Ken: I love yaoi! -_-?!
Chapter 4
Nitome groaned as she held her head. She blacked out when Tobi came into the room. All she remembered was a purple cloud of smoke. Nitome's blue eyes widen when she noticed her hands were small. She looked at her reflection in the T.V. Nitome started to gasp in shock.
"Holy crap!" she shouted awaking the others. The woman inhaled sharply as she observed the others state. Shima and Tobi got up from the floor, but they were closer to it then before. Fuji groaned in annoyance as the sunlight hit her eyes, but now she could see everything alot more clearer and closer.
Itachi looked around the room, he pretty much figured out what happened. "Uhh, Tobi what was in that vile?" Nitome asked, running her hand through her black hair. "Uhh... there wasn't a lable on it, Nitome-chan." Tobi stated.
Shima looked at Nitome. "Y-you're in chibi form!" she exclaimed. "We all are!" Nitome declared. "May I ask what 'chibi form' is?" the raven asked, crossing his arms. Shima turned away from Itachi, he looked hot normally but now he looked so cute. She couldn't take it.
Nitome took this action as a sign to tell him instead. "Chibi form is a Japanese style of animation, basically we're short, have bigger heads and...cuter." she explained. Itachi mentally groaned but kept his cool expression.
Tobi was just glad that his mask was in chibi form as well, he didn't want anyone to see his face. "Fuck!" Everyone turned their attention to Fuji who was plucking at her hair and face. "I'm, I'm fucking puny! I'm not intimidating at all!" Nitome rolled her eyes, only Fuji would be more concerned about scaring the shit out of people.
"Itachi, when do you think the effects of the poison should wear off?" Nitome asked. Itachi looked down to the floor then back at Nitome. "I estimate six or five days. Maybe longer." Nitome exhaled, lifting her bangs off her forehead.
Shima went into the bathroom to look at herself. She never thought that she would look this cute in chibi form, her brown eyes were larger and shiner, her purple highlights in her hair looked brighter. Who knew being in chibi form was so awesome?
Back in the living room Itachi and Nitome were discussing their predicament. Nitome looked at Fuji like she was nuts. "What the heck are you doing?" she asked while Fuji touched her own breast. "What?" she whined but continued her action. "Stop molesting yourself." Nitome groaned. "It's just that my boobs have never been this fucking small before." she said. Nitome pushed Fuji's hands away from her chest area.
"Stop. It." she said with frown. Fuji sighed in aggravation but stopped. "Nitome, we should inform the oth-" "Holy Jashin!" They all turned to see a shocked Hidan. He was dirty also from the mission. "Hey, Hidan." Fuji greeted.
"Uhh, What the fuck is going on?" he asked as he walked over to the chibies. "It's a long story, Hidan." Itachi said. "Tobi + dare = this." the female Jashinist stated before crossing her arms as Hidan began to poke her. She swatted his arm, alerting him she was angry.
"What? You look like a fucking barbie doll or some shit!" he said getting another punch in the gut. "Shut up! I feel like a fucking pussy!" she said, narrowing her eyes at him. Nitome and Itachi ignored the arguing Jashinists and proceeded to the kitchen to think this through.
"Itachi, are you sure we should tell the others?" Nitome asked, fiddling with her fingers. "Do you have a reason why we shouldn't?" Nitome had to admit, he had a good question. But she just didn't want Sasori to find out and the poison effects should wear off before they return.
"Never mind, we can tell them." She said. Itachi nodded as he left the room. Tobi then joined her at the table. "Don't worry, Nitome-chan." he assured. "We won't be in chibi form for ever." Nitome looked at his with sad eyes. "That's not what I'm worried about, Tobi." she said."It's just...*sigh*...I just hope Sasori-san doesn't find out." Tobi nodded.
"Whoa, you weren't kidding, Itachi." Nitome and Tobi turned to see Kisame with chibi Itachi by his side. "Since when do I ever kid, Kisame?" He said. Kisame walked over to Nitome and Tobi. "Itachi already told me what happened." The shark said with a toothy grin.
"All this over truth or dare?" he asked. "Hey, it could've been worse." Nitome said. "Maybe, especially is Hidan was involved." Kisame said earning a 'Fuck you' from said man. The three chuckled with the exception of a certain raven.
"I think we should stay inside until the effects wear off." Itachi said. Nitome's eyes widened. "But we're out of food, I didn't get the chance to go shopping yet." At that exact moment Kisame's stomach growl, hinting that he was hungry. Nitome groaned. "I guess we'll have to go out, we should be fine, no one will attack us. But to be on the safe side we should bring one of you guys with us." They all agreed.
"I volunteer!" Kisame eagerly said, yearning food. Nitome nodded and chuckled. "Alright, lets go." Tobi and the woman leaped off their chairs and put on their shoes. Nitome was just glad that her shoes were in chibi form as well.
Kisame tapped his foot impatiently when Shima came into the room. He turned and looked at her, the shark had to admit, she looked cute in this form. He shook his head to clear his thoughts as he inched towards her. Shima glanced up at him and smiled. "Where are you all going?" she asked. "To the grocery store. And if we don't get there soon I'll pass out." Kisame said glaring at Nitome who scoffed.
"Can I come?" she asked, not caring if people saw her like that. "Sure." Nitome said as she stood up. "I'm fucking coming too!" Fuji said running over to the door. The others didn't mind and let her tag along leaving Hidan and Itachi in the penthouse.
The raven was surprised that Hidan didn't go with Fuji but question why. He took a chair at the table while Hidan sat on the couch, watching some shows on TruTV.
"Nitome, where's the list?" Kisame asked as the girls and him headed off to the store. "I didn't make one." she plainly said getting a gasp out of the shark. "What?! How are we suppose to get what we need without getting what we want? There's a difference!" Nitome smirked. "I know what we need. But if it makes you feel better I'll make one at the store." Kisame sighed, hoping she knew what she was doing.
He looked down when he felt a tug on his shirt. His eyes met brown ones. "It'll be okay, Kisame. She's kinda a mom when it comes to stuff like this." she assured. Nitome's eyebrow twitched in annoyance at the comment. Kisame laughed nervously as he rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment. Was he really making such a big deal out of a shopping trip, answer, he was.
Meanwhile in behind them Fuji was doing what Fuji's do. Trick, steal and device. She's been going into store asking for things, saying she only had 'this many' holding up 5 fingers getting coos from the store cashiers.
Now she had a stuffed animal, a slushy and a cupcake. Life of a chibi was awesome for the female Jashinist.
They finally arrived to the grocery store. Nitome then asked Kisame to get them a couple of baskets while she organized the teams. "Okay, Fuji and I will handle the frozen foods while Kisame and Shima, you guys are on dry food duty." She said handing a list over to the other party.
"Okay, we all meet back at the registers in 30 minutes or less?" Shima asked handing the list to Kisame. Nitome nodded as she and Fuji walked off in search of the frozen section. Kisame and Shima strolled off as well.
The shark grabbed box after box, he knew he should've at least ate something back at the penthouse. One should never go shopping hungry. Shima looked over to Kisame who looked famished and so she came up with an idea. "Kisame, stay right there. I'll be back." she said running off down the aisle leaving a confused Kisame behind.
The shark sighed but stayed put, he started reading the ingredients of the food to past the time when Shima came back with something behind her back. "Here." She said with a smile as she handed him an apple. "I already paid for it so it might curb your appetite for a while." Kisame replayed with a thank you before biting into the fruit.
Shima giggled as juice dripped down his chin. She wiped the liquid off of him without a second thought. Kisame looked at her but smiled as they continued shopping.
Meanwhile in the freezer section Fuji grabbed cartons of eggs, milk, yogurt and whipped cream. Nitome noticed the necessary object. "Sore wa nani?" she asked wondering what was with it. "Kore wa, itazura no tameda." Fuji answered in a hushed tone, saying it was for pranks.
Nitome allowed her to purchase it, as long as she didn't pull any pranks on her. She began to reach for a packet of frozen vegatables, but it was out of reach. 'The setbacks of being in chibi form.' she sighed to herself when suddenly the packet was in her hands, but another hand was connected to the packet.
The owner was a man with short, black hair, light green eyes and a friendly smile. "Here." he said. Nitome smiled back and laid the packet in the basket. "Thank you, sir." she said as she started to walk away. But the man followed her. "My name is Ritudo." he introduced himself. Nitome smirked. "I'm Nitome." she said, being careful not to say her full name.
"Well, Nitome. Would you like to have dinner with me?" he asked shyly. Before Nitome could answer Fuji ran in between the two. "Stop right there. She already has a boyfriend so fuck off, bitch." she said frightening Ritudo. Nitome could've sworn that she heard him say 'I'm sorry for troubling you' as he disappeared at the end of the aisle.
Nitome glanced at Fuji who seemed annoyed by the man's flirting. "Fuji, I think you went a little far, don't you think?" she asked getting a scoff. "No, I don't. And don't you find it fucking disturbing that he hit on you while you were looking like...that?" She had a point, but he could've mistaken Nitome for a small person.
"A little, but for now let's get back to Shima and Kisame." Fuji nodded as the girls left for the registers.
As Nitome and Kisame unloaded the food unto the conveyer belt Fuji and Shima sat by the doors, the female Jashinist's foot tapping. Suddenly her ears heard something. She turned to see an ice cream truck driving slowly pass the store.
Fuji's stomach got the better of her and she dashed of in the direction of the truck. "Fuji!" Shima whispered, not trying to alarm Nitome and Kisame. The priest ran up to the truck, arms flailing, shouting 'stop!' when the truck slowed down.
Shima finally caught up with with Fuji as the girl took a bite out of her ice cream cone. "You ran all this way for some ice cream?" Shima asked. "Fuck yeah. This particular ice cream truck has the best fucking ice cream ever!" Fuji said licking the frozen dairy treat.
"Come on. Nitome and Kisame are probably worried sick." she said as they headed towards the grocery store when suddenly a woman stopped the two. Her gray hair indicated that she was of old age, she wore a plain, dark lavender kimono "Where are your parents?" she asked genuinely concerned. Fuji scoffed. "They're at the store, lady." she said pulling away from the lady.
"Now, now. Let's go, you two." she said grabbing their hands. Fuji tried to resist, but this old woman had a strong grip. Shima pouted, she just hoped that Nitome and Kisame found them soon.
Ken: This actually happened to me once, not the chibi thing (i wish), the old lady thing when I was lost. :) lol