Scenes From A Hat
Story... Er, I lost count: Another Crappy High School Story Involving A Beach
Kuwabara was the kinda guy that sat in the back of the class watching the world go by in front of him. Sure he had a huge role in the last high school story he was in but we'll forget all about that. Why? Because I'm a really forgetful person and already forgot most of what went on in other stories. ANYWAY, he was sitting in the back of the class, playing with popsicles sticks he found laying around when an idea finally came to him.
"Guys! Let's go to the beach!" Kuwabara screamed, throwing the sticks to Mitarai who screamed because he's such a neat freak and carries around a bottle of disinfectant. Anyway he stood on Mitarai's desk and started yelling at the top of his lungs. "Let's go to the beach and ditch school!"
Mukuro popped out of her cardboard box. "You're stupid."
"Yeah well, you're emo! You're the little gum stuck on the shoe of society!"
"What's that have to do with your stupidity?'
"Why are you trying to sound smart all the time... You... What kind of demon are you supposed to be anyway?"
"...I honestly have no idea."
"I thought you hated the light," Hiei broke in.
Mukuro hissed at the sunlight. "It burns us..." And she hid back in her box.
"ANYWAY! Let's go!"
"Why?" Yusuke had no idea why he would ask but still he did anyway.
"To get a day off weren't you listening?"
"Dude, and it won't just be Kuwabara's day off, it'll totally be my day off too!" Botan added.
"Go away." Yusuke growled. "let's ask the homecoming queen." He turned to Kurama. "You wanna day off?"
"I'M NOT YOUR QUEEN!" Kurama's eye twitched. "But I would want to have a day off. Can't we go after class? It's Saturday..."
"And in America the kids are out! Let's go!"
So they all jumped into the magical school bus and drove away. But not the pedo lady's bus. She's a pedo. Do NOT under any circumstances ride on her school bus! So they were driving and then they crashed into some kid's sandcastle. Then they partied for an hour. Except Hiei wasn't having a good time.
"I think this day off sucks." Hiei growled.
"Yeah well yo mama's so fat not even Naruto can believe it!" Yusuke screamed at him.
And Hiei cried. "Don't talk about my mama, bitch!"
And he kicked sand in Yusuke's eyes. Only he missed Yusuke and kicked sand in Kurama's eyes so all the girls pretty much ganged up on him until Mukuro threw her box at them. But it turned out she thought they were girl scouts and went back into her box. The sunlight was too much for her. But anyway...
Everyone had a great time until Kuwabara got kicked in the shins by Shura whose sandcastle was smashed. Then again, shouldn't he be in school or something? Oh well.
The end!