Aya,

(Oh no, it's Kenshin's nun sister) Uhh well I don't remember singing a Japanese song. If I did 'play' with you, even if it was not the thing I think it is. Kenshin will kill me.

Xu Shu


Jia Xu,

Who do the f*** do you think I am. I didn't study meteorology. And you know what, you're damn right I got self-confidence.

Xu Shu


Zhao Ang,

(He's alive! Damn. I might need Guo Jia later) Sorry I don't know so you're going to have to take care of the baby that's not yours. Good luck.

Xu Shu


Deng Ai,

And this concerns me how?

Xu Shu

Xu Shu,

Jin is part of Wei.

Deng Ai

Deng Ai

I'll just send Zhao Ang he has some steam to blow off.

Xu Shu


Zhao Ang,

Guess what I have a job for you. Go see Deng Ai he needs help and take a few soldiers with you.

Xu Shu


Deng Ai,

Reinforcements are on the way.

Xu Shu


Zhao Ang,

See? That was a good stress reliever right?

Xu Shu


Zhao Ang,

No? Here eat this.

*Inside the envelope is a Snickers Bar*

Xu Shu


Zhao Ang,

You're probably just hungry?

Xu Shu


Zhao Ang,

Exactly.

Xu Shu


Cai Wenji,

Okay come to my quarters.

Xu Shu


Cai Wenji walked to Xu Shu's room and she sees him sitting on his desk chair "Have a seat."

Xu Shu pointed to the seat across from him and Cai Wenji and she took a seat.

"Okay I'm going to ask you a simple question. Why do you want to be with Cao Cao?"

"It's not that I want to be with him. It's just that I owe so much to him and the only way I can repay him."

"Okay tell me why you want to be with Yue Jin."

"Oh my god. He is sooo hot, has a great personality, an awesome fighter, and really good in bed."

"That last part I didn't need to hear. Anyways I'm sure it's enough that you fight for Wei and play music for everybody. I bet you can live with Yue Jin happily."

"If only it were that easy."

"What do you mean."

"Lord Cao Cao and I got engaged two days ago." then Cai Wenji showed Xu Shu the giant diamond ring on her finger.

Xu Shu blinked for a few times to comprehend what he was seeing and after a few seconds of silence, Xu Shu spoke and rubbed his face simultaneously "Oh my god. Okay ummm, thanks for coming over and I just need to figure something out."

Then Cai Wenji left the room and Xu Shu sat in his chair thinking What am I doing here with my life?


Li Dian,

Okay here's what I got, Cao Cao and Cai Wenji are engaged and your friend and Cai Wenji are still banging so yeah. Help me out. Please.

Xu Shu