Chapter 2 - Chiron
I didn't want too… I wouldn't have… They made me… Oh gods, why is it always me? Oh? You don't know what I'm talking about? Good, you don't want too. Run away. Go! Leave while you still can. Oh, well if you insist; but I warned you! Don't say I didn't tell you so!
The demigods had a problem, so of course they come to me. Why me? Why is it always me? Oh never mind. I group of Greek demigods walk into the Big House, where I was trying to clean, with someone that had obviously offended Apolo. I saw a few Roman demigods following in a trance like state.
Percy was shoved to the front of the group. The Greek demigods were mumbling something to Percy, and to each other. I couldn't make out much, but I think it was something about that guy.
"What's wrong now?" I ask kind of annoyed. "It better be important I was trying to clean."
"Ummm" Percy mumbles.
"Yes Percy?" I ask, as I sit down in my magic wheelchair.
"Chiron, we have a problem…"
"I figured as much," I say with a sigh. Then I mumble "You only come to me when you have a problem."
"Well, this guy-" Percy says gesturing towards the strange man.
"Ah, yes," I say finally seeing what the issue is. "This man offended Apolo and needs help. I've been telling these people for eons not to talk bad about Apollo, he is very... proud of his, umm, accomplishments" I say picking my words with care.
"No," Percy says. "He claims to be someone named, 'Jesus Fucking Christ' and the Romans are freaking out about it, but I don't see what's going on. He's obviously a demigod, he got into camp alright."
"Oh no," I should have realised sooner who this man was and why the poor Romans are having such a hard time.
"What is it Chiron?" Percy asked, just as confused as ever.
"Umm, Percy," I say as I lean closer to him. "This is a very important man, and um, I'm sure Zeus would like to see him, and I'm busy… um, cleaning and who would watch over the camp if I left."
"Oh, I see," said Percy excited. "So you want one of your best campers to take him to Olympus!"
"Exactly," I say, grateful for Percy's stupidity. "Can I count on you?"
"Of course Chiron!" Percy says, as he turns to leave.
"Not so fast," Autumn says, as Jake and she enters. "We heard what's going on and we wish to come with."
"Hmm," I know that they know what's going on and then some, they always do. "What is it that makes you wish to go?" I ask, "What are you not telling us?"
"Actually we wish to go with Percy because for once we don't know any more than everyone else," Jake explains. "It's weird, whenever we try using our powers to gain informasion we get nothing."
"Hmm, if that be the case," I say thinking. "That this is more urgent than I thought. You three had better hurry."
"Yes Chiron," They all say at once, before turning to go.
"Please come with me," Autumn says as she escorts our unusual guest.