Stefan, that right there. That hesitation is what makes you weak."

"Well, according to Audrey, you're slow. So, I guess everything's good."

"Who said you could read my letter?"

"Who said you could read mine? I'm just returning the favor. Besides, I want to hear what your reply is to all of these questions. They are very valid questions to ask."

"Fine, what ... wait a minute, did she just call me slow! ?"

"She says that you're super hot, but that you aren't very good at putting two and two together. I got to admit she has a point."

"About the super hot part?"

"I guess she's right on both accounts ... Oh, wipe that stupid smirk off your face. I don't think you're super hot. I just think you're hot. You're okay, for a hundred-and-something year-old vampire."

"I'm okay? Kitten, no matter where you look. You will never find someone as perfect as Damon Salvatore."

"You're right about one thing. I will never find a murderous psycopath like you, but you're wrong about something else."

"What?"

"Dude, you are NOT perfect. We are ALL imperfect beings. I may not go to church and stuff, but I at least know that. Anyone that thinks of themselves as perfect is an idiot and should got get themselves checked. So, just shut your face and answer my homegirl Audrey."

"Your homegirl? You know this girl?"

"No, but I got a letter just like that a couple of days ago. She thinks the way I killed Logan was badass, so she's on my good list. Therefore, watch your mouth when you're answering her."

"Fine, whatever. What's the first question?"

"She wants to know if you have noticed anything weird about me?"

"Like what?"

"Well it says ... Hold up, I just got a text ... Oh crud, it's my Aunt Jenna. She says she needs my help with something ... Man, this sucks. I got to go, bro. Can I come by later? Or, should I just take the project with me and do it myself. I really don't mind."

"No, how about I come over in two hours?"

"That sounds good. Here's Damon's letter. Ask him the questions and tell me what he says."

"Okay, bye, Leslie."

"Later, bro. See you around, Damon. You better not lie, cuz I will find out."

"Yeah, yeah, your 'homegirl' will tell on me right?"

"Maybe ... laterz"

"Okay, so what does the letter say, Stefan?"

"You're actually going to do what she said?"

"No, I just want to get this over with. I don't know if this Audrey girl will tell on me or not. Therefore, I'm just gonna get this over and done with. I don't want a pissed off Leslie screaming at me because I didn't answer her 'homegirl'."

"Alright, well, she wants to know if you have ..."

"Yeah, yeah, noticed something weird about Leslie. Like what? Leslie's weird in a lot of ways."

"Well, she says like when her eyes turn purple when she's angry."

"First of all, her eyes turn violet. There's a difference between purple and violet. Violet is lighter than purple. Also, there is nothing weird about that. She's sick with a really rare disease that may or may not end up killing her. Get your facts straight, girly."

"Leslie's not going to be happy if she knows you're talking to her friend like that."

"Whatever, next question."

"It's not really a question. It's more like a continuation of the first question."

"Okay, so what else does she mean by weird?"

"She means anything weird like how Sedrick can beat you up, considering he's not a vampire an all."

"And how the hell does she know he's not a vampire? Her prick of a father is like a thousand-and-something-year-old vampire. So, why can't he be one too? Also, he didn't beat me up. He merely pushed me away when we were at the grill. It wasn't exactly a fight or beating."

"Well, it also mentions something about her father here as well. She wants to know if you don't consider it weird that he can read your mind."

"Aren't you listening to me? He's like a thousand-year-old vampire! Of course, he's going to have more powers than us and be a lot stronger than us!"

"I am listening to you, Damon. You don't have to yell."

"Whatever, Stefan, I'm leaving."

"Wait, aren't you going to say bye to Audrey?"

"No."

"Why not? Just because you didn't like her questions doesn't mean you should be rude."

"You want me to say bye? Fine, you're lucky Leslie likes you because if not ..."

"Leslie's not going to like hearing about how you threatened her friend, Damon."

"Fine! Bye, Audrey, or whatever your name is!"

"You'll have to excuse him, Audrey. He's been having a bit of a tough week, and I guess it's all finally catching up to him. Anyway, take care and if you see a black crow outside your window tonight don't invite it in."

School has finally started, so I'm going to be taking longer to update my stories. I'm a senior now, so I'll have a lot of work to do. Can those of you reading this story please notify everyone else? I would deeply appreciate that. Take care everyone! See you all soon! ^_^