Angel of Deceit: OK, loves, I'm back! - Yea, I couldn't take that much time off because my friend is pushing me to hurry! TT-TT I'm sorry! Just, please, don't kill me!

Justin (my friend): Hurry up with it already!

Sasuke: Angel of Deceit does not own Naruto the Manga or the anime. Besides, Naruto belongs to me so back off... -grabs Naruto and pulls him close- Anyways, if she did own Naruto, all of those annoying fan girls of mine would find out I'm gay and my Naru-chan and I would be having wild hot sweaty sex...wait...why isn't she the writer?! I want my hot lemon with Dobe-chan!!

Naruto: O.O uh...Warning: This is a yaoi. I.E...Guy on guy kissing, sexual contact, etc.

Justin: Ok, that's enough! On with the hotness!

Angel of Deceit: Hey, that's my line!! On with the hotness!!

Naruto's P.O.V.

I was making out with Sasuke-chan on the bed with me on top of his pale, lithe body. We started to pull at each other's clothing, taking them off until we were naked; our bodies pressing up against each other and our hardons touching; sending shivers down my spin.

"Naru- Naruto...you said...I could be on top." Sasu-chan said in between pants of pleasure.

He began moaning and bucking up to me to get more friction.

I smirked while I looked into his deep black eyes that were full of lust.

"You're right."

I flipped us over to where he was sitting in my lap with my back against the head board.

I smiled at his unspoken question.

'Why are we positioned like this?' I could hear him thinking.

Oh, love... hehe... You're about to find out.

Sasuke's P.O.V.

'What was he doing? I thought he said that I could be on top!'

I looked him in the eyes hoping that my own weren't so clouded up with lust that he could understand what I was thinking.

He just smirked and even though my sight was a little fogged, I could see the mischief behind his eyes.

He snapped his finger (and did the step he can do it all by him self! - Oh, my bad. . I just like the song. Continue. )(B/N????? Bunny has no idea what that means... . anyone willing to enlighten Bunny? (silence) Anyone? -sigh- on with the story... -cries a little-(1) ) and two bowls appeared beside us; one a bowl of strawberries and the other a bowl of melted chocolate.

'Oh, gods... I hope he didn't find out about my secret sweet tooth... or that he's going to start eating. --'

He picked up a strawberry only to place it in his mouth (They didn't have those annoying, little green stub thing at the top on them.)He then proceeded to put his mouth on mine; pushing something rather large into my mouth (B/N: -sweatdrops- that sounds really bad if you don't read the text before the semi-colon... -sweatdrops- Hehe... sorry about that... ON WITH THE STORY!). Then, he pulled away; with a smile that reminded me of one of those human children after tricking their parents plastered on his gorgeous face.

When I opened my eyes, I was thinking, 'What the hell is in my mouth?' only to be hit by the truth a second later. 'OH! He put the strawberry in my mouth! Hm... Actually, I think it tastes better than normal strawberry... Naruto flavoured strawberries. That actually sounds good...'

I chewed it, letting some of the juice drip down the side of my mouth. I saw him lean forward to lick it off, but I stuck my tongue out and licked it up before he could even get close.

He pouted cutely.

"I wanted to do that." He said almost like a five year-old.

I smirked at the cute, childish scene in front of me. "Well, we do always get what we want now, don't we?"

He got a little look in his eyes, then smirked, causing me to lose mine and look confused once again.

"You're right love; so very right."

I blushed a little at the compliment, but I could feel that something was a bit off. There was also an annoying voice in the back of my head telling me to run while I still could even walk straight/at all. But of course, in my lust-induced haze, I ignored it. Hey you would have to if you had Naruto-sama staring at you with so much love and lust in his eyes. But alas, we will never know because he's mine... THAT'S RIGHT BITCHS! HE'S MINE! BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

Naruto's P.O.V.

I was staring into my Sasuke's eye when I dipped my entire hand in the chocolate. I dragged him into a deep kiss so he wouldn't notice me start to probe around for his entrance. When I found it, I started to wiggle a chocolate covered finger into it. He tensed up and tried to get away, but I held him in place and slipped the finger all the way in. He visibly winced and I stopped moving it to let him get used to the intrusion. Then, when I started to push another in, he started to really try and get away while I still held him in the kiss. By the time I had it all the way in, he had bit my lip; forcing me to let go of the kiss.

He glared at me angrily. "What the hell are you doing?"

I smiled. "You said that you wanted me."

"Yes, but you said I could be on top. S-top moving your fingers!"

But alas, my love was not to have his way that night, for just as he finished his defiant statement, I found that bundle of nerves that when even brushed, would make him moan out. "Shh... don't you want me to..." and I added another finger and started to thrust them in and out to hit that spot; thus making him go wild. "... hit this spot with every hard thrust that I make inside of you? Don't you want me to fill you completely?" All the poor thing could do was moan and shyly nod his head. I just have that effect on a lot of people.

I started to stretch him out more by spreading out all of my fingers and turning and moving them around. I must say, Sasuke was pretty strong. He only whimpered 2 times, whined once, winced 15 times, and only cried one tear so far. Yep, I'm proud of my little neko uke. When I pulled my fingers out, he whimpered and fidgeted from the loss. "Shh... It'll be replaced soon enough my little neko lover."

He nodded his head in understanding, then dipped his pale hand in the chocolate and moved his dripping hand over my throbbing member. We made eye contact just before he let his chocolate covered hand come in contact with my demon-hood. I sucked in air as the now, not-so- warm chocolate made contact with my really heated and sensitive place. When he was done coating me, he let go and put the rest of the chocolate in his mouth that was on his hand.

I moaned out at the sexy scene. I grabbed his hips without disturbing his chocolate-sucking antics. I positioned his entrance right over my pulsing member and slowly pushed him down onto it until every pulsing, throbbing, long, wide, size (B/N :s (2)) (A/N: ;3)of my demon-hood was surrounded by Sasuke-chan's tight sanctuary. I moaned out at the tightness of it all and rolled my head back at the feeling. I waited for him to give me a signal that he was ready. Then, he made his walls even tighter and bounced a little. I hissed at the sensation. I tightened my grip on his hips and moved him up then truly pushed him back down on my member.

He rolled his head back and moaned as I hit his prostate. He learns quickly because he then grabbed my shoulders, using them for balance, and bounce up and down on my dick. He started to get a hard and nice rhythm. Every time he jumped up and landed on me, his spiky hair would bounce and move and his breath would hitch with each thrust.

Damn, I never knew that anyone could ever look so...damn. (A/N: Aww... He's in love... And... Sasuke does look pretty sexy. O.O -gets a nose bleed- He's just so...damn.)

Vivi's P.O.V.

I had found a door in my room and went through it only to find that... it led to April's room.

"Girl, what are you doing?" I said, curious as to what she was doing; spooning up against the wall with her hand up to her face.

She turned around and I saw that she had a tissue to her nose.

"I can hear them!"

"Who?"

"Hush! Listen!"

I listened, and listened.

Then I could hear it! A headboard was hitting her wall over and over... and moaning, groaning, and cursing! Oh! And someone giving another breathless praises.

OMG! It was Naruto-sama, and Sasuke-kun!

"I can hear it!!"

"Shhh!!!"

It started to get louder and louder.

"Give me a tissue." I said, feeling a familiar pulsing at my nose's bridge.

April's P.O.V.

I was about to go to sleep when I hear the sexiest thing in the world!

Naruto-sama and Sasuke-san were having hot sexy sex! It sounded amazing!

And being the loyal yaoi fangirl that I am, it was only natural that I eavesdropped on their sex noises!

Then, after about 30 minutes I found that I had gone through 3 boxes of tissues.

Then, after another 5 minutes, just when the noises got louder, Vivi came in. We went through a charade and now she was listening in on it to!

They were so loud! You could almost feel how close they were! Then...

BOOM!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!!!"

"GET OUT!!!!"

Was all that we could hear, damn! And they were so close too!

The only thing going through our brains at that time was...

'Must. Find. Way. To. Get. In. There. With-. Out. Going. Out. Into. The. Hall. Way.

Then it hit me. How the hell did Vivi get into my room without opening the door that led to the hallway?

Vivi must be able to read minds because just as the key to getting into Naruto-sama's room hit me like a ton of bricks, she grabbed my arm and dragged me through a door, telling me to keep quiet. We went through it and we saw a sleeping Ino, mumbling about how she loves 'Sasuke-sama' and how she will 'claim his love and rule this kingdom'.

My eyes dropped, 'Yea, right girl. Where have you been? Sasuke is Naruto's and something cough cough tells me he's happy like that. Maybe it was the sounds of him being fucked so hard, the headboard was slamming against the wall, or his voice calling out, "Naruto...Naruto...Naruto...Naruto." With each slam of the board against the wall.'

Vivi shook her head and pulled me through another door. We came across Carol in her bathroom doing things with a vibrator that I thought no one could ever do. I covered my eyes from the sick sight and let Vivi silently led me into another door. When we came out of it we were inside a dark room with no one in it no one except this really hot guy fingering himself with his leg in the air to give him better pleasure. It was so hot! Then, this other guy came out of the shadows making the one who was fingering himself close his eyes and whimper out in pleasure and longing. Then he snapped out his eyes and stared at us,

"Zain, I think we have company."

The one that had came out of the shadows turned around quickly on his heels.

We held up our hands, "Calm down, calm down. We're yaoi fangirls. We mean no harm." I said.

"Yea, we're just trying to find Naruto-sama and Sasuke's room; tis all."

He narrowed his eyes, and grunted.

The one who was fingering himself pulled his long fingers out groaning. He put his leg down and stood up and walked up to us.

"Hey, I'm Van, and that sexy looking one over there is Zanifer; Zain for short." He held out his hand the one he wasn't using for his pleasure.

I took it and gave it a shake, "I'm April, and she's Vivi."

Van smiled at us then turned around and went to his dresser and pulled out a pair of pants and quickly pulled them on then turned back to us.

"Zain, we'll continue later, ok? I want to help Vivi-chan and April-chan find Naruto-sama's room really quick, 'k?"

Zanifer glided over to Van and wrapped his arms around his waist and kissed his shoulder, and then, for the first time we heard Zaniver talk. His voice was deep and rich; sending a shiver down our backs, pretty much because his voice practically screamed 'I'm a sex god. Bow before me!' It sounded like a wet dream all by itself.

"How about I help you too; remember you can easily get lost in this huge building. Remember that one time, Van, when you forgot how to find the bathroom? Anyways, I'll help and it'll be faster."

Van-kun gave a little smile then nodded and turned back to us.

"Ok, then let's go."

And he turned around and left out the door that led into the hall. Zanifer-san left out that same door, when he reached the door he looked over his shoulder back us and nodded his head for us to follow him. We followed them down long hallway until we reached the familiar-looking door that we identified as Naruto's room. We turned back to them and bowed our thanks.

"Thank you, Zanifer-san. Van-kun."

Zanifer-san grunted, "Call me Zain."

We nodded. Then Van spoke up.

"So we'll see you again right?"

"We hope so. Bye!"

Then they turned back and made their way back down the hall while we turned to the door where all the noise had came from. I reached for the handle...

TBC...

Angel of Deceit: Ok, and this is where I leave you!

Naruto: Wait! What happened?! Did I even get to cum?!!!

Angel of Deceit: Uh, actually I don't know yet...hehe.

Sasuke: Idiot.

Angel of Deceit: SO mean. Well I'm posting this before I catch my bus. Sorry for the wait, but I'm gonna wrap it up here. I don't want to miss my bus. See ya later! Remember to R&R! All flames will be destroyed... AND returned with foul language!!

(1)Aw, don't cry Bunny-chan! Its just a song. Tha name is 'Snap ya Fingers' by Little John. But it's rap, so if you don't like it don't listen to it, k?

(2) And the face that was there earlier didn't work so I got as close as I could, sorry.