Buried Relic 48th Floor

"Seriously Deoxys… Why didn't you… Tell me this dungeon was so long?" said Lyle, exhausted.

"I didn't know it mattered. Wait, are you tired already?" asked Deoxys.

"YES! If you would have told me this dungeon was 100 floors-"

"99 floors," said Deoxys.

"99 floors, then I would have prepared! I literally didn't bring any food!" said Lyle.

"You have an oran berry," said Deoxys.

"You're right. I'll wait until I'm almost dead because of hunger, and then I'll eat it and be fully healed. It won't fill me up much, but it will work for now," said Lyle.

"I'll teleport around and see if I can find the stairs," said Deoxys.

"Can't you just teleport us to the end?" asked Lyle.

"Of course not, that's not how Mystery Dungeons work. I can only teleport us around the floor," said Deoxys.

"Okay, do that, and I'll stay here and don't move to save my energy," said Lyle. Deoxys teleported away. A few minutes later, he came back.

"What took you so long?" Lyle asked.

"This floor is huge. By the way, I found a reviver seed. So if you faint, you'll get another chance," said Deoxys.

"Cool," said Lyle. "Did you find the stairs?"

"Yes, actually. I'll teleport you there," said Deoxys. So they went to the next floor.

"Now only 50 more floors," said Deoxys.

"That doesn't make me feel any better," said Lyle. "That's gonna take hours."

"Well, there's no way to speed it up," said Deoxys.

"What about with pure seeds?" asked Lyle.

"I mean, I suppose that would work, but we don't have any," said Deoxys.

"That's okay, we'll just use the stash behind you," said Lyle. Deoxys turned around. There was at least 20 pure seeds.

"Well, what do you know?" he said.

"I know that I should eat them, since I'm starving," Lyle said.

"That will get us up about 23 floors," said Deoxys.

"It's a good thing we don't have those crappy toolboxes that rescue teams use," said Lyle.

"Actually, I heard this continent had a lot of rescue teams," said Deoxys.

"Hmm, by the way. Isn't it a little odd that there'd be 23 fresh pure seeds in a pile, right next to the entrance to this floor?" asked Lyle.

"Either the person who's following us did it, or some pokemon on this floor likes these. One way or another, let's take them," said Deoxys.

"Okay," said Lyle. A few minutes later. "Yep, somebody definitely lives on this floor, look at this nice lamp," said Lyle.

"Wait, that's not a lamp," said Deoxys. Suddenly, the lamp grew two dark blue eyes, and lit up.

"Well, whatever. It's a lampent. I was close," said Lyle.

"What the hell, why did you take my pure seeds you little douche!?" asked the lamp.

"Because I'm starving, and I'm trying to get to the last floor," said Lyle.

"(Hmm, I can't fight to get them back, since this guy is probably stronger than me.)" whispered the Lampent. "Listen, I know this dungeon like the back of my tendril. I'll bring you to the end if you give me back my pure seeds," said the lamp.

"I don't know, it would just be easier to use the seeds," said Lyle.

"Those seeds will only get you up 23 floors. I can bring you to the end," said the Lampent.

"But I'm starving," said Lyle. "I'll just faint before we reach the end."

"I'll supply you with food then. I've lived here my whole life, so I have a stockpile of food," said the Lampent.

"How do I know I can trust you?" asked Lyle.

"What could I do? I have nothing better to do than lead you anyway. Although… It's probably a bad idea to go to the end. There's a really strong Pokemon there. His name is-"

"Moon, yeah I know. How strong could he be anyway?" asked Lyle.

"Anyway, let's go already," said the Lampent.

"One more thing, I have no idea what to call you," said Lyle.

"My name's Phase. Although, ghosts don't go by their real names. But that's what you'll call me," said Phase.

"Okay. Anyway, let's go," said Lyle.

Lapras Travel Liner

"Hello Sienna, we're going to Atmos," said Mr. Money.

"Hi, how is your team doing?" asked Sienna.

"Good. How are you?" asked Rodium.

"Are we going to leave already?" asked Ember.

"For once I agree," said Mr. Money.

"ACTUALLY, THERE HAS BEEN OTHER TIMES WHEN YOU HAVE AGREED WITH EMBER," said Metal Claw.

"Like when?" asked Mr. Money.

"LIKE WHEN HE SAID SARCASTICALLY THAT YOU WERE A 'GREAT' LEADER," said Metal Claw.

"Yeah, I guess I did-wait a minute," said Mr. Money.

"Well, we should be going," said Sienna.

"Good idea," said Ember. So Team Gold left to go to Atmos. When they got there, they were in for a surprise.

"Oh, Team Gold, I didn't expect you to be here," said a Mismagius.

"Oh, hello Witch and Frost," said Mr. Money said to the Mismagius and Froslass.

"What about me?" said a Banette.

"Well, honestly we care more about Frost and Witch," said Ember.

"Come on, Ember. We care about Revenge and Blindness too," said Rodium.

"Well, you do Rodium," said Mr. Money. The Banette and Sableye sighed.

"At least I have a girlfriend," said Revenge.

"Well, I'm married so stop trying to be cool," said Mr. Money.

"I was talking to Ember, who's one of the lesser known people of Team Gold," said Revenge.

"Do you wanna go?!" asked Ember. The Banette looked at him nervously.

"No, I don't really want to fight a dragon," he said.

"That's what I thought," said Ember.

"Baby," said Blindness, rolling her crystal eyes. Or, implying that she was trying to.

"Anyway, what are you doing?" asked Mr. Money.

"Oh, nothing important. You?" asked Witch.

"Oh, we're studying this thing," said Mr. Money, pointing at Rodium, who showed Witch the Disc.

"Oh, so you have the Disc of Creation," said Frost.

"Yeah, but how did you know what it is? Not even Metal Claw could tell us at first," asked Mr. Money.

"Well, I know a few things about relics. Where'd you find it?" the Froslass asked.

"Twisted Crags, right next to Goldmine Village. Surprisingly, we hadn't explored the full dungeon until just a few days ago," said Mr. Money.

"Anyway, we both probably have wasted enough time. Let's continue on with our things," said Witch.

"Alright. Bye the way, can you tell us where Oddity Cave is?" asked Mr. Money.

"I'll just give you a map I got from Baram Town. In fact, I think you should either visit there or Pokemon Square. There's shops there that would be useful to visit," said Frost.

"Okay, well let's go," said Rodium. "I'll hold the map."

"I think George should hold it," said Ember.

"Why do you call me George instead of Mr. Money? Also, I can't hold things obviously," Mr. Money said.

"Then I could hold it," said Ember.

"No you can't," said Mr. Money.

"What about Metal Claw?" asked Ember.

"I'm literally the only one on this team that can hold things," said Rodium.

"Fine," said Ember. "Let's visit Baram Town first, because it's closer, by the way."

"Agreed," said Mr. Money.

So team gold went to Baram Town.

"Wow, there's not as much here as I expected. I guess Pokemon Square is the capital, so it would have more," said Mr. Money.

"Yeah, but that doesn't mean that the only business here is the Kecleon shop. And the cafe I guess," said Rodium.

"Whatever. We need supplies anyway, since our 'great leader' didn't bring any," said Ember.

"Oh yeah, and my 'non-mediocre teammate' Ember didn't remind me," said Mr. Money.

"Touche," said Ember.

"I wish you guys would shut up," said Rodium.

"Anyway, let's go to the Kecleon Shop," said Mr. Money.

Lily Pond, Archiea, the rock continent

"So, Slime, where do you suppose we could find adventure?" asked Grimy, still smoking weed.

"Well, let's go to Lily Town. Unfortunately, I heard it's far from here. It might take us days to get-"

"Oh, there it is. Let's go," said Grimy.

"Wait, where are we?" asked Slime. "I could have sworn..."

"Well, you could've, but it would be rude to most people," said Grimy.

"It's an expression," said Slime.

"I knew that. Don't you know what sarcasm is?" asked Grimy.

"I'm starting to get a feeling that you don't," said Slime.

"Well, that's why it's just a feeling. Anyway, let's go already," said Grimy.

"Where in Lily Town should we go first?" asked Slime.

"We should go to Leaf's Guild," said Grimy.

"Will he mind you smoking weed in there?" asked Slime.

"Why?" asked Grimy.

"Because it's illegal in most places," said Slime.

"WHAT?! Why? Weed is awesome," said Grimy.

"Frankly I'm not sure," said Slime.

"Anyway, those po-pos can jump in a ditch," said Grimy.

"That's kind of mean," said Slime.

"Sorry," said Grimy. "But I'm still not gonna follow stupid laws. What's next, a law against breathing? Fun? I just want to live the high life."

"I'm sure nobody's going to enforce it," said Slime.

Lily Town

"BZZT, BZZT. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR DRUG ABUSE," said a Magneton.

"I didn't attack the drug, I just smoked it," said Grimy.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT DRUG ABUSE IS," said the Magneton.

"Anyway, I'm not going to jail, and I'm not putting down this weed. I grew it on the top of my own head," said Grimy.

"WELL, IF YOU WON'T COME WILLINGLY, I'LL DRUG YOU THERE," said the cop.

"NO!" Grimy yelled, and then punched the officer into a wall, causing him to create a huge crater. He could see fear in all three of the officer's eyes.

"BUT… YOU'RE JUST AN ODDISH!" it said.

"Shut up, you idiot. I told you, I'm not coming with you. If you won't listen to me, then you'll face the consequences. This is your last warning, before I end you," Grimy said in a very evil voice.

"Grimy, what's wrong with you? This isn't like you," said Slime.

"Hmm, I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, what happened to that Magneton?" he asked. The officer was knocked out.

"Hmm, my level seems to have gone up a lot. Did I do that? I don't remember…" Grimy said.

"Wait, really? You don't remember punching that guy into a wall?" asked Slime.

"Oh no, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to," Grimy said.

"WHAT ARE YOU?" asked the cop as they walked away.

"Time to go to Leaf's guild. I heard they have fun stuff there. Like adventures," said Grimy.

"Yeah, maybe we should sign up," said Slime.