EPISODE 4: "WHAT BARDOCKS ALIVE!"
Leo and Gohan where walking in the city and on the way the found a unconscious man "daddy?" "no he has shards of saiyan armor he cant be your dad plus he's to strong" "is he a good guy?" "lets hope so" the goku look alike had a power of 20,999! "HOLY #### HE IS STRONG" "what does it say?" "ITS OVER 9000!" couldn't resist "f-frezia …FREIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" the mans energy spiked to 34,000 "BETTER HOPE HE IS A GOOD GUY" "I don't even think our dads combined could even hurt him in a good mood!" the saiyan adult calmed down "who are you, where am i?" "I am leik or called here leo … I am the son of raditz and the one next to me is gohan the son of goku or as you would say kakorot" "so your my grandsons" "say that again?" "you. Are. My. Grand. Sons. Got. It." He spoke like speaking to little kids (well they are) "then why aren't our dads at least somewhere as strong as you ." "im so close to killing you" "time to shut up now" "sorry for gohan .. come on I will take you to your daughter in laws house" "is she a saiyan" "if she was frieza would crap himself" "eesh and you say that's kakorots wife damn she is worse than mine"
At king kais
"cant move" "kakorot if you weren't dead I would beat the living crap out of you" "HOW CAN YOU WALK SO FLUINTLY" "omg you said something smart and I don't have a camera" "just answer my question" "this is the normal gravity on planet vegeta" "I hate you so much" "why thanks" "UM HELLO THE BLUE GUY RIGHT HERE" "who are you?" "im santa" "REALLY" "NO IM KING KAI YOU IDIOT" –play a 8 bit version of his world or if you a dbz fan play the most epic song you can think of- "harsh" "we are here to train for the incoming saiyans" "WHAT" "yup the saiyans are gona destroy earth in a year" "AND Y DIDN'T TELL ME" "WELL SORRY I WAS GOING TO BEFORE WE DIED" "oh forgot about that" "FORGOT HOW CAN YOU FOGET YOU DIED" "I DON'T KNOW" "WHAT ABOUT ME" "SHUT UP" "ok" "I forgot we can get revived with the 7 dragon balls" "the whats?" "the seven dragon balls" "im not gona even tell you how wrong that sounds" "HELLO DON'T FORGET ME" "can you train us" "well maybe I don't want to" "DO IT OR I WILL KILL YOU OLD MAN" "OK"
Back to bardock
"GOKU'S WHAT" "this is gokus dad" "THIS IS MY DAD IN-LAW" "we established that already aunt" "HE LOOKS LIKE MY HUSBAND?" "WE ALREADY ####### ESTABLISHED THAT" " well kids come on lets train" " HELL NO GOHAN NEEDS TO STUDY" "I HELPED HIM" the living saiyans dashed out to train "so can I kill one human a year" "no you can beat them up but keep them alive please" "fine" bardock was using very little of his energy to spar with the kids
Gohan: 1111
Leo: 2222 (he trained longer and he is the main character
"Come on gohan use the moves that piccolo taught you"
"FINE MASSAKO" "double Sunday" they combined their powerful attacks against Bardock "heh see if that combined energy wave can take this" bardock fired a weak energy wave at the children's combined attacks "WTF he isn't even trying" "how can you tell?" "oh I don't know maybe because HE IS MESSING WITH HIS DAMN GOD SCOUTER" "you have to put in more energy in to it boys ACT LIKE IF YOUR FIGHTING FREIZA" they pushed their energy waves further and further 'might as well let them think they won' bardock let the blast hit him in the face! "YEAH WE WON" "not really" "urf" bardock grabbed leo and gohans tails "n-no fair" ….. they blacked out
At king kais
"raditz im going to teach you the kaioken and the spirit bomb goku you go catch bubbles" "WHY DOES HE GET TO LEARN MOVES" " 'cause I said so" " (mumble) stupid (grumble)" "
Back on earth
"well boys that was a nice spar" "come on gohan lets play" "ok" they flew to the kame house and master roshi was doing his thing "hey perv" "AH oh hi" "we need to revive goku" "why" "so he can help fight off the saiyans that are coming in a year" "ok"
-1 short year-
"hey vegeta that fish looks tasty" "uhh"
Retarded nappa is here YAY