He-yyyyy, I'm back with the four installment-thingy-whatever-the-heck-you-call-it of Insanity! Warnings: Lots of the characters-Itachi and Kisame mostly, Pein too-are OOC because I SAID SO! GET OVER IT!!!! Also, if you dont really get my character Min'ya...let me know! I'll tell you...but she's supposed to be me if I lived in the Naruto world and was completely different-NO, I DO NOT HAVE MINT-GREEN-AND-BROWN HAIR!-yeah.

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy yeah!

...I question my own sanity. Anyway, I have Tobi here to help me with the disclaimer...Be a good boy Tobi and do the disclaimer...

Tobi: TOBI'S A GOOD BOY! Lynn-Lynn does not own Tobi, Naruto, or any of the other Naruto characters! But Tobi wishes she did! SO he could stalk her!

AH! I'M SHARING A ROOM WITH A STALKER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Part 4 Summary: Deidara and Min'ya return from a long time mission, four years to be exact! And Min'ya's not happy when she finds out that Kisame hosted a party while she was gone! -gasp-

Insanity

Part Four-

No Partying Without Consent

"That…was the longest…mission…I've ever been on…yeah…" Deidara collapsed on the stone floor.

"Tell me about it. Four years with you and your 'yeahs'? Tch," Min'ya rolled her eyes. "I don't know how Sasori and Tobi handle you…"

"Well I cant help it yeah!"

"SHUT UP DEIDARA!" Min'ya screamed, also collapsing. A stone door opened and two males stepped into the main foyer.

"Please try to not kill my partner," Sasori leaned against the stone wall. Min'ya glared at him.

"DIEDARA YOU'RE ALIVE!" Tobi screamed. "TOBI IS HAPPY!"

"SHUT UP!" Min'ya shouted at him.

"Okay, Tobi, yeah," Deidara sweatdropped.

A vein popped on Min'ya's forehead.

"Tobi is a good boy Tobi is a good boy Tobi is a good boy Tobi is a good-"

"Sasori. Deidara. Someone. Shut. Him. Up," Min'ya ground out.

Saasori grabbed Tobi by his collar and tossed him into a closet. "Tobi if you're really a good boy then shut up," He said calmly.

No sound came from the closet. Deidara sweatdropped.

"Anyway…" Min'ya started but then froze. "Do I hear…DISCO MUSIC?"

Sasori and Deidara got these 'wtf' looks on their faces as Min'ya walked over to one of the walls and pressed her ear to the stone.

Yup, that was disco music alright. The only time disco music was ever heard in the Akatsuki lair was when Kisame hosted a party…

Hadnt she told him not to host a party without her consent?

Flashback

"KISAME!"

"DON'T KILL ME MIN'YA! I'M SORRY! I SWEAR TO THE HOLY LEADER OF AKATSUKI THAT I'M SORRY!"

"One, there is no HOLY leader of the Akatsuki, we just have Pein-"

"Hey I heard that!" Pein shouted from the other side of the room.

"-and two, DON'T HOST PARTIES WITHOUT MY CONSENT! DO YOU HEAR ME?"

"I read you loud and clear!" Kisame saulted. Deidara and Tobi promptly followed suit.

"DON'T SALUTE AT ME!"

Yes, she had definitely told him NOT to host a party without her consent.

"Sasori…"

"Yes?"

"How many parties has he hosted?"

"Too many to count," He answered calmly. "It was mine and Tobi's job to hold you off if you got back early…but I just want to watch you beat him up. It's hilarious."

Min'ya stalked away from the wall and threw open the heavy door.

Before her eyes lay Kisame and the rest of the Akatsuki dancing, drinking, and making fools of themselves.

Min'ya smirked. She walked up to Kisame-who'd left his sword in his room-and punched him into the wall.

"What. Did. I. Tell. YOU??????" She exploded at him. Chakra-green in color-gathered around her fist.

He didn't respond at first. Then he started crying. "ITACHI YOU TOLD ME WE WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT!"

"I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE GONE LONGER!"

"YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE WRONG!" Min'ya shouted, mad that they were talking about her like she wasn't there.

Itachi whimpered, then passed out.

Kisame held up his hands. "Min'ya, please, don't hurt me, he's got some kind of mind control over me-"

"IT'S CALLED LOVE!" Everyone, drunk or not, yelled.

Min'ya crossed her arms. "WELL THAT'S OBVIOUS! Next time, don't let him! Even if he does the puppy dog pout!"

Everyone shuddered. Itachi had used the puppy dog pout on everyone-with the exception of Min'ya-in the Akatsuki at least once. It was a bad experience.

"O-O-Okay," Kisame whispered.

"But, since the party's in full swing…I'll let you guys continue. But, PLEASE, try to not disturb my rest. Good night," And the brown-and-green-haired beauty left the room.

"TOBI'S STARTING A DRINKING CONTEST!" Tobi shouted after a few minutes of silence.

"WHEN'D YOU GET OUT OF THE CLOSET?" Sasori yelped in surprise (he'd had a few drinks while Min'ya was blowing up at Kisame and Itachi). "Well, whatever! I'll take you up on that!"

Ah, when the Akatsuki get drunk…

What a 'wonderful' thing.

... -sweatdrops- Things cant get more crazy then that...

Tobi: Tobi doesnt think that MaybelleDragon is right! Tobi thinks she's underestimating herself!

Thanks Tobi... -sweatdrops a bunch- Anyway please R&R...