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Lord of the Beans

"The Fellowship of the Weirdness"

The Veggie crew went to the studio a little earlier because they were going to film in Old Zealand (according to the Veggie Commentary). It was still four in the morning and they were expected to arrive in the shooting spot by 10: 00 AM. Though they wanted a good night's sleep, they still had a lot of work to do.

"Hold on, I'll be with you guys in a minute." Jerry said.

"Make it quick. The helicopter's leaving in two minutes." Jimmy warned.

"I'm still so sleepy." Junior yawned.

"Hey, look on the bright side: we don't have to shoot behind Bob's house anymore." Larry said.

"Is there a problem if you're shooting behind my house?" Bob asked.

"No. But it gets old. We shot a lot of scenes behind your house long enough." Larry replied.

"Now, Junior, did you remember everything you need to bring?" Mom Asparagus reminded.

"Yes, Mom." Junior moaned, still tired.

"Don't worry about Junior, Mrs. Asparagus. He'll be fine with us." Mr. Nezzer assured.

"I do hope he will be."

"Okay, Jerry's all set. Let's get to it." Jimmy announced.

The crew hopped on the studio's helicopter on their way to Old Zealand. Jerry was sipping his 72 oz. of Slurpee while the others were doing their own business. Junior was trying to get a nap, but the helicopter's wild humming kept him awake.

"Drat! We're out of service area." Larry groaned.

"Hey, Larry, who are you texting?" Pa Grape asked.

"Oh, it's just Petunia." Larry replied.

"You know, you've been saying that since last month. What's going on between you two? Are you planning to ask her out?" Bob inquired, curious.

"I don't know, Bob. We're still just friends at the moment." Larry said.

"But you told me that you heard—"

"Shh! Be quiet, Bob! You and Petunia are the only ones who know that secret!" Larry whined.

"What secret?" Mr. Nezzer smirked.

"What—Oh, nothing!" Larry plastered a fake smile on his face for a cover-up.

"Yeah, nothing." Bob rolled his eyes and got back to his check board. (A/N: The secret was from the previous chapter that Larry knew Petunia liked him and Petunia knew Larry liked her.)

"So what's she doing at this moment?" Mr. Lunt asked.

"She's looking after my wife and kids. She's a special girl and she'd gotten close to my family lately. She usually has sleepovers in our home." Pa Grape spoke up.

"She does that. She gets too lonely in her home that she'd have sleepovers in anybody's house. She did it often in mine when she wasn't working in Veggie Tales." Archibald explained.

"How ironic that I have nothing to contribute to this conversation," Junior moaned.

"Anybody seen our costumes?" Jerry asked, taking a pause in slurping his Slurpee.

"I know!" Junior volunteered.

…

The crew landed to a snowy plain and then hopped on dog sleds. It has been two hours since they landed and an hour more to go to go to the location of the shoot. The guys were getting really hungry and tired and the sledding kind of bored them. Bob insisted not to touch the food inside the huge chest because they were saving it until the next day. He also assured them that extra food will come the next day.

Luckily for Larry, he packed two boxes of Krispy Kreme. When the crew settled for a while after arriving to the shooting place and setting up tents, Larry sat inside his tent, ready to munch on his Krispy Kreme. He almost took a first bite when Jerry arrived.

"You never told me you had packed snacks!" Jerry protested.

"Well, it's a bit stale so… " Larry began.

"I don't care! I'm hungry!" Jerry argued.

"You just drank a 72 oz. Slurpee. Now you're hungry?!"

"What's going on here?" Jimmy interrupted.

"He kept Krispy Kreme with him!"

Jimmy gasped. "Oh, so that's how it is? Not to share to your colleagues and friends."

"I could've bought more for you guys if you just told me you didn't bring snacks!" Larry retorted.

"Did we hear snacks?" Junior disturbed.

"'Cause we're really hungry," Mr. Nezzer added.

"I was planning to eat these by myself!" Larry objected.

"Hey, we're hungry, too!" Junior pointed out.

"Give them to me!" Jerry insisted.

"No! They're mine, I tell you! MINE!" Larry said, hugging the boxes of Krispy Kreme.

"GIMME!" the others shouted, pouncing on Larry.

But Larry was quick and he easily dodged his attacking friends. But, then again, the guys were too hungry so they chased Larry out of his tent and they piled on and on like they were playing football except it's with Krispy Kreme.

"Gimme!" Jimmy yelled.

"It's mine!" Larry insisted.

"My precious!" Junior screeched.

From a safe distance, Bob, Scallion 1 and Mr. Lunt watched the Fellowship fight over for the Krispy Kreme, their eyes half-closed as if this was an ordinary thing.

"I should have warned Larry." Bob mumbled.

"They're really savages when they're hungry, aren't they?" Scallion 1 moaned.

"Look who's Gollum now," Mr. Lunt joked.

The trio chuckled as the Fellowship to continue to fight, screaming Gollum's popular lines such as "MY PRECIOUS!". When they decided it wasn't funny anymore, they broke off the fight and started to shoot.

What did you think? Please review. Up next, what's up with Petunia and the Grape family? Why are Pa and Ma Grape usually the parents of Petunia on screen? You'll know... Stay tuned!