Another exciting chapter of the story! ENJOY!

The car is flying in the air.

Harry Ron! It's not normal for muggles to see a flying car. A flying Nissan car passes by. Maybe it is.

Ron I'll put on the invisibility booster on! Presses a button.

Harry Sure. Okay.

A few minutes later the car is visible.

Ron Oh no! The invisibility booster is faulted!

Harry No it isn't. Your just not pressing hard enough. Presses a button so hard the air bag comes out and hits him really hard.

Ron Well at least no muggles will see us at least.

Flying Car passes by a cemetary.

Susan Pevensie I'll love you all forever Peter, Edmund, and Lucy. Oh my god! A flying car!

Harry Right. Holy crap! A tree! steers steering wheel to the left.

Ron Oh cool! We're in the train tracks!

Harry and Ron hears a whistle from a train.

Harry Did you hear that?

Ron Huh what? I heard a dog whistle.

Harry Nevermind Pervert.

5 minutes later.

Harry Nothings here. Train comes from behind them and crushes them.

Ron HEY! Typer! We don't die yet!

Rewinding back to 5 minutes later.

Harry Nothings here. Hears train coming right behind them. Ahh!!!!!

Car turns left. Harry's about to fall from it.

Ron TAKE MY HAND!

Harry It's all sweaty!

Ron Pulls Harry back in the car. Well I used the floo powder to go to the Yellow River and I touched it. Doesn't really feel yellow. It feels like pee and poop put together.

Harry What!? You just- I just! Aw sick man!

5 seconds later.

Ron Are we there yet?

Harry Do you see anything labled HOGWARTS here?

Ron I think so. Points to a sign saying HEY STUPID!

Harry What an idiot.

In Hogwarts ground.

Ron Welcome home, Ron.

Harry Why are you talking to yourself?

Ron Because I'm stupid!

Harry Oh right.

Ron Decide right now Harry! Where should we land?

Harry The girls bathroom, The Broom Cupboard, a tree I don't care.

Ron Tree it is. Lands into a tree or as the story chapter says Whomping Willow.

Harry AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I didn't take that seriously! Oh my god! I'm going to die 5 books earlier!

Ron AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Mommy! Help me!

Harry and Ron Hugs each other in terror. AHHHHH!!!!!!!! STUPID MOTHER NATURE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!

Whomping Willow continues hitting the car.

Ron Takes his wand. STOP! STOP! STOP!

Harry You don't do it like that you doofus! Steals Ron's wand and continues waving Ron's wand until it breaks. It was worth a try.

Ron AHH!!!!!!!! My wand! Look at my wand. Why did you take my wand and not yours!?

Harry Well how awful would it be snapping your wand in half?

Ron Starts crying.

Harry Oh suck it up you big baby! We're still in the Whomping Willow! Ahh! Dodges a tree branch.

Ron My wand! My unicorn hair wand!

Harry Oh forget about your wand! We're about to be killed!

Ron Why is it my wand that snaps! Why not Harry's or Hermione's!? It's just not fair.

Harry We're going down! Take cover! Car falls down and Ron falls down and falls out from the window. I told you to hold on!

Ron I don't care! My wand is destroyed! Car pushes Harry and his luggages out. Ron's luggage comes out all ragged and destroyed. NOOOO!!!!!! Even my luggage gets destroyed! Starts crying.

Harry This is going to be a long day.

In the castle.

Harry SWEET! We didn't get caught!

Ron My wand and luggage did.

Filch Oh really! You didn't get caught. Harry and Ron turns around and sees Filch.

Harry and Ron AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Oh wait! It's only filch.

Harry and Ron sighs in relief.

Harry Filch?

Filch Ahahahahaha!!!

Harry and Ron AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Short chapter but still funny! The fifth chapter wll probably be updated in a few days. Sorry. Hoped you liked this chapter.