This is a branch off of the main story about Stan in Deadline.
It's about Stan's sister Lye. She was a lot like him, almost. She was a bit more deadly and uncaring of anything that could possibly take place in the world. In fact, shes the biggest danger in this downtown crime corrupted neighborhood.
*knock knock knock*
"Who is it?"
said lye as she stood by the door with a metal baseball bat she stole from the last guy who entered.
"It's Stan, your brother, let me in"
Stan waited impatiently in the homeless infected hallways.
"Not a chance, I'm not opening the door for someone claiming to be my brother. He would call first, or send C4, and you did neither so go the hell away"
"Lye, my phone broke when I fed it to the homeless guy as a last resort"
*KABOOM* The door exploded into the apartment
"and I brought the C4."
Lye swung as hard as she could and knocked Stan back into the hallway.
"I didn't say you can come in yet"
"GOD DAMNIT WOMAN, it's only me...your Fucking brother!"
lye kept an emotionless face
"you can come in now"
Stan got up to his feet holding his stomach, which really he was holding his rib cage together.
He walked through the door way and was once again hit by Lye.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET IN THAT GOD DAMN ROOM!"
Lye smiled
"thats for the door"
Stan entered the room and immediately grabbed the bat and threw it out the window. This apartment was 19 floors up, the bat had gained enough acceleration to destroy a car...and by god it did...Stan's car.
Lye put the door back up and tapped it in place.
"what brings you here?"
Stan coughs up blood and wipes it off his face
"nothing worth that beating you bitch."
"I miss you too Stan 3"
"No, i'm here to tell you that.."
*Some one comes running down the hall and kicks down Lye's door*
A weak wannabe girl appears behind all the dust waving a knife.
"I wanna kill you so bad, I want to kill all of you. Arn't you scared? I'm a tough wanna be!"
"To hell if i'm scared of you bitch"
"what? but I have a knife, and my boyfriend who is a bit less psycho has guns, lots of them"
"I have the fury of Satan and the 9 degrees of hell, I'm about to show you why your not suppose to run with knifes little girl"
"Your just a want to be goth, Poser"
Lye twitched, and by twitched, I mean she threw 2 knives directly into the eyes of the wannabe.
"fuck, was aiming for the head"
The girl ran away screaming...then fell on her knife.
"No one listens, I told her ...I mean.. well... Who the fuck cares"
Stan was pretty used to this all by now, rather, hes disappointed that her aim wasn't as good as it
once was when they practiced sharpshooting with ants from 300ft away.
" as i was saying, I came here to tell you"
*Gun fire*
"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND"
*Lye ran over to him, took his grenade, pulled the pin, shoved it down his pants and kicked him out the door. She put the door back and cemented it in with the extra cement Stan had.
*KABOOM*
"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, so many distractions today, Go on Stan"
"Lye, I Love you, Happy Birthday sis"
Lye felt emotion for the first time since her last birthday in regards to Stan.
"I love you too Stan"
"...by the way... you owe me a door still"
"anything for you Sis 3"
Stan decided that he had stayed long enough so he hugged his sister and left the building.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CAR"
Stan cried out as he fell to his knees.
Lye looked out the window and whispered to herself
"...you always make me smile."
End