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Hyde POV~
Waking up in the morning my first thought was of the girl in my arms, my second was wondering if Red ever called the three bozos at the hospital to tell them to start hoofing it or if he'd even told Mrs. Forman why they were left there in the first place. I looked to Donnas' bed and wondered for the first time what she did with sleeping arrangements; I knew she didn't sleep in her room because we would have gotten sprayed with the water bottle again when she realized we were naked and what we did on her bed, let alone what we got up to all night long. I reluctantly pulled away from Jackie to get the tube of ointment. I walked over the bed and rolled her over to her stomach then gently pulled the blanket down so she didn't wake up. Pulling the bandage back I observed and admired the art work she had done on her body. I couldn't believe the girl who told me only ugos and gross chicks got tattoos, not only got one but, one that marks her as mine. I must have really worn her out because I was able to apply it and replace the bandage without her stirring once. I quickly went down the hall to shower and then came back and showered before deciding to wake her up.
"Jacks, you have to get baby. C'mon wake up so we can go eat breakfast at the Forman's if we are lucky we might get to see Red yell at Eric and threaten to put his foot up his ass." I had to move back quickly to avoid getting it in the face as she whipped her head up at hearing of a chance to watch Red berate Forman.
"I'm up puddin' pop, I just need to shower and dress then we can go. We should probably start wedding stuff too. I'll be fast; I have to be careful with getting my tattoo wet so I'll just be washing my hair in the sink and sponge bath." With that she left me to wait and her 'quick' washing up took forty five minutes. She came back in and dressed in a tight low cut dark blue shirt and a pair of short shorts before slipping on sandals. She had already blown dried and applied her make up before getting dressed so we were free to go.
Walking into the Forman house we saw Red reading the paper while Mrs. Forman scurried around making breakfast.
"Red did you ever go get the boys from the hospital last night like I told you?" Mrs. Forman's back was toward us so she hadn't seen us come in or Red roll his eyes and huff at her question.
"No Kitty I didn't; I told you when I came in last night with Steven and the girls that I wasn't. It's your own fault you didn't find out the reason last night. Because you let your son think he's right about everything and that his opinion matters he refused to accept that these two here." He pointed at Jackie and me finally drawing her angry indignant glare from him and to us. "Are together still and will be married. Steven gave them the choice to accept it and get a ride home or keep denying it and walk home, they chose to walk. Now enough about that I am hungry and want my breakfast."
"Well, Red he's still our baby and he's leaving for Africa. He doesn't deserve that. If you would have picked him up I'm sure he would have accepted it and maybe decide to stay and marry Donna. Oh who and I kidding? He's an idiot. Here's the bacon and pancakes. I'll grab the eggs. Eat up I don't want them thinking they get any food if they show up." I wasn't going to refuse so I pulled out the chair next to me and sat to start dishing up my plate. I looked to my left to see Jackie walking over to the table with a plate of toast that Mrs. Forman must have missed in her anger. I watched as she sat on my lap while setting the plate down and then stealing my bacon in between bites of her own toast. I didn't bother telling her to knock it off having been use to this already and knowing to serve up enough for her to snitch without leaving me hungry. I will never admit that to her or anybody else though. Not even five minutes later Donna walked in leading the three pinheads she'd helped us ditch last night.
"I see you caved in for the string bean Donna. Eric what are you going to do when she finds a real man?" I squeezed Jackie's hip to get her to be quiet. I wasn't doing it to protect Eric or to keep Donna from getting pissy; I did it because I didn't want to miss a chance of Red yelling at him or risk Mrs. Forman taking away our breakfast because her little boy was being picked on.
"Awww devil how nice of you, now get out my house. I want to eat without having to worry about possession." He reached for the food and plates along with the two stooges by his side only to have his hand slapped away my Mrs. Forma while Red brandished his fork and butter knife at Fez and Kelso.
"Nope, no food for you this morning; only people who accept their friend's happiness get to eat here this morning." I was surprised by who spoke up next, not because of who it was exactly but, because of what they said and the genuine sincerity in their repentance.
"Look, Hyde and Jackie, I'm sorry. I know you two are strong in your relationship together, hell it was why I made you guy's godparents of Betsy. I guess I was just hoping that it wasn't true because that would mean I wouldn't be the only one in Chicago. I talked to Brooke on the phone last night and she pointed it out to me. Good news is though; she decided to move back here. She wants to be a librarian again and told her mom off. Now I just need to find a job here." He turned to Mrs. Forman and with what he said next broke the solemnest of what he said. "Can I have some breakfast now, I only managed to steal two meals at the hospital and Eric and Fez made me share with them."
"Well I am still mad that I don't get my turn with Jackie, so I say good day."
"Fez, you were never going to have a turn with Jackie. She isn't a toy or skank." I was going to seriously kick his ass if he kept insisting he was going to get a 'turn' with Jackie like she was a joint or something to be passed around between them.
"I said good day. First I just want to get a piece of toast." He reached over me and Jackie so I elbowed him.
"Aye, ow why did you hit me Hyde? I was just going to get toast."
"Because you keep insulting Jackie and acting like she's one of the girls Kelso hooks up with in closets or alleys. You're pissing me off man."
"I am sorry, it's just that Jackie gave me my first needs and I have wanted her to help me with them for so long. I will stop now."
"Good, so everyone but, Eric can eat. Everyone dig in and, Fez honey." She paused till he faced her.
"Yes Miss Kitty?"
"Don't talk about your, ah, needs, it's not pleasant for anyone to hear about."
"Oh, yes, I am sorry to have disturbed you with my natural urges. I will keep them to myself."
"That's all I ask."
"Mom c'mon this isn't fair. Don't you want to feed your baby boy?" I rolled my eyes at Forman's whining. I'm surprised he even thought about going to Africa let alone is actually doing it.
"No honey not right now I don't. When you grow up and get past this Jackie is the devil stage then I will but until then you fend for yourself and that means no hot breakfast for you this morning."
"This is insane though, everyone knows they are doomed and that it's Donna and me that are fated to be together. You have to agree with me, am I the only sane one who sees that she has him under some evil spell?"
"No what is insane is how I don't have my foot up your ass for being such a dumbass. Now apologize and accept it or shut up and go find something else to eat." Red blew up at him as predicted though it wasn't as soon as I thought it would happen due to all the arguing going on.
"But, but, mom are you just going to let him talk to me like that? I'm your little boy and I'm going to be going to Africa soon."
"Honey I say this with all my love but, if you don't shut up about this I'm going to help your father place his foot up your butt."
"Wha..?" He didn't get to finish his next whining rant before Donna spoke up.
"Eric shut up. Just because they have the guts to do what we weren't able to do doesn't mean you have to tear it down and make it sound horrible. Jackie is not the devil nor has she ever been. She's blunt and doesn't put up with any of your crap like we all do. It's the same reason you are afraid of Red. You just turn it to dislike for her because you can't do anything about Red being hard on you." Everyone went silent at that, I know I couldn't believe she just said that and I'm sure it's safe to say no one else could either including Donna herself. The tension was lightened when Mrs. Forman broke out into her nervous fake laughter.
"Well, breakfast has been interesting, I'm just going to clean up you guys can all go and do, well, do whatever it is you do and try and make up." I picked up more bacon while shifting Jackie so I could carry her. Once I was standing I shifted her up to my shoulder and made my way to the basement where a much needed circle was needed to be held.
"In light of everything that has happened I say we hold a circle. With Eric going this will be one of his last ones." I set everything up while everyone else grabbed their spots; Jackie waited until my lap was free to sit on.
Circle
"Guys this is awesome, I get to stay in Point Place and see Hyde get married. I didn't think it was possible. Oo do you think that maybe Fez could find a girl who actually likes him enough to do it; it has to be possible since Hyde of all people is getting married."
"You think so, hey you sonofabitch, I have met women who have wanted to do it with me."
"Fezzy, Fezzy, Fezzy, the only ones who were willing were desperate or just hurt by a guy. Maybe if you find a girl foreigner you'll find someone who likes you, for you."
"Yeah man, it's not often you can find someone who is equal with you, look how long it was till Jackie was cool and Zen enough to be with me, it helps that she's an awesome kisser. Did you guys here about the car that runs on H2O?"
"Oh my God, guys, Jackie is right, I have huge feet and my hands are huge too. Whoa, that is so weird."
"I decided that I don't want the wedding to be a big production. I want my groom, Steven, to be looking sexy like he always does maybe with a beard again, I kind of liked the tickle of it, and I'll be looking gorgeous as always. The hard part will be making Eric and Fez look good and Donna not like a giant lumberjack."
"Shut it midget, huh, midget that's a weird word. Mid-get, mi-id-get, midge-et; it's so weird!"
"You guys I just realized something, what if a lion tires to eat me, or an ostrich tries to fly away with me. I couldn't get attacked by a zebra. What have I done? I need my mommy; oh no what am I going to eat?"
"You won't have to worry about what you'll be eating Forman, I'm sure some lion will decide your body has enough meat to feed their pride." I couldn't hold back on playing up his fears after the way he's been acting.
"Hyde! I am so sorry I'll accept Jackie, just help me keep the animals away."
"I'll forgive you for it and tell your mom to let you eat but, you're ostrich food unless you're suddenly okay with working why Donna uses her full scholarship. Wuss, you don't even realize who where's the pants in yours and Donnas' relationship; newsflash it isn't you nude boy."
"Steven, I'm hungry let's go to Fatso Burger or The Hub; we still need to go wedding shopping. I'll even let you pick a tux without ruffles if you actually help shop. You can ask Eric, I'm easy to wedding shop with. I point at things and you say what you like best and then I choose. Done."
"Anyone want to tag along for food and shopping? If I have to wear a tux so will you guys so, you need to get fitted in whatever Jackie picks."
"I'm in, I need to be there to look at dresses too since I'm maid of honor." It didn't take much to get the guys to agree: we told Fez he could get candy and maybe the tux fitter would be a woman who'd feel him up and drag him off for fun, Kelso wanted to go to check out jobs and maybe hook up with someone and Eric was going because Donna was going.
My feet are killing me; the shopping may have been easy as far as choosing things, me and Jackie agreed on most of the things I actually gave a crap about, it was the walking and standing around for hours that made it horrible. According to Jackie, if we had more time to plan she wouldn't be speeding through everything to get it ready. I was informed that all we really have to do is go to the church tomorrow and then buy the actual decorations and wedding crap; she had everything planned since she started badgering me about a future together, the only changes she's making are ones to reflect my taste and style. I don't care for anything wedding related except the honeymoon and what she wears or doesn't wear. Forman made it abundantly clear that I was lucky because Jackie didn't waste time asking me about crap I don't care about and knows my taste enough that she can easily convert it into wedding style, well as close as rock and studded leather can translate into wedding style.
"Hyde, and Jackie, I don't care that you guys celebrated last night, I care that you did it in my room. I just thank all that is holy that I managed to not walk in when you guys were doing anything but sleeping. Find a different place to do it tonight; wouldn't have picked up the guys if you wouldn't have kicked me out of my own room, intentionally or not." Well that explained her turning traitor.
"Yeah, we'll get right on that, you can help by convincing the Forman's to knowingly let us share a bed." I'd be having Jackie in my bed tonight no matter what but, I really needed to talk to W.B about renting Jackie's parents mansion now that he bought it. I don't mind sneaking around but, I'd like to have one place to sleep with my girlfriend without getting yelled at. She just huffed at me and continued her way out to the parking lot where Jackie and I hopped in the Camino while they all hopped into Eric's.
"Let's go back to Eric's; Red probably won't mind me staying over now that we are engaged. He seems supportive enough of us at the moment." I had to admit she had a point plus it pisses Forman off that his parents aren't trying to make us call off the engagement and support it; if they didn't get engaged in high school and ignore their advice they might have had support and Forman wouldn't be headed to Africa.
We spent the rest of the night in the basement, only going up for dinner. It was a pretty good night spent reminiscing about all the good times, pranks and, misadventures we've had throughout the years. Around midnight everyone took off and Jackie was able to stay because the Forman's went to bed leaving us to hang out and spend more time together as a group.
"I have to say that it was a pretty good day in my books but, being able to have you in my arms, even if all we are doing is sleep, really steps it up into a class of its own. I've been thinking that you and I should sneak out tomorrow and go do something just us two. Like, oh I don't know honeymoon shopping. I'm thinking that we just hideaway in the bedroom of where ever we end up living for a couple weeks and practice making babies. Clothing will be banned so I strongly suggest you go with my plan since it is my right as groom to plan it." I told her once we were in bed. When she didn't interrupt me I knew she wouldn't turn it down right away and if she did I'd just tell her, her opinion didn't matter. She looked up at me and into my eyes with her jewel toned ones smiling in complete happiness and love. I'll never admit it out loud except maybe after we are married but, that look makes my chest constrict and me feel worthy of having more in life.
"You, me, a bed and, many other surfaces we can christen over and over without interruptions, sounds like heaven. Wait you said clothing is banned and that we are going honeymoon shopping. What does that mean?"
"It means that you need to shut your pie whole, cuddle into me and, go to sleep so we can get up early and go see about finding a place to either rent or buy and then go lingerie and costume shopping. Being with a naughty school girl is something I plan on doing sometime during the two weeks we're alone." I nipped her neck before nuzzling into her hair and pulling her tight against me; I fell asleep to her scent and the feel of her melding her body with mine as she buried her face in my chest.
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