Dear Twilight,

by Fanfiction Love 2006

A series of letters to Twilight from fans of Harry Potter. Feel free to review your own for input. Spin off from my "Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction." Rated for possible language and concepts. Let's be open minded haters, shall we?

4. Letter 4

3/17/11

Dear Twilight,

Super fast speed? Cool! Super strength? Totally awesome! Glittering vampires? Epi- wait... seriously?

We've got wands (Our men have two. Can you claim the same?), magic, wizards, witches, vampires, bargles (Don't ask, we don't know either. It'll be out this week in this month's issue of the Quibbler), dementors, grims, stones that keep you alive for years, flying psychopaths, pictures and tattoos that move, and veils that can kill you.

You really think a bunch of vampires are going to impress us? Yawn! Besides, your vampires are like the bad kind of gay. "Vegetarians," really? So lame.

Unimpressed,

HPFI