Looking at this now, I honestly don't know what I was thinking when I wrote it. Although I can say that it was kind of therapeutic at the time...
Chapter 4
He Never Told Anyone About Me
Lya sneaks through the halls, avoiding detection. She finds a database at the end of a hallway.
Lya – Okay, this should be able to tell me where Ganondorf is. (looking at the map) Oh, great. This Castle is huge. It took me a half hour to get here from the stairs. Vaati must be in one of those bigger rooms, on the opposite side of the castle.
Navi – Hey! I brought you some help!
Lya – Navi! You're back! What help?
Navi – Lya, say hello to Aryll. She is Link's sister.
Lya – Link has a sister?
Navi – Yeah. Didn't he tell you about her?
Aryll – My big brother tends to forget to tell his "girlfriends" about me. I have no idea why. Maybe it's because he thinks it will affect his relationship with them. He's only had about 5 or 6 or 20-something girlfriends over the past five years.
Lya – what?
Aryll – Yeah, he's dated like, 24 girls, not including you. He's been a baaaaaaaaaaaad boy. But you gotta admit he's got a cute face.
Lya – Ummmmmmmm, aren't you his sister?
Aryll – What? Can't a girl say that her brother is cute without getting weird looks from other girls?
Lya – It's just a bit strange, that's all. Okay, anyway, back to our current disaster. Where is Ganondorf in this castle? I'd bet just about anything that Vaati is keeping him close by.
Aryll – Link told me that Vaati is really conceited. He thinks he can do anything, defeat anyone. He also thinks that he is invincible.
Lya – That's a pretty bold statement from a guy who was killed by an eleven-year-old.
Navi – Tell me about it.
Aryll – Yeah, well, he's really, really smart. He's learned a lot since then. I don't think three amateurs are going to be able to do anything to him.
Lya – Who said we're going to do anything to him? (grinning wickedly)