"MY EYES! THEY BURN SOMEONE GET ME SOME BRAIN BLEACH. I JUST SAW MY BROTHER HAVING UNPROTECTED ANAL SEX!" Cooper screamed, whilst running through Santana's apartment.
"OH MY GOD COOPER SHUT UP!" Blaine screamed mortified, whilst Kurt snapped out of his post orgasm daze and scrambled for the sheets. Flinging himself towards the door, Blaine slammed it shut so that they could have some privacy as they got dressed.
"What is wrong with you? It's bad enough that you walked in on us BUT DID YOU HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD?" Blaine screamed, as he marched through the studio door back into the apartment. Only to be tackle hugged by Cooper, rubbing their cheeks together.
"My baby brother! You've become so dirty! What happened to my innocent little warbler who cared only of singing Katy Perry and watching Harry Potter? YOU CORRUPTED HIM!" He yelled, pointing at Kurt whom had just exited the studio.
"I'm sorry what?" he asked puzzled.
"My poor baby brother being corrupted by someone who's as sexy as a baby penguin."
"Cooper just shut up already! Kurt I'm so sorry about this, this pain in the ass is my brother." He said to a bright red Kurt, who seemed to be wishing the ground, would open up and swallow him whole. "Cooper apologise! I said apologise! Fine, I guess I'll just have to tell Rachel your new address; after all she has been pining for some private 'acting lessons'."
"You hate her just as much as I do, you wouldn't dare." Cooper said, yet at the same time eyeing Blaine suspiciously.
"Oh I don't hate her, I just dislike her. Besides I'm not the one she has a major crush on and keeps on insisting to be my wife." Tension filled the air.
"This is so not fair! You two kissed and all I did was say 'hi' why isn't she crazy over you?" Cooper whined.
"Because I'm not an actor who has been on an international commercial."
"Shut up. I hate it when you're right." He said stiffly then turned his attention to Kurt. "I'm sorry for blaming you for corrupting my brother. I should have known he was never innocent since he was born with horns on his head."
Cuffing him gently on his head Blaine said "Alright that's enough of the heartfelt apology. Now tell me why you're here?"
"Sigh mum and dad wants us for dinner tomorrow night. They say that they just want to see how we're going and to bring our partners." Groaning Blaine slumped onto a dark brown couch.
"Tell them I'm sick with the measles."
"Can't; you said that last time."
"Fine…how about pneumonia?"
"No."
"Mono?"
"NO! It's my turn to fake being sick you got out of it last time!"
"But…I'm your baby brother."
"Isn't that funny…only now am I your dear older brother, before I was just a pain in your ass. Nope, you were way of line, now you're way of time. You have to go to dinner, suffer with me. So who are you going to drag with you into hell?"
"Um…" turning towards Kurt with a soft blush on his face Blaine asked him "Kurt, I don't want to be just…friends with benefits sort of thing…so if you want to…will you come to meet my parents as my boyfriend?" A large smile lit up on Kurts' face.
"Of course!" he squealed. Pulling Blaine into a tight hug, only to feel another set of arms wrap around them.
"I'm so happy we'll be like the three musketeers!" Cooper cried, while glomping the newly formed couple.
"ALRIGHT WHOSE ASS DO I HAVE TO GO ALL LIMA HEIGHTS ON?"
Okay I made Cooper more crazy and he kinda has a brother complex, for those who don't understand the term 'glomp' it's just like a massive hug that squeezes all the air out of someone, generally a term in animes/mangas. At least that's my definition of one, since the definition is kinda broad but I can recognise a glomp on site. . Also next chapter is going to go back in time a bit, more like what Brittany and Santana were doing during the Klaine smut. By the way PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS for this story at least.