Summary : The ordinary people are getting suspicious, Dame-Tsuna is getting a bit popular... Okay, maybe a little bit too popular. They're ranging from love at first sight, the weird and the plain insane. And Tsuna is showing it to them unconsciously. Finally, its pay back time.
Okay, everyone, I'll make the opening quick. The reminders, this is a no pairing story, just family fluff. There are also OCs but they're just minor characters. I'm hurrying up now because you're all fast at reviewing. Thanks to :
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Yuu3 : First you want to kill me, second you want me to haunt you and now you love me? Are you pregnant or just mentally unstable? But I'll think of your confession. Thanks for the review!
Hisawa Kana : Is it because of Basil? The girls shame? My revenge? Tsuna? Or is it because I'm a bad parent? I bet on he last one. Thanks for reviewing!
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Okay! Finished! I'm in a hurry because my laptop broke down last night and I didn't save the file. Anyway, the disclaimer:
Katekyo Hitman Reborn is not ours, we're only just borrowing it. But this story is mine folks!
Okay, start!
Chapter 4 : Hibari Kyoya and Rokudo Mukuro
I never knew my life would end this way. He bumped into a student who shouted "Hey!" before moving away when he saw the people behind him. Lucky bastards. Actually I knew I would end up dead, but I imagined it more on the hands of Reborn if he killed me (read: massacre) than Hibari and Mukuro!
"Good thing you know, Tsuna."
Yeah, Reborn would most likely kill me more than- "HIEEE! Reborn!" Tsuna abruptly stopped.
"Ciaossu!"
"Don't 'Ciaossu' me, Reborn! You're at fault why I ended up this way!" Tsuna angrily snapped at his torturer/demon/tutor sitting atop his head in a sports uniform.
"You'd better hurry up, Dame-Tuna, I mean Tsuna. Your attackers are going to catch up with you." he deadpanned.
Tsuna looked back to see the said people really catch up to him. He shouted a "HIEEE!" Before running again.
"25 mph, not bad Tsuna, you definitely got better since last time. But, this is still not enough. Go faster, Dame-Tsuna, if you don't want to die."
"BUT THIS IS MY FASTEST!"
Reborn fired a blank shot to the air. In a new strength Tsuna didn't know, he ran faster.
Should I explain what happened? Then, I'll start.
Once upon a midnight, a young boy by the name of Kyouske walked the streets of Namimori to look for a vending machine. It was a peaceful night then, until that time. He heard noises around the corner where he decided to go. Being curious, he eavesdropped.
"Please don't fight here! We might disturb the neighbors!" shouted a voice he recognized as Dame-Tsuna's.
"Kufufufu, oya, oya, Skylark-kun, why are you getting in my way of taking Tsunayoshi's body?" said a mysterious voice.
Kyouske's only expression was the 'WTH?' and a blush on his cheeks.
"I'll bite you to death, pineapple hebivore." Kyouske shivered when he heard the voice, the impossible to forget, traumatizing voice of the dreaded prefect of Namimori Middle school which, coincidentally, where Kyouske goes to.
"Kufufufu, Skylark-kun, are you jealous?" replied an irritated voice.
At that moment, Kyouske ran away as far as possible because he knew in his guts that something bad is going to happen, no, screw his guts, something is going to happen if you piss off a Hibari Kyoya.
He ran, vending machine mission forgotten, and ran faster especially when he heard sounds of explosion and faint sound of "HIEEE!" in the distance.
When he got home and collapsed on his bed, he can't sleep. Who wouldn't if you heard the conversation of "Take Tsunayoshi's body..." "I'll bite you to death..." and "Are you jealous?..." from three guys, two he knows and goes to school with?
In the morning, Kyouske wobbled trough class and plopped down on his seat while a hit his head on the table.
"Dude are you oka- Woah, you are so not okay." his classmate by the name of Dan exclaimed.
Kyouske's face was what they call, a nightmare. his eyes are bloodshot, with bags underneath. His face was pale and his hair is messy. "Yeah, I had a sleepless night."
"What happened? Did you watch a scary movie or something?"
"No." He looked around quickly. He signaled his friend to come closer and whispered, "You see, it happened like this..." When he finished his story, he watched his friend's face changed from a shocked, to WTF? to embarrased to a smug look. "Please don't tell, I don't want Hibari-san to bite me to death."
His friend mumbled a "Sure, sure." as he walked away. By the time the morning bell rang, the story already circled the whole school. Kyouske could only wonder how fast could gossip go.
After a sleepless night of shouting and getting injured in the fight last night, Tsuna walked the school hallways along with Gokudera and Yamamoto. He noticed that everyone he passed by stopped what they're doing and stared at him. Even Gokudera stopped with his one-sided argument with Yamamoto to yell "STOP F**KING STARRING AT JYUUDAIME AND DO YOUR DAMN JOBS!"
Yamamoto just laughed and said, "They aren't starring, they're just looking."
Everyone just sweatdropped.
When they arrived at the classroom, the room immediately silenced and Tsuna knew something is wrong. Their classmates just stared at him until one of the girls named Yona broke it by bursting into tears. Then all hell broke lose.
"Is it really true?..."
"He got Hibari?..."
"Impossible..."
"I never knew he was that type..."
The voices goes on until a girl he recognized as Ruruko said a bit loudly. "First Gokudera and Yamamoto, then Basil-san, now Hibari-san?"
Everyone stopped to stare at the girl for her proclamation then at Gokudera and Yamamoto. Kyoko stood up and walked towards them.
"Tsuna-kun...Is it really true?"
"...What?...True? ...What?"
Kyoko blushed and glanced at the redder Chrome. "They said...gulp...That you were dating...um...Hibari-san."
The three froze in shock. Especially Tsuna who looked blank. "...Eh?" Then they heard the loud sound of another door opening at the other side of the room. Stood there is a pissed off Hibari Kyoya holding a bloodied tonfas from his earlier victims.
"Where is Sawada Tsunayoshi?"
Then mist filled the room and out emerged a very irritated and ashamed Rokudo Mukuro. "I'm going to scar him for life."
When they spotted him, Tsuna started shivering wildly. "HIEEE! No, no, its not my fault. Wai-" Gokudera and Yamamoto positioned themselves in front of him.
Reborn suddenly appeared out of nowhere and landed on a table between them. "Wait." Hibari and Mukuro stopped but continued glaring at him. Tsuna felt relieved. "Actually, there was a misunderstanding." Tsuna was now happy. Hibari and Mukuro now stared at the Arcobaleno. "Tsuna aren't dating any of them."
Tsuna nodded. "Yes, that's right."
"The truth is, they're just his suitors, he didn't say yes to any of them yet, right Tsuna?"
Tsuna nodded again. "Yeah, a misunder- WAIT, NO! I didn't- not yet- no-they never!"
Reborn fired a shot at the left of Tsuna who missed him in a hair's breath. "I'm not finished yet. And Gokudera and Yamamoto isn't Tsuna's suitors."
"Jyuudaime, is it true they confessed to you?"
"Hahaha, I knew you were cute but I only treat you as friend and family, Tsuna."
"No- They never- They wouldn't- I'm straight!"
"If Jyuudaime says so, he's straight! He's turning the prefect and pineapple-head down!"
"And Gokudera and Yamamoto are actually dating."
"HELL YEAH! JYUUDAIME IS TURNING THEM DOWN AND ME AND BASEBALL FREAK ARE ACTUALLY DATI- WHAT THE F*CK!" Gokudera blushed and yelled a lot of curses as everyone gasped. Even Tsuna's mouth dropped open.
"Hahaha, I never knew we were dating, Gokudera, hahaha."
"WE AREN'T, YOU IDIOT BASEBALL FREAK!"
"I'm sorry, Gokudera but I can't accept your feelings so..."
"NO! I JUST GOT INTO THE FLOW. Jyuudaime, me and that idiot are not dating. I'm straight too." Gokudera pleaded to his Jyuudaime.
"Its okay, Gokudera, Reborn got me too, I accidentally went with the flow." He stood straight as he looked at Hibari and Mukuro who's glares intensified. He gulped and stepped forward...and tripped on the foot of a chair. He accidentally pushed a table that hit another table that hit Hibari's side, causing him to trip to Mukuro and he fell on top of him and...well, if you're a fan of shoujo manga, you know what happened. Okay...let's lighten it. Hibari kissed Mukuro on the cheek.
Everyone gasped. Again. Tsuna now trembled in fear as he watched the so-much-pissed off prefect stand up and a almost-dead-from-shame and traumatized Mukuro from shock of defiling Chrome since, technically, he's just an illusion, stand up that you could see auras of anger and hate behind their backs, glare at him.
Tsuna let out a loud "HIEE!" as Gokudera could not bear the shock of what he said and Yamamoto was told by Reborn not to be helped because its his special training.
"It's all your fault, herbivore."
"You made him defile my Chrome."
"I'll bite you to death." Hibari raised his tonfas.
"I'll show you your worst nightmares, Sawada Tsunayoshi." Mukuro's trident appeared in his hand.
With a last "HIEEE!" He ran out of his classroom and on his tail are his most dangerous guardians looking for his blood.
Tsuna shivered in the cold, but mostly from fear, as he was cornered to the rooftop.
"Kufufufu. No where to run now, Sawada Tsunayoshi." Mukuro grinned maniacally.
"You'll pay for what you've done, herbivore."
Tsuna felt like they were both towering over him.
"Wait." A voice rang out. Again, Reborn appeared. "A minute please." He said to the two.
At least I lived for a minute more.
"Here." He handed Tsuna a paper.
"Um...what am I going to do with this?"
"Write your will."
"...Oh."
"Here, a pen." He handed Tsuna a fountain pen in red and gold with the Vongola crest.
Tsuna looked at it for a moment, the stared at his tutor who had a deadpanned expression before shrugging. I'm going to die anyway, what use it is if I complained for a more normal pen?
He wrote his will, which I won't tell you, and signed his name. Reborn handed him another paper full of writing.
"...What's this?"
"A get well note from your classmates."
"That was fast." he scanned it more. "Mom even wrote?"
"She thought its for school."
"...Okay. Tell them I said thanks."
Reborn nodded. He turned to Hibari and Mukuro. "Okay, you could start now."
At the hospital a few days later, Tsuna lay in bed.
Of all days, why did he pick getting sick now?
He grudgingly stared at the bed to his left, to find an asleep Hibari.
Of all days, why did she pick showing to her brother now?
He also grudgingly stared at the bed to his right, to find an unconscious Gokudera.
Why God? Why?
Tsuna started to tear up especially when he saw the door opening to find Dino, Lambo and I-pin.
I'm doomed.
Is it funny? Weird? Normal? And I want to say, I am not a yaoi fan, I like straight stories but I can't think of anything else so I wrote this remember, this has no pairings, you could think otherwise, of course, but I did this with the purpose of making you laugh. Thank you for your cooperation!
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If you want a scare, I could give some to you.
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