Thanks to my reviewers:
Koharu Kage- Yup a mysterious stalker isn't it great for Naruto?
shadow'ofthe'night 13- You really think the stalker is you know who. Well we'll see.
Stavi- You think Sasuke already likes Naruto? Hmmm...
Previously:
Naruto goes to see Jiraiya, realizing what the potion had done to him. Then figured out this was the best way to get his revenge on Sasuke and anyone else that ticked him off.
Though Naruto's stupidity might have cost him with that mysterious stalker.
Now:
The fog vanished, as Naruto could see the night clear as ever as day. He was on the ground in shock.
''What the heck was that? Who did that? Oh my god!…Come on out I'll take you down!''
Naruto's legs were shaking as he spoke, so he's not really confident that he could beat up the guy.
''Sasuke, if that was you that's not funny! Gaara, you too! Bushy brow, are you around? Shikamaru?''
Naruto looked around, realizing no one was around so he ran home, faster than the speed of lightning.
''Yaah! Yikes!''
He was real scared, as he arrived home he saw candles lit everywhere, in every corner and came another scream, as he saw a man walking to him.
''Aahh! Waah!……oh it's you, pervy sage.''
''What are you yelling about now?''
''Someone…kis..sed…me.''
''Isn't that what you wanted?''
''But in the fog a stranger kissed me.''
''Was it Sasuke?''
''Hmmm…I don't know.''
Naruto continued to stare at all of the candles.
''Why are you lighting candles in my home?''
''Cause it's dark. I need light to write my next story.''
''I thought you needed inspiration, huh pervy sage?''
''You are my inspiration to Secret Lovers.''
''What? What?''
''You're love with Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Sasuke and Gaara.''
''I love Sakura!''
'Then, why make Sasuke jealous?''
''It's not like it's working.''
''I made a stronger potion just in case. The thing about this one is……..''
Once again Naruto gulped the whole bottle without letting Jiraiya finish what he was saying.
''Why do you always do that, you idiot?''
Jiraiya smacked Naruto across his head.
''Oww! Why are you always yelling and hitting me?''
''Cause you need it.''
The next day Naruto was so excited to try the stronger potion out. He ran into the village assuring himself that he knew he could not only humiliate but find out who that person was last night. Naruto went to the pond and found Shikamaru staring into the sky.
''Shikamaru, what are you doing?''
''Looking at the beautiful sky. Though it still doesn't glisten like you do.''
Shikamaru smiled at Naruto, as Naruto began twitching. Shikamaru walked over to Naruto. He placed his hands around Naruto's waist. Then, Naruto karate chopped Shikamaru's head. Shikamaru fell to the ground.
''I knew it was you! The minute I start talking to you…''
''What are you talking about?''
''You know exactly what! Stalker! Last night right after I kissed Rock Lee and Sasuke left. You came….''
''You did what? With whom?''
''I do have a big mouth. If you didn't then who did?''
''How could you? I bought you food. And you betray me for the kid with a Moe hair cut. What a drag. Now I have to go look for another love.''
Shikamaru walked away from Naruto. Naruto was unsure if Shikamaru was telling the truth or not. But he decided to go into town. He was running into town and bumped into another person carrying things in his hands. Naruto fell on top of the person, looking straight into the dark eyes of Neji.
''Neji?''
''Naruto, what are you doing?''
''That's my question.''
''Just carrying some things for Lord Hiashi.''
Neji let go of the things in his hands, as he placed his hands on the sides of Naruto's face, which was bringing him, closer. Naruto jumped up and out of Neji's grasp.
''It was you?! You were the one last night! I never expected it out of you!''
The entire town with all of the guys looked at Naruto and chased after him. The potion wasn't just working on his friends but every guy around. Jiraiya, on the branch of a tree continued to watch and make notes of everything.
''Brillant, brat. I think I have enough to begin Secret Lovers. How long will this last?''
Meanwhile Naruto was still running and saw someone up ahead.
''Whoever you are, will you help me? These maniacs won't stop chasing me!''
Naruto saw whom he'd just asked for help. In Naruto's thoughts ''Awe damn damn damn.''
The person was Sasuke, he continued to smile a devious one.
Sasuke grabbed hold of Naruto's arm as he jumped from tree to tree. Faster than ever that no one could reach them. Sasuke took Naruto around the town in a circle, which confused everyone. They arrived at a hideout.
''I can't believe you saved me. Of all the people in this people in the world why you?''
''That's just the way it goes. You're the loser who always needs to be saved.''
''You're right, Sasuke. And I think I owe you. How about a big kiss?''
Naruto ran in front of Sasuke. Naruto's hands pulled on Sasuke's shirt bringing his face closer. Until Naruto smashed his lips on Sasuke's, Sasuke was wide-eyed now. He tried to break free of the kiss, he pushed Naruto away but it was Naruto who broke the kiss.
Sasuke began twitching and got a real angry face.
''You idiot! What the Hell was that? I'm not gay!''
''Really. I thought you were. You're quite feminine for a guy, Sasuke. And I'm pretty sure you're the one who stalked me last night.''
''Die, Naruto! If I have to I will kill you! You bastard!…..Wait, haven't you been asking everyone if they stalked you last night? Why is that? Also, people are chasing after you. Why is that?''
''Well, someone did stalk me. I keep thinking it's you because the damn po….never mind.''
''No, finish the statement or I'll kill you!''
''I forgot what I was going to say. Besides either way you'd kill me. Though now I must find Gaara and Rock Lee. Goodbye Sasuke, my other love.''
Naruto smiled at Sasuke and jumped out of the window as Sasuke began calming himself down.
''What did that fool do?''
Outside was Jiraiya still writing notes.
''Secret Lovers. A tale of Naruto's many lovers. All thanks to a potion for the sake of love.''
Okay um well that was hopefully a good chapter I think. Anyways as always please read and review. Love me or Flame me cause I'm waiting with a shield and a sword. Yeah right but still keep tuning in.