D/C: Naruto is not mine, nor will it ever be. This is just an author having some fun.
…and the iPod drabbles return! I warn you, though, the last one has some implied kinky sex. XD;
Ladies Night (Ayumi Hamasaki)
Ino never expected for Sakura to call her late at night. In fact, she never expected Sakura to call at all, what with their history as former best friends and all that.
But all that changed when Ino heard Sakura sobbing over the phone. Sobbing that her boyfriend had begun beating her up for no reason whatsoever aside from her cell phone history.
Ino was speechless. But she nevertheless slammed her phone down on the receiver and rushed over to Sakura's apartment. Thankfully there was no sign of the boyfriend.
She rang the doorbell, and Sakura answered the door, tears streaming down her face and ruining her eye makeup. Ino's heart split in two at the sight, and allowed Sakura to collapse into her arms and cry.
"We'll…" Ino gulped. "We'll get him somehow. You don't deserve this."
"I will not." Sakura muttered.
Ino lightly whapped Sakura on the head. "Yes, you will. Silly Forehead Girl."
Sakura shakily smiled. "Ino-pig."
They were friends; always have been.
everywhere nowhere (Ayumi Hamasaki)
He loved his village. He took a deep breath and stepped out onto the balcony. It was time.
"I present to you… your Nanadaime Hokage!" a random chuunin announced to the populace.
There were cheers. There were exclamations of delight. There were shouts of encouragement. He gulped and smiled, waving nervously.
He cleared his throat and loudly, enthusiastically began his speech to his beloved village.
It would be really hard, he'd be everywhere and nowhere at the same time, and there would be paperwork this, summits that, but it would be worth it.
Because Uzumaki Naruto loved his village…
…and he was finally Hokage.
Sun King (The Beatles)
Shikamaru stared at the sky. He sighed, and took a drag from his cigarette. He began to ponder about the sun.
It was this huge, bright round thing—a star, he was taught, a fairly young star in comparison to others in the universe.
Was the sun really a star? Was it all a conspiracy?
"Meh." Shikamaru reclined back on the grass, taking another drag from the cigarette.
This was really relaxing.
He wondered if his sensei was watching him.
He wondered if people went to the sun after death.
He wondered if his sensei was on the sun now.
He smiled.
It's all Love! (Koda Kumi x misono)
Konohamaru scowled at his older brother figure. He was not being very nice at all. "Naruto-nii-chan, you said that today we would learn this super ultimate technique!"
"So I did." Naruto sheepishly grinned. "Training for Hokage is really awesome, y'know, ttebayo."
"I don't care about that!" Konohamaru pouted.
Naruto chuckled and ruffled the younger boy's hair. "It's all good, 'Maru. I think the old man would be proud of ya."
Konohamaru beamed. "You think so, Naruto-nii-chan?"
"Of course!" Naruto clapped his hands together. "Now, this technique…"
"Uh-huh…" Konohamaru began to pay attention.
"It relies solely on rotation and concentration. Lots of chakra, too, ttebayo!"
Konohamaru immediately thought of a pole dancer.
"Not a pole dancer, 'Maru." Naruto laughed.
Konohamaru laughed nervously. "I wasn't thinking that, I swear!"
I Like It Rough (Lady GaGa)
Naruto stared, flabbergasted at Hinata. Did she really just tie him to the headboard?
Did she really smirk as if she knew a deep, dirty secret?
Oh, God, did she figure out that this was one of Naruto's kinks?!
He gulped. "Hi-Hinata-chan?"
Hinata leaned over Naruto and stroked his chest from the clavicle down, and then stopping just above his hipbone. Her lips were shining with gloss, and Naruto could tell by the scent that it was cherry flavored.
"Naruto-kun…" Hinata purred, throwing a scarf around Naruto and pulling him towards her.
They kissed, and suddenly Naruto didn't care about what she knew anymore.
Heh, I had a little more fun this time around. Please let me know what you think! I won't bite your head off if you have negativity about your review! :D