Order of appearence of cast: Ed, Envy, Al, Wrath,
Ed, slurping coca: Hey.
Envy: Oh, hmm? -looks across room- Oh, hey.
Ed: Are you doing that secret santa thing?
Envy: Yeah. So... Who did you get?
Ed: I can't tell! That's why it's a secret!
Envy: So?
Ed: No!
Envy: Wimp.
Ed: Who did you get, then?
Envy: I got your brother.
Ed: And?
Envy: What does he like?
Ed: You're supposed to figure that out!
Envy: Like I'd know what a seven-foot-tall suit of armor would like! Sheesh!
Ed: He's fourteen. Get him a puzzle or something.
Envy: How about a kitty cat?
Ed: No! You're the bad guy! I won't get him a cat! So you can't!
Envy: Yeah, yeah.
Al: -comes into room- Hey guys! Have you seen Wrath?
Ed: Yes.
Envy: No.
Al: ...?
Envy: I hate that brat!
Ed: Did you ever notice, with me and Al as an execption, that mostly everybody hates their brothers?
Envy: What about that Phineas and Ferb pair?
Ed: They're step-brothers. I mean blood-related.
Envy: Inuyasha?
Ed: Nah, that one fluff dude hates Inuyasha.
Envy: Code Geass?
Ed: Rolo and Lulu aren't brothers. He just thinks they are. Besides, Lulu hates Rolo's guts.
Envy: Death Note?
Ed: Try again.
Envy: Naruto?
Ed: Sasuke isn't Naruto's brother. And they secretly hate each other.
Envy: Drake and Josh?
Ed: Same thing as Phineas and Ferb.
Envy: Mario and Luigi.
Ed: They're not related.
Envy: Yes they are!
Ed: No!
Al(while they bicker in the backround): Hey, Wrath!
Wrath: -pops in- Hey. What's up?
Al: Is Mario and Luigi related?
Wrath: Yeah.
Al: Thought so.
Envy: -beating Ed up- Why can't you be more like your brother?
Ed: BECUASE I'M NOT A SUIT OF ARMOR, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Al: Geeze.
Wrath: I know, right?
Short and stupid, right? I'm in a bad mood, mostly. I'll go have some M&M's and a coke and maybe I'll write another chapter. That will actually be funny. Sorry. _'