Like Cats and Dogs

by Our hero

What happens miss fortunes enters the nmo ring in order to find a Medici, only to end up becoming Beowulf's tag team, partner, (not a romance between Nadia and wulf,) takes place after the ending of miss fortunes story,

4. CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FOUR: TENSION RISING. . . SEXUAL TENSION CAT IS,

Okay guys a few things before we get started as usual,

First is sorry im late im going to write a story at least every wensday from now on, also long chapter yay

Second my setup changed again im now using a Bluetooth keyboard with my iPad, as my i pad alone is too heavy and hurts my arms, and i can bearly write on my phone as the words are hidden by the key board and I often forget what im writing,

Third i hope you all had happy holidays, mine was good,

Fourth my head cannon is that Nadia is in her early 40's and the life Jem not only keeps her alive but restored her age to the point when she died her 20's, i also believe she's a huge pervert, mostly cuz it's funny to write, i mean it's probably out of character and i already have several perveted characters but at least its not so out of character as hogwarts school of prayer and miracles, btw's hilarious i only wish their was an over the top athiest character that Tries to steal their bibles and replace them with atheist litriture, he'd be like jack spicer, Robbie rotten, and jack skelington, but somehow still a major threat as Jesus wont kill him, then like half way though season two dumbledore killed him, and then like third season finale he returns as the satinst and corrupts Luna into becoming a satanist too but there like a mix of eddie Riggs, franky from one piece, mettaton from undertale, so despite massive amount of power pretty much ineffective as all hell.

Fith beware loyal viewer for thar be the most InFamous of FanFiction tropes ahead... the dreaded. . . Oc"s [insert thunder sound effect here] I'll try not to make em too annoying, or op,

Sixth its you know how the summary reads not a romance bettwen Nadia and the wulf? Well dont be surprised if they end up in a romance, though i do infacthave other plans for them, also as you probably gathered from the the chapters title sexual tension is pretty much shoot through the roof, oh any certain pairings you wanna see in this story lemme know, and yes we here at hatred inc (that may or may not be an actual company, that may or may not be founded by whoever the hell i am) accept anonymous asks,

Also he fights will mostly be tag matches as I write from a characters pespective so both of our heroes can fight ive created the POV TAG when ou see the words POV TAG during a fight we will switch Point-Of-Views to the one tagged in,

Let's give it a test run shall we?,

If you actually answered that im sorry but. . . I can't actually hear you :(

Anyway,

Nadia's POV

I ran to my turnbuckle and hive five wulf,

POV TAG TO BEOWULF

I stepped into the ring ready to bust some skulls.

Good? Kay:) now these wont always be instant, sometimes they'll be delayed, for the story

Oh and some OOC ahead, (holds up a puppy wrapped in bunnies and kittens) sowwy,

With all that said,

lets begin

ZANE'S POV

The crowd erupted into a glorious applause it seemed the match made quite an impression on the cheering crowd.

My wulf was beaming in the applause of the cheers, while Miss kitty was lazily waving at the crowd,

I took up the mic again "well folks we're glad you enjoyed the match, stay where you are because for tonight's main event we have some of our strongest wrestlers, fighting our newest stable,"

when I finished I had wolfie and fortune exit the ring, out of the corner of my eye I saw two girls with blue hair follow them, so I went to mostly to ask a question about a certain girls nun impression and why wulf was so scared of it,

But first I had to get past an annoying blue haired dark skinned stalker pest, She turned to see me and said "hey Zane why's she my wulfs teammate? I thought me and him would-"

I almost killed her when she incorrectly stated that Beowulf was hers, unfortunately i had to let her continue existing for now, so i slipped back into character and said "be a stable? Well de- *ahem* kiddo when you became a heel your stable automatically disbanded, like I've told ya about a hundred times, to save your stables you would have had to be a good sport take anger management classes, not stalk your teammate and defiantly not assaulting his best friend in public,"

Her face turned red "i wasn't stalking him we we're,-"

I chuckled "on a date? No you had an anger management class at that time, and wolf would have mentioned it to me so I could cancel the class, on the other hand Annie and wulf came into my office to personally inform me that she wanted to hang out for a while, not to mention they've been friends for ages, and are practically joined at the hip, She's a beloved show icon a former fellow co-star, a best friend who offered him a job when no one wanted him to wrestle any more, and has been to every Match he's ever had,"

She looked angrier and to be honest I was mad as well, both of our rage was directed at little Annie, how dare she care so much about my man, I shook my head to regain my bearings, and as I did cerebella seemed to do the same,

She said "well that cat sl- woman is a convicted felon, Lorenzo Medici said she stole a priceless gem from him"

I should my head disapprovingly, "and the new mayor wants more info then Medici can offer,"

She was about to say something but I cut her off with "like why the skullgirl constantly tried to kill Medici, and what this priceless gem was, and let's not forget the Contiello slaughter which black dahlia was seen exiting, oh and that detective Ben birdland who went missing,"

At that she looked annoyed, and started to walk away until I stopped her and said, "don't hold it against Nadia, after all she joined this company to meet you and express her love for you,"

Bella turned toward me and said, "what? She wants me, to… and her with me… and her?" She shook her head and stomped off somewhere,

Good all according to plan, I walked up to the dressing room door and Nadia opened it, "cerebella went that way hurry and you'll catch her" I said pointing in the direction the Girl stormed off, the white haired feral thanked me and ran after her, after she went I entered the room to find the wulf being hugged by Annie,

I hate that girl, hogging the wulf to herself

Cerebella's POV

Of all the nerve that stupid cat didn't give me the life Jem, no she instead has the guts to f- f- fall in love with me, my mind imagined her and I holding hands and sipping out of the same cup and eventually kissing on the couch, "uhh just thinking about it is gross"

"What's gross clownie?" Came a serious voice I heard before, I turned to see miss fortune, giving me an even stare, ha just the person I wanted to pummel, but before I hit her she leaned closer toward me and said "sup' thug?" Before I could say anything she jumped on me and knocked me onto the ground, she was still on top of me I didn't have vice versa and while I could escape easily, the fact that she tried this in practically a public place, told me she was desperate,

Wow she really does have a crush on me, I looked up into her passionate blue eyes and as she moved her lips closer I broke her hold grabbed her and tossed her off me,

"I'll crush you and this weird thing you have for me in the ring," and then I bolted,

Unknown to cerebella was that miss foutune was to confused to chase her, after all she had no idea what kind of weird 'thing' cerebella ment, Maybe cerebella knew why she was here, and meant to stop her from asking questions, nevertheless she got up to prepare for her next match,

Nadia's POV

So Irvin was right she's too strong to force her this early and not pissed enough to make mistakes yet, but she's also dumb enough to not notice a master thief slipping three tracking devices on her personage, the first in her hair, the second in her boot, and. . . The final one in her panties, now even if she runs i know where she goes, the idea of her and i being a couple disgusting me only cuz she was Medici scum, I personally think she's very pretty, not to mention my more fur-verted enjoyed the feeling of her ass, the sight of her breasts, and thoses legs...

Woah, okay I'm drooling now, but she wouldn't be the last enemy I thought as pretty, I didn't really mind that Egyptian cosplayer kissing me, well at least not until she tried Kat-napping me, and that nurse had soft lips too...

A voice in my head that sounded too much like minette to be anything but my moral compass then asked "Nadia I appreciate you trying to get a date, but could you focus on rescuing me first? If you do... I'll be you girl freind," minette compass said with a wink,

Great now my imaginary version of minette was trying to date me, it was bad enough when nom imaginary minette tried to, I doubt this version would except im old enough to be your mother either, "nope" came the cheery voice of minette compass, "in fact since im in your head i know how perverted you are, besides I remember that fantasy where i did call you mom, and it ended with you 'eating some fish' riiiight Mommy?" Damn this minette was just as perverted as I am,

I can't let real minette know about that fantasy id never get her out of a school uniform again, and shed never not whisper mom into my ear,

But at leat im the only one"who knows about you wanting to undress the nurse"minette chirped

which means I'll have to knock her out and take her after the match,

Getting back to the stable room? I guess, I entered sat down and watched as Zane shot what seemed to be a disapproving look, at Annie and Beowulf, after realising I was in the room again he cleared his throat and waited for our attention to be back on him,

When it was he started pacing and talking, "okay crew tonight we've got a real show stopper, a classic style main event,"

"Now" he continued "the match up is against another tag called monster strong, it features four people one is an expert of combat extremely fast, strong and deadly white wolf feral the others are inside one body, one is a girl with the precision of a surgical master and the power of attraction and repulsion, one is a guy with a brutal combat style with the power of density shifting, and the last on is an extremely lazy guy with the power of smoke manipulation,"

Wulf spoke up "Wow, that's awesome! I wanna fight that guy, or maybe the wolf? Or the guy? Or the girl? I wanna fight em all!"

I spoke up next "who's the most dangerous one?"

Zane looked at me and said, "the wolf woman," just then an alarm went off telling us it was time,

After getting into the ring we found a feral woman completely covered in white fur with red and black markings she also had jeans on and a black tank top and a guy with navy blue jogging bottoms, and brown boots, turquoise sunglasses a red and gray striped hoodie tied around his neck like a cape revealing his blue muscle shirt with the word hero on it,

The wolf woman had a lean frame with some muscle like more than me but less then beowulf, the guy on the other hand was super muscular and sturdy,

Zane got into the ring, "well ladies and gentlemen we've got a show for you tonight it's a real show stopper, in this corner it's Amy the white wolf feral she's super strong super quick and super agile, as well as being a master of hand to hand combat and other super human reflexes, and her most valorous teammate Murray, the second youngest of the three people that are currently exist inside that body, with his densty shifting power, and chain mastery hes quite the threat, also inside him is Ash the older brother with his smoke power and a certain proficiency with knifes, and Alice with her attraction and repulsion power, jiite skill, and sheer adorability, they make up the team the little giants, and in the other corner cats and dogs, anything any of you wanna say?"

We all shook our heads

"Then begin"

Wulf, zane and Murray got out of the ring and went to their sides, while i stared down

Mind your marks…

ACTION!

The second the match started I jumped back onto the ropes and used them to launch myself at my opponent she held her guard p high but i wouldn't let her out that easily so using the momentum instead of barring into her at high speeds "heads will roll" i called tossing my head at her unguarded mid section she tried to block it but wasnt fast enough to re-guard herself in time to block a vicious kick to her skull, which in turn knocked her into the ropes and sent her flying back to me flipping up I made sure to land directly on her,

But recovering quickly she grabbed my legs and moved them near her neck and powerbombed me the speed of it made my head spin then flipping over me she slammed me into the ground before spinning me around and tossing me into her turnbuckle, "oh no," zane's voice cried "Amy's got Nadia in her corner, hopefully she finds the strength to bust out of it, and quick before the little giants prefom their team attack 'vicious cycle' which has sent many an nmo legend to an early retirement," i looked up at her and saw her about to charge right at me she ran at me but i ducked and rolled out of the way but when i turned she was on the turnbuckle she jumped off and zane shouted "OH NO VICOUS CYCLE" she tried for a flying kick while her team mate was about to jump up, so i grabbed her leg and spinning my torso i used her as an impromptu club and the force knocked her and her team mate out of the ring, "YES! GREAT JOB KID WHOO" Zane cried before clearing his throat and saying "i mean what an incredible reversal, turning a move so dangerous in to an attack on the team preforming it and before it became so incredibly deadly to boot, it seems Nadia really took a gamble there, and as a bonus knocked her opponent and her teammate out of the ring," wow. I really do have a lot of dumb luck time to scram before i run out of it, that and revering a flying kick wasn't easy,

I ran over to my own corner and tagged in the wulf.

POV TAG BEOWULF,

I stepped into the ring as Nadia cartwheeled over the ropes ready to face my opponent as i did she got into the ring having not only failed the move but not taging in her teamate Amy stepped in instead of Murray, she jumped into her turnbuckle and sprang off of it into a flying bull rush pulling out the hurting blocked the wolf woman's assault but a mid air flip turned a flying bullrush to a landing (on me) moon assault, but she only got the landing part right, the second she landed I stopped her momentum with one of my more infamous moves 'hurting seat' where using my foot I unfolded my chair and set it up and powerbombed her onto it In a seating position then a quick ddt would settle this, but she broke my grapple, punched me in the gut and ran into the ropes as I turned i came face to foot with a flying drop kick which knocked me face first onto hurting, i heard a quick *slap* oand when i got up i realised it was her tagging her teammate in, so out stepped an 6ft5 wolf girl and in stepped a 7ft monster

After he stepping in he cracked his neck and we both charged at the other it was a test of pure strength i pushed against him as he did the same, nether of us budged despite pushing with all our might five minutes passed a test of power turned to one of endurance and my opponent had started losing his stamina as if his seemingly endless struggle was to end i gave a final shove and his power faded, and the shove knocked him off balance i ran to my turnbuckle tagged Nadia and swung her at him,

In his dazed state he probably didn't notice the final blow till it was too late to stop it.

POV SWITCH MISS FOUTUNE.

I had no idea what was going on one second wulf tagged me then i was being swung like a club, but hell i doubt Murray saw it coming cuz until he hit the ground all he did was hold his head, i could tell wulf was tired after him and that guy just pushed against each other they both seemed out of it, ethier way after i kicked this guy i sprang off wulf into a frog splash and moved to a pin the big guy wouldn't be able to r- "full counter" a voice as calm as a mouse in its burrow said, suddenly i was sent flying when i looked down the unconscious yet imposing physical features of 'Murray' was gone and in his place lay a girl no taller than Minette she had the same clothes as Murray though, she slowly stood up and put her hoodie on, then she reached to the left and a metal case came flying into her hands, she opened it and pulled out a simple brown right handed glove and a long jitte before closing the case and 'sending' it back? She then put on a pair of glasses and look at me,

She then thrust her weapon at me and I started to fall toward the weapon, another weight had landed on my back and the wolf woman seemed like she was jump me into the attack faster, but instead wulf slid under the ropes, grabbed the girl in a full nelson and was immediately repelled into the ropes where him and i met skull to skull a hard impact struck the small of my back, my knee, my head, arm, shoulder, before a massive impact theme into the ropes, and i went over them, wulf was down but still in the ring, i was about to get up when the wolf woman picked me up and tossed me back in anyway the girl with the weapon just stood in her own corner with her hand out, waiting to be tagged out her teammate didnt seem to ind and after a quick high five they switched places,

I helped wulf back to the turnbuckle he looked up and said "down!" I immediately dropped as he caught the clawed hand and pulled its owner into the turnbuckle a quick kick from yours truly silenced any opposition, i tagged wulf and pulled her back into the ring he climbed the turnbuckle and speared her while i went for the pin, a noticeable *fwoosh* was what allowed me to barley dodge a quick thrust from alice an agile kick knocked me into my own turnbuckle and alice seemed to launch herself too when her crotch landed on my face it was both painful and Embarrassing, and even more so when se looked down at me and blushed, but even worse was. . . After she realised how this looked, what position we were in, and what my moth was almost kissing, her. . . crotch got slightly moist, can't blame the girl for jumping up, fortunately for her her dark trousers ment no one but me saw her. . . Fortunately for me I noticed her disappointment when she got up, and I noticed (as she slowly made her way back to her turnbuckle) the longing look she gave to me, wulf, and Amy,

So I immediately realised that one she was horny, two she had a thing for me and wulf, and three she was shy and embarrassed enough a kiss would knock her out, i got out of the ring and beckoned wulf over to me and whispered "if Amy tags alice in give her a hug, then tag me in got it?" He looked confused but nodded,

POV TAG BEOWULF

I didn't really understand what Nadia was taking about, but all i had to do was knock out wolf girl and hug the other one, then let Nadia take care of the other one, it'd be easy. . . Probably,

I crouched andcharged toward the wolf lady, she punched me but i grabbed her wrist and tried to slam her into the ground, she landed on her feet and tried to do the same to me, as she lifted me i knee'd her in the stomach hard as she dropped me i DDT'd her, the heavy impact nearly broke her neck, when i got up she kicked me in the stomach flipped onto my neck, i powerbomed her but after she hit the ring bottom she hooked her legs under my arms and place her hands underneath herself and using her impressive leg strength she flipped us i landed hard on the floor, she reached behind her and almost grabbed the ropes but twisted her self over them and grabbed he bottom of the ring, she started pulling me toward the ropes then her legs rapped around my waist, then she flipped again i landed hard on the mat her knees crashed into my stomach hy head lurched forward into a axe handle, which she used to lift her self up and kick my head, she stepped up to ringside and hung from the ropes she grabbed my legs,

Then once again she flipped but I used my hand to stop myself from being slammed me into the ring instead I flipped she let go but not quick enough and she was sent flying into the rope on the other side of the ring i ran into the ropes in front of me, and turned as i pushed them back, then we launched at each other i pulled Grendel's arm out as she stated spinning as we oppoched the other we both shouted the names of our respective moves she shouted "GOD SCREW" and i shouted "GIGAN LARIAT" my attack hit her and knocked her in the air, she hit the ground unconscious,

She was taken out on a stretcher alice was back in now, she immediately pulled me toward her and was about to thrust her weapon into my stomach but i knocked it away and gently hugged her, i saw her blush and I whispered without realising it "wow your really cute" she blushed harder, she even pulled up her hood to hide her face i went ack to Nadia and tagged her in.

POV TAG TO NADIA

She had her eyes covered so she didnt even notice me walk up to her, i tapped her on the shoulder when she uncovered her face i leaned in and kissed her, i heard a lot of wolf whistles, after five seconds i pulled away and whispered "see ya in your wet dreams" she almost nodded before passing out, then her body changed again, way paler, even less muscle, slightly taller, no breasts, and worst of all the second he changed her sweet smell was completely over powered by the smell of smoke,

I clawed him, he jumped back into a hurting chair shot, he seemed like he couldn't move as fast as his brother or his sister but looking at his frame he seemed to be a speed fighter, not only that but he had trouble rising to his feet, mabye since they shared the same body the shared damage too, and if they shared damage maybe they shared energy so this guy might not be able to do much, his hand smoked off to grab the nearest object, (which was his sisters jitte) he brought to himself and swung it like a bat, i ducked it and launched my torso at him "claw-auken" i said slashing him, e attack also launched him as well into wulf waiting arms who piledrived him but before the impact ash turned into smoke and avoided the blow the he streamed over to thatcas from earlier, he pulled his sleeves an opened it and pulled out two bandoliers and placed them on his chest then he pulled and stocked a TON of knives except for two which he had in his hands, he tossed one up into the air and pulled a pack of smokes and a lighter, the brand read 'huff and puff' he put one in his mouth and lit it, he deftly caught his knife, then he sucked in the smoke,

Then he opened his eyes and said "sorry, but i win" he smoked? Toward wulf who swung hurting at him but the attack had no effect, he other guy ut a hand on his shoulder, *stab* he then smoked?? Behind me but i jumped away only to run into his knee, *thud* i hit the ground he tried to slash at me but i took it and kicked him, it almost surprised me when it actually hit him, wulf got him from behind and I got my legs around his neck "DA GRENDAL KILLA" wulf shouted, and i flipped further adding to the impact i jumped up and said "time to cut to the chase" and slashed him using my steal ability i took the cig out his mouth, and he dropped,

"Don't that just beat all?"

CHAPTER FOUR: TENSION RISING... EXUAL TENSION CAT IS

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