How to annoy Damon Salvatore Trick #2

For Christmas GIVE Damon a DEAD CROW.

Damon walked into the boarding house and strolled into the parlor. He tossed his jacket onto the lone black leather arm chair as he passed it. Damon stopped when he reached the table holding his collection of drinks. He took the scotch and poured himself some. Putting the bottle back down he grabbed his glass and plopped onto the couch resting his free arm on the shoulder rest. Damon let out an exasperated sigh before he took a sip of his drink to calm himself. Well today I can truthfully say has been a no good very bad day. thought Damon angrily. Today is Christmas Day and stupid Saint Stefan and perky Miss Elena just had spent the entire day together leaving ME out. Leaving ME out, the crowned king of good times and partying especially on Christmas!

Damon moaned drowning his sorrows with another sip of his drink. Damon usually had fun Christmas' picking up random chicks at a bar and feeding on them, but not this year. No sir re I have been a good boy this year and what do I get in return? NOTHING! Damon cringed angrily at his own thought.

Then suddenly Damon heard someone walking in through the door. He stood up using his vampire speed and looked around. Nothing suspicious was visible, but Damon wasn't convinced someone like Katherine wasn't going to come jump out and attack him.

Damon put his drink down on the coffee table and slowly started searching around. Where are you you filthy intruder.

Suddenly the author jumped in behind Damon. "Merry Christmas Damon!" Damon spun around. "Ack!" he yelled in shock as he collapsed onto the couch. Chewy tilted her head her eyes shunning apologetically. Damon glared at Chewy angrily. Arg! Stupid random girl..."Who the heck are you?" he asked getting up. Chewy smiled but just then held out her hands which held a nicely wrapped present. Damon tilted his head a glared suspiciously at the green paper and pink bow wrapped box. "What's that?"

"Didn't I just say Merry Christmas?" Chewy gave a cheeky smile that pretty much said, No dud Damon. Damon glared at the girl. How dare she insult me! He looked back to the present then looked back at the girl as he took the strange box slowly. Looking at the present in his hands Damon glanced at Chewy one last time. She gave him an encouraging looked. Damon rolled his eyes and gave an exasperated sigh. Stupid random super peppy chick.

Damon shook the present. Something soft and floppy like a stuffed animal moved inside. Damon backed off a bit and gave it a look. "What the?" He pulled the ribbon quickly and it popped open. A dead crow then flung straight out at Damon. "Wha-!" Damon fell over this time onto the floor as he swatted the crow away from himself. It lifelessly fell over in front of the coffee table. Damon starred back at Chewy. "WHAT KIND OF FREAKING CHRISTMAS PRESENT IS THAT?" Chewy busted out laughing.

Damon got up and brushed himself off. He walked over to the dead crow still in shock as he kneeled down to see the crow. Arg! This stupid chick killed one of my minions!

Damon then recognized which random minion was killed. His eyes widened. "You killed Fred!" He screamed at Chewy as he stood up. "You killed my favorite crow!" Chewy laughed even harder. "Your favorite crow's name is Fred? Like the YouTube famous Fred?" Damon clenched his fists. "WAS! His name obviously WAS Fred!" Chewy giggled. Damon held back his anger as he calmly asked, "Why would you kill one of my freaking crows anyway?" Chewy shrugged still smiling. "I thought it would be funny...AND IT WAS!" Chewy almost fell over laughing. Damon on the other hand had had enough of this stupid little girl. "Why you!" he started. Chewy noticed she was going to get strangled right then and there. "Eep! Ok bye!" Chewy then zipped back out from where she came from. Damon just stood in total shock and confusion on where she had left. "Who the heck was that chick? …" Damon blinked several times. "Weird…dayshavo."

Disclaimer: I do not own The Vampire Diaries. All rights to it go to L. J. Smith and The CW. The only part of this story I actually own (as usual) is the character Chewy. :)

So? What do you guys think? This will surely annoy Damon. :) Please review and tell what you think! :D Oh, and just a little hint if you didn't already realize this story will continue to only be updated once a week. I only have time to post on weekends. :)