Goku- I've been riding this old bike for way too long! I need something cooler to ride!
Hakkai- Well then, Sir, do I have the item for you!
Goku- Really?
Hakkai- May I introduce you to: JEEP:steps aside to reveal a jeep:
Goku- WOW! How much is that!?
Hakkai- It's only 860 yen!
Goku- Why so cheap? Is there something wrong with it?
Hakkai- Absolutely not! It's so cheap because we're having a car sale and this is our last one so it's at a special low, low price!
Goku- I'll take it:pays: Thank you, Magic-Car-Salesman!
Hakkai- Don't thank me! Thank corny television!
:dark screen then Sanzo walks up:
Sanzo- Hello. There is a new disease circulating out there… A dangerous and sometimes deadly disease. It's called: Boredom. Many people are dying from this disease. I, myself, am suffering. :walks over to Goku who was just off screen: Just ask this gentleman.
Goku- I… I was sitting… And flipping through channels on-on the T.V… And there w-was nothing to watch and-and-and-and… I WAS BORED:bursts into tears and runs off screen:
Sanzo- There you have it, folks. First hand. A horrible case of boredom.
Hakkai- :comforting Goku: But you can help give the bored people hope.
Gojyo- All you have to do is call our hotline, 1-800-SAI-YUKI, and leave your name number, age, sexuality, sexual orientation, how much of yourself you're willing to contribute, and where to reach you—
Sanzo- And you may just help people like Goku get a better, more exciting life.
There you go! I'll try to have the next two chapters up next weekend! I'm really trying guys! I've just been really busy! Please just bear with me!
PLEASE R+R! YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE!