Right. So I'm sorry I haven't been updating. I have limited Internet access and lately my brain's been kinda lazy. Also I've been getting distracted by other stories. (Ok, just one...mostly. But I've been on a role.) It's not easy being a fanfiction writer with no computer at home. (Yes, I am perfectly aware that I have a notebook that I could just write it in. But I just like typing better.) Plus, I planned to make the next chapter one from OotP, which I am in the process of re-reading. But the thing is (and this is pretty much why I'm re-reading it) thanks to the piece of crap movie and the fact that I read it in like the 8th grade. (Come on. It was four years ago and I've mostly blocked out my middle school memories...for reasons.) Also of course there's the damn writer's block. I don't know why it isn't so bad with any of my other stories. But it's just the worst with this one. GRRRR! So yeah, I don't know when I'll update next. In the mean time, enjoy these quotes from me and my friends.

-at lunch with Courtney and Dalton-

Me: Yeah, but...it...you...

Dalton: No, I am trying to tell you that even though...

Me: SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA!

Dalton: *laughs*

Courtney: What the hell?

(Yeah I don't remember that one very well. I just thought I'd point out the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged reference.)

-at breakfast with Crystal, Travis, and Latiff-

Crystal: Okay, so I'll just tell my teacher a black guy stole my homework.

Latiff: I'm not black.

Crystal: *WTF*

Travis: He's negative white! Get it right!

-talking to Jeremy about my old apartment-

Me: I already told you I don't live their anymore.

Jeremy: You can live there.

Me: Someone already move in.

Jeremy: So? Just kidnap their daughter, put on a wig, and live there.

Me: What if they have a son, or no kids at all?

Jeremy: No, they have a daughter. I know.

Me: Have you been there?

Jeremy: No.

Me: Then WHAT THE HELL?

-at Pizza Hut after a play-

Rachel: *is in a pretty dress with her hair half up and curled, still wearing make-up from said play*

Me: I think Rachel just beat the record for fanciest customer at Pizza Hut.

My mom: Rachel, you are way overdressed for Pizza Hut!

Rachel: *cute pose*

Kaitlyn: No, we're all just underdressed.

Rachel: THAT'S RIGHT!

-still at Pizza Hut-

Kaitlyn: I'm trying to learn I Could've Danced All Night for the next audition.

Me, my mom, and Kaitlyn's stepmom a.k.a Miss Jill: *burst into song*

Kaitlyn: *covers her ears* HELP MEEEEE!

Majority of waiters: *gather around and start clapping*

(Yep. We made the night fun for those waiters.)

I don't have anymore quotes right now. So be on the lookout for an update, but don't hold your breath. You're welcome to read any of my other stories and if you want any news, you can like me on Facebook or follow me on Tumblr. (Both links can be found on my profile.) Toodles!