1Yay for chapter four! throws confetti

...I need a life...

Yeah yeah, anyways, I've been brainstorming for ideas . I'm trying to shove something funny in there... cannot think And I'm the one that made Selphie wake Sora up with crabs, Riku, and a 2x4...

I'm actually considering not making this as a comedy (I was thinking about it...) It might have one or two funny parts in it, but I don't think I'll be able to do much more . Stupid evil-mind block...

Disclaimer: Okay, by now, if you STILL THINK I own Kingdom Hearts, you're really retarded. Go get help.

This place is amazing. Simply amazing. If I wasn't here with Axel, I'd probably be as happy as I could be! I mean, there's a hot tub, pool, games, even a library! Last night is still in my head though... Why didn't I pull away? Surely I couldn't have enjoyed it...

Axel laid back lazily on his bed, staring up at the ceiling. "...I'm hungry" He said after a minute, then stepped quietly out of the room and headed for the kitchen.

I grinned as I picked up Axel's doritos from the counter and started to munch on them. "I don't remember Axel with these..." I muttered to myself and hopped on the counter. Since we weren't in Castle Oblivion, I figured it'd be okay not to wear the usual heavy cloak and things, so I wore a white tanktop and black sweatpants. I didn't hear Axel coming down the hall, unfortunately. He quirked a fiery brow when he saw what I was eating, then I quickly drew my kunais. He only advanced towards me, then simply grabbed the doritos and started to eat.

"No fight?" I asked on instinct. "Nope" was his simple reply. My mouth hung open, like, what the he— oh, that's why. Axel was now on the floor, and I was feeling pretty dizzy myself...––––––––––—––––

Next thing I know is it's the next day and my arm is around Axel's middle. I yawn, smile, snuggle closer to him and close my eyes again. Wait, what! I slept in the same bed as Axel? THE DORITOS! I immediately lept out of the bed and dashed towards the kitchen. The doritos bag was on the floor where it was when Axel passed out, my kunai knives were on the floor. "Were the doritos–" "Drugged?" I whirled around at the new voice; thank god it was only Axel.

Drugged? Why– Who– Axel. Axel. Axel. "AXEL! YOU'RE DEAD!" I shouted and turned to punch, but it was caught. "I didn't drug my own doritos, Larxene. I was out of it too, how could I drag us both back to a bed?" He asked

I lowered my hands, now ashamed I had blamed him so early. "Who would want to?" I asked the him, looking around the room. All I got was a shrug of a reply.

Either way I was still a little freaked I slept in the same bed as Axel... Or was it something else? I shook my head. No, I was freaked out. ...Well, at least I think I was...

"Heh, what should we do next?"

"Lexaeus doesn't know."

"Must you talk like an idiot?"

"Lexaeus doesn't know"

There was a sigh.

Yeah, I think I won't make it a comedy... And can you guess who was talking at the end? One is very obvious...