Smallville/Naruto

Secrets

Disclaimer: I do not own Smallville or Naruto; Smallville is owned by Warner Brothers television and its creators Alfred Gough and Miles Millar and is based on 'Superman' created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, the Manga series' Naruto' is owned by its creator Masashi Kishimoto and all characters featured in Naruto are the property of said author, all Smallville characters are owned by DC comics.

This work is strictly for Fan enjoyment and no profit is derived from it.

Fanfiction Written by; Dean Donnell.

Chapter 4

7:00 AM in the room of a certain fiery redhead in the Kent household the silence was abruptly broken as the clock radio switched on and the voice of an obnoxious female shock jock blared from the speaker.

"Good morning Kansas," the shock jock practically yelled out of the speaker "it's that time again and Leslie 'The Livewire' Willis is here to brighten up your morning and speak some truths about people in the public eye, or in today's case those who avoid it."

Tayuya cracked one eye open as she awoke casting a glare at the clock radio.

"Leslie fucking Willis," she muttered distaste obvious in her voice "why is that shit still on the air?"

"What is the deal with all these so called 'superheroes' coming out of the woodwork these days?" Willis asked "or more accurately what is the deal with the way folks seem to worship them?"

"Maybe because those superheroes are actually doing some good in society you stupid bitch," Tayuya muttered as she got out of bed and started changing into her street clothes.

"Heroes?-Hah, vigilantes I call em and even that's too kind."

"What a fucking stupid bitch of a shock jock," Tayuya said to no one in particular as she finished changing.

"Seriously people wake up," Willis continued to rant "you're being lied to; nobody is that nice for free."

"You mean you aren't," Tayuya muttered as she reached over and hit the snooze button "just shut the fuck up already."

Running her fingers through her long red hair Tayuya picked up her school bag and headed downstairs as she got to the bottom of the staircase she heard the sound of the front door opening, a moment later she heard Clark speaking.

"Lois," Clark's voice drifted to her ears, and Tayuya could clearly catch the slight teasing undertone "I wish I could say I was happy to see you but we both know I'd be lying."

"Keep the sarcasm to yourself Smallville," a female voice that could only be this Lois Lane that Tayuya had heard about replied "this is important, a certain Lionel Luthor who you happen to know took a swan dive from forty floors up last night."

Tayuya walked toward the front door, she had to find out more about this-chances were Lex Luthor was behind it; Clark and the woman known as Lois Lane came into view just as Clark found his voice to speak again.

"Is there any evidence of foul play?" Clark asked.

"None," Lois replied with a shrug "the investigators have ruled it a suicide."

"Did they happen to find a-locket on his person?" Tayuya asked as she walked closer.

"They didn't find anything like that," Lois replied as she turned in Tayuya's direction "it's funny when Patricia Swann was murdered I suspected that Lionel was behind it, I guess the guilt got to him-who would have thought a man like that actually had a heart?"

No locket, Tayuya thought grimly that means that Lex WAS behind this, and now he knows that Lionel didn't have the other key he's gonna start checking out Clark and all of us until he finds it.

From the look in Clark's eyes as he looked back at Tayuya apparently he had come to the same conclusion.

"I'm guessing that you're Tayuya right?" Lois asked conversationally, then one corner of her mouth quirked up in a smile "Clark's newly adopted little sister who curses every second word."

"And you must be Lois Lane," Tayuya retorted; a smirk forming on her own face "the woman who never shuts up and is always looking for ways to annoy people."

"I don't look for ways to annoy everybody," Lois denied "just Clarkie here."

"Clarkie?" Tayuya asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Don't ask," Clark insisted, raising his hands in front of him as he did.

"Well if you won't tell her maybe I should Smallville" Lois offered.

"No," Clark insisted.

"It's like this," Lois began "when Clark here first brought Shelby into this house-."

"Lois," Clark snapped "that's enough if you breathe a word of that story to my little sister I'll start pestering Chloe for the most embarrassing story regarding you that she can remember and write it up for Ollie's enjoyment."

"Fine-you win" Lois relented.

Now Tayuya was really curious.

"You should be getting ready for school Tayu" Clark reminded the young girl "you don't want to end up getting even more detention."

"Right" Tayuya realized "shit-the last thing I want is to be late."

"Got in trouble at school?" Lois asked.

"I kinda lost my temper and beat the shit out of the school bully yesterday," Tayuya confirmed as she rushed to get her breakfast.

"I can relate," Lois nodded as she and Clark followed the young girl inside "I used to get in trouble at school all the time."

"Or you would have if had you actually bothered to attend school," Clark corrected her "most of the time you got caught out for absenteeism."

"I attended" Lois insisted defensively.
"Yeah," Clark replied with a grin "like about ten percent of the time."

"Why don't you two just get married already?" Tayuya remarked dryly.

Clark made a face and shuddered at the thought.

"Ugh, don't suggest things like that sis," he begged drawing a chuckle from Tayuya.

"You're not that bad Smallville," Lois remarked "I could tolerate being married to you if I really had to."

"I was talking about you Lois," Clark replied "you're not exactly easy to get along with."

Tayuya smirked, listening to the banter with half an ear as she poured the milk over her Wheaties.

This is the best morning entertainment ever; Tayuya thought to herself beats the shit out of the fucking 'Livewire'.