I am a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE person. But you all deserve an explanation. 1. My science grade is finally up! it's a C! (don't ask how I did on the exam though!).

2. EXAMS! STUDY! STUDY! STUDY!

3. I got a dog. He isn't trained so he's a full time job (His name is Kasper!)

4. My computer crashed then froze FOUR times!

5. My mom said something about 'addictions to fan fiction' so I'm limited to two hours on, and one hour off.

Feel free to pelt me with chocolate (I hate chocolate) and I am really sorry I didn't update!. This chapter is gonna be extra long! About the Nicknames I'm just gonna all of them since SOME PEOPLE didn't vote, but the poll is still up

Disclaimer:

I'm gonna spend as much time on the story so I'm doing a normal disclaimer (weird for me!)

I don't own Twilight

Esme POV

Carlisle and I arrived at the school a few seconds before the rest of the Cullens. I took off my helmet and shook my hair out. I stepped of the motorcycle and notice all the stares and glares. Creepy.

"Don't worry Esme, We get those stares all the time." Edward said as he helped Bella out of the car.

Weirdoes. Edward laughed at my train of thoughts. I put my hand in Carlisle and smiled at him. He gave me a heartbreaking smile, the curve of his lips his deep golden eyes. My eyes moved downward to his chest then finally- "Esme! This is not the place to great freaky!" Jasper whispered. The others silently laughed and Carlisle gazed at me (we'll not at my face-a little lower) "Carlisle you too!" Edward said " I really don't need that perspective of my sister!" The rest of the family laughed while we smiled sheepishly. We all walked into the main office to retrieve our schedules. As we walked we earned stares more stares from students AND teachers again, weird! Carlisle walked up to the secretary. Her desk plate read Ms. Dillard.

"Hello, we are the Cullens, Hales and the Swans. We are new here and need to pick our schedules." Carlisle said in his smooth voice. She really wasn't paying attention as she was talking on the phone

"Uh-Huh. Yea. OH NO HE DIDN'T." The secretary. "Uh, wait a minute child." We all snickered at the irony of the statement. She looked up annoyed but that expression was replaced quickly with awe. She dropped her phone on the ground and raked her eyes over the boys unashamedly. Bells, Ali, Rose and I growled quietly while the boys politely ignored her.

"Uh. Um I-I will get r-right on th-that!" she said. She fumbled through her desk for about a minute and finally came up with the schedules. "I n-need you to c-come back with s-signatures from all y-your teachers."

"Yeah, yeah O.K.!" I snatched the schedules and Carlisle out of the office before I lost my cool. Is that what kids say? The rest of them came out right after laughing from my outburst. Carlisle looked surprised and proud. "That's my girl!" Carlisle whispered.

We all decided to start out as sophomores for high school. All of our classes were the same.

1st Block: U.S. History

2nd Block: Calculus

3rd Block: English

4th Block: Gym

Lunch

5th Block: Spanish

6th Block: Chemistry

7th Block: Music

The first bell rang, and students walked to their morning lessons- I mean classes. Edward chuckled while I scowled at him. We all walked, coupled up to U.S. History. We walked into the classroom and walked up to the teacher. He was a short(shorter than Alice) balding man who looked about 80 years old. He probably lived through U.S. history

"What can I do for you gentlemen?" he inquired. Apparently his coke-bottle glasses weren't working for him.

"Sir? There are 4 girls, Rosalie, Bella, Alice, and I, Esme." I corrected politely

"WHAT There's no more rolly fellas anus for Nestle?! That makes no sense you hooligans!" He yelled

"Sir, can you just sign these" Carlisle said sounding irritated. "Why sure little lady!" The teacher said a little too loudly. We held in our laughs and walked to the back of the classroom,

"Why, hullo young people!"-cue snickers-" This class is U.S. History. I am your teacher Mr. Mildred. Today we will simply go over the Civil War." Oh dear lord! "Can someone tell me about the Civil War?"

Jaspers hand shot up a little faster than a human's

"How about you young lady?" Jasper seemed oblivious

He droned on and on about the war despite the fact the teacher fell asleep 2 minutes into his rant.

Apparently Em was bored so he decided to take it out on me. He poked my about 50 time before I got agitated enough to turn around

"What Emmett?!" I said tiredly

"Guess what Es!" I was afraid to answer. Alice and Edward looked amused while and Carlisle and Bella were curious. Rosalie looked bored as always as if she had heard this before. And well Jazz was wrapped up in his 'speech'

"What?" I said dejectedly

"It's a seeeeeeecret!"

"Well don't tell me then!"

"I'm not! It's a seeeeeeecret!"

"We'll tell me then!"

"It's a seeeeeeecret!"

"JUST TELL ME THE DANGED SECRET ALREADY!" I yelled waking up old and moldy AKA the teacher.

"Esme I was trying to tell you 'It's a secret!" Comprehension dawned on my face.

"Young men, there shall be no yelling in my class! Detention! All 8 of you!"

All of us glared at Emmett. I was secretly sad though.

"Esme why are you sad?" Jasper asked. Well its not a 'secret' anymore!

"It's my first detention!" I wailed

"Mine too." Carlisle said sadly

The rest rolled their eyes as if they got detentions daily.

Did they?

I know it's short. I said it would be long, but its not. Only 996 words and 3 pages. I'm disappointed

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