Chapter 4: Porn: Revenge Of The Robo

Optimus waited on set, tapping his foot nervously as he did.

"Don't be nervous Prime" the Director tried to calm.

"Who did you pair me up with anyways?" he asked.

"I don't know. I got a letter in my trailer from an anonymous transformer that said he wanted to pair up with you." the Director shrugged.

"You don't even know who it is?" Optimus asked in an outrage.

"If it's Kup, don't worry, it's not happening. Even I think that's wrong" the Director laughed.

"Hope it's not Mirage or Blurr either" Optimus shivered.

"Why's that?"

"Because Blurr's going to go way too fast and Mirage will make some perverted thing about, 'it's time for me to disappear'" Optimus quoted.

"What makes you think you're going to be the submissive one?" the Director asked, thinking it odd that the Autobot leader wouldn't be dominant.

"Well I...er...I don't know. Depends I guess" Optimus laughed awkwardly, rubbing the back of his helmet.

There were some loud footsteps coming towards the stage, Optimus looked up from the ground as he sat on the large bed and waited in anticipation to see who it was.

Out from the shadows came a smirking Megatron.

"Holy Primus!" Optimus cursed, jumping back onto the bed.

"Yes Prime, it's me, Megatron." he walked closer to the bed "and I'm here to get my revenge for the little stunt you pulled the other day" he scowled.

"No, no. it was a joke. I didn't even..." Optimus began but was cut off, being tackled by the other transformer.

"Action, action! Hurry up and roll! This is what those teen girls wanted. If you miss this I'll fire you!" the Director ordered.

"Are you ready to be my bitch, Prime?" Megatron laughed evilly.

"I...I thought you were scared to do this" Optimus struggled underneath the Decepticon leader.

"I was...until yesterday, when I punished Starscream. As Odd as it was, it was actually rather..." Megatron smirked "enjoyable"

Optimus gulped and pushed at Megatron's chest "No. Get off me!"

"What's the matter Prime? Afraid of your big bad daddy?" Megatron growled seductively.

"Oh sweet Vector Sigma!"

The Directors jaw dropped at the sights and sounds he saw and heard. He gulped and leaned back in his chair, covering his eyes by lower his hat.

"Tell me when it's over..." he whimpered.

"Your mine, Prime!" Megatron roared and laughed wickedly.

BEEP