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Drayton Manor

For those of you who don't know, Drayton Manor is a theme park in England. It's not the biggest (or the best) but I've been there the most.

Bella's P.O.V.

It had been quite a short flight to England, we were here for the weekend, just to look around have fun. Friday afteernoon when we arrived (we didn't go to school that day) we went on an opentop bus tour of London, Tomorrow we're going to the beach, but today we're going to some theme park called Drayton Manor. I was pleased the Cullen's had invited me, and surprised that both Charlie and Renée had said yes, but mainly I was concered that Emmett would break the rides.

We used our pre-paid tickets to get into the park.

"Hmmmm, Where to go?" I said scanning the map. Just then, Emmett stole it from me!

Typical, Typical, Emmett.

Emmett had an idea; I could tell by his smile, we were all doomed.

"THE ZOO!" he screamed. I slapped my forehead, but (for some strange reason) we all followed him.

We walked into the zoo.

"ICE-CREAM!" Screamed Emmett excitedly

"Erm Emmett?"

"Yea?"

"Vampires don't eat ice-cream, or any other human food for that matter."

"Oh right ... MONKEYS"

I have decided that Emmett has the attention span of a two year old.

We all walked over to the Monkeys.

"Hello Monkeys" Emmett said throwing a stone at one.

The monkey turned around to show a rather evil face. He picked up the stone and threw it at Emmett.

"STONE FIGHT!" Emmett and the monkeys broke out into a stone fight. They suddenly stopped. Emmett turned around to show a face full of monkey poop.

We all burst out laughing, just then the security guard came and gave us a warning.

We moved on to the tiger.

"RAWRR"

The lion lay sleeping

"RAWRR" Emmett repeated

The lion stood up, but did nothing.

"RAWRR" Emmett shouted, louder this time.

The lion roared back, this was clearly the response Emmett wanted.

Everybody gathered around the tiger pen. Great, the last thing I wanted was attention.

The lion jumped up the cage at Emmett.

Emmett was about to jump into the cage when the security guard reappeared and we all ran.

We ran and hid in a castle by a river.

"NEXT." The Man in control shouted.

We all got onto the little boat.

"WEEEEEEEEE" Emmett screamed, the ride hadn't even started yet.

"Emmett, I'm glad you're having fun but please keep your emotions inside" Rosalie said sweetly.

I was looking at the scenery; it was a good ride for little kids but could be better. Just then I heard a splash. I turned around to see Emmett wrestling with a mechanical dragon.

Typical, typical Emmett.

Edward dragged Emmett back onto the boat.

I felt an intense heat and turned around to see fire in the 'dragons cave'

"Ooh, pretty." Emmett said leaning towards the flame.

"NOOOOOOO!"

Emmett leaped towards the flame but just missed, thankfully landing in the water. He quickly got back onto the boat and managed to avoid trouble for the rest of the ride.

Next was Pirate Adventure. I'd always loved pirates and reading about them so this should be fun.

We all got on the boat.

"Ooh look a parrot"

"Emmett." I scolded

"What?" he asked innocently

I sighed, "You're supposed to say, Respect the captain or ye be clapped in irons! Tis a Parrot!"

"OH!"

"Or you could say, Arg Tis a Parrot Cap'n"

"OMJ! That eye patch so doesn't match his feathers!" Alice gasped, her hands flying to her facein shock. Trust Alice to worry about a parrot's dressing habits.

"OMJ?"

"Oh My Jasper!"

"Right..."

The ride started.

We went around the dark cave talking like pirates which most people didn't understand.

"Ahoy, matey. That man is hangin' upside down"

"Whoever dressed these lubbers needs t' learn about fashion."

"Look, Tis a skeleton covered in Cobwebs"

"Glow in the dark cobwebs me mateys"

"WEEEE! A hill"

"AAH! A pirate! Gimme' a clap o' thunder, matey!"

Pirates were firing cannons at us and we were firing back.

The ride finally ended and we all got off the boat.

Next we went on the sombreros.

Which were really boring. Except for when this woman puked on Emmett ... that was hilarious.

After that, we went on apocalypse, we lined up for ages it was our turn to get on, my stomach flipped as I saw the seat drop.

"What's wrong?"

"I feel sick."

"BELLAS A WIMP!"

"AM NOT"

"ARE TOO"

"AM NOT"

"ARE TOO"

"Would you two please just shut up?"

Silence. Except for a few screams.

"Let's go and sit on the bench Bella"

"OK"

Everybody came to us then. Geez, that was quick. What was it, 14 seconds?

"THAT WAS TOTALLY AWSOME!"

"Ok Emmett, it was great."

"Pshh, says the wimp!"

"I AM NOT A WIMP!"

"ARE"

"NOT"

"ARE"

"NOT"

"ARE"

"NOT"

"SHUT UP!"

Silence. Again. Except for a few screams. Again.

The Haunting.

We waited ages until we were finally let into a small building.

The lights went off and a T.V. screen came on explaining our mission

Emmett and I looked at each other smiling; we both began singing the James Bond theme whilst walking around sneakily.

The first room was a long corridor, the man told us to look up.

A skeleton flew above our heads.

"BANG! BANG!"

YESSSS! We were really good at killing ghosts and things, wait a minute...

"How can you kill something that's already dead?"

"That's simple, you can't"

"OK!"

Next we went in this random place, a picture on the wall started to talk to us, then the walls looked like they were moving in but I couldn't decide whether it was an illusion or not.

For a haunted house this place really wasn't scary.

I heard a scream then somebody comforting... Jacob?

"It's OK Jacob; those things on the ceiling aren't real..."

I looked up to see skeletons on the ceiling, man I'm glad I'm chose Edward.

Next we went into a church like place. Then the walls started spinning. BORING!

"OOOOHHH! Drunken Barrels that spin, that looks fun"

"OOOOHHH! Spinny things! Let's go on them"

"Emmett you're such an idiot you know that?"

"HHMM?" Emmett said scratching his head.

"What is it now?"

"Miss told me to learn the alphabet for English but I'm stuck on D."

"Let's hear you so far, and then we'll help."

"OK ..."

"A-B-C-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-D..."

...

"What?"

"You really are an idiot."

It was our turn to get on the Drunken Barrels now

We got on and the ride started

"How come everybody else is spinning really fast and we're going slow?"

"You've got a good point for once Emmett."

I looked around at everyone else

"OME!"

"What?"

"We're supposed to spin this thing in the middle to go fast"

"We all worked that out ages ago! I said 'what?' as in OME?"

"Oh My Edward"

"You girls truly are weird; the best thing to say is OMC!"

"OMC?"

"Oh My Carlisle!"

"We have to go soon what should we go on?"

"STORM FORCE 10!"

"OK"

We walked up all the stairs then took our place in the queue

There wasn't enough room on the boat for all of us so Esme and Carlisle waited at the bottom.

We got on and went down the big hill then we had a nice little float around the track.

Then we went down backwards

After that we went on the final BIGGEST slide

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

We all posed for the photo, except for Emmett who got bored and started to pick his nose.

Best fiver I ever spent :)

Anything in brackets () is writen by SuperrHyperWhilstCrazzed []=i-love-sparkly-vampires

The boat ride = Excalibur a dragons tale = a really boring ride were you sale around a river listening to a dragons story, (and my friend, Luy, got burnt by the dragons fire!) [LMAO]

Pirate Adventure = another really boring ride were you float around on a boat that usually makes little kids cry, (although I am scared of it. Theres a big (mediocore) unexpected (totaly expected) drop) [thats confusing :S]

Sombreros = big sombreros that go up and down and spin [slowly] (Hey! brackets are my thing! I like 'um)

Apocalypse = One of those rides where you sit down on a chair and it lifts you really high then drops you. (It takes exactly 14 seconds, I counted :] ) [nerd]

The haunting = a really un-scary haunted house (I was scared) [wimp!]

Drunken Barrels = these things you sit in and you have to spin them around (I can't spin the thing in the middle) [LOL!]

Storm force 10 = The best ride in Drayton Manor = Log Flume (My definition: Totally awesome log flume in lifeboat raft things. Goes really fast. Love it!) [same]

(Go to the website www. draytonmanor. com (or , im not sure) for more info.)