Disclaimer: I own nothing really if I did Sam and Carly would have been kissing right after the first season. Natsuki and Shizuru would have had no big issues and the show would have showed them as a very happy couple after carnival. Michiru and Haruka would have never been called cousins in the US. Well that list goes on and on. All I do own is my Frank yes I named my computer, some menthol smokes one pack at a time and one two litter of mountain dew at a time.

Sam was well on her way to the lunch room where she would find stuffed crust pizza and Carly, but she stopped when she heard what sounded like Carly crying. She followed the sound and soon found Carly leaning up against the wall crying like someone just killed a puppy. She rushed over to her.

"What's wrong cupcake?" Sam asked wiping away her tears with the sleeve of her long sleeve shirt.

"It's nothing Sam it's ok," she said with a hiccup.

"No, no, no, you are crying that means it is not ok. It means I find out who did it then I make them cry even harder," Sam said then started looking around to see if she could find what made Carly cry. "Come on Carls just tell me who or what did this so I can go hurt it then we can eat lunch before the bell rings." Sam said cracking her knuckles.

"No, I don't want you to get in trouble, you have already been to the office once today." Carly said her eyes wide with worry.

"Well now I know it's a who and not a what, so tell me cupcake who made you cry." Sam said in a calculating tone.

"First you have to promise you won't do anything that will get you kicked out of school, arrested, or in trouble." Carly said seriously, holding her hands as if that would make her stay put.

"You know I don't make promises like that," Sam said in an almost whiny tone.

"Then I can't tell you about it," she determined.

"Fine, I won't do anything that will get me in any kind of trouble with the school or any form of law enforcement." She relented.

"Well it was Jake Crandall I over heard him talking to one of his friends about how he dumped Stephanie, and he said something about getting with me and when his friend said if he got with me he would never get laid. He made a bet that he would be able to get in my pants in a week." She said in a single breath.

Sam looked at her then to the door of the lunchroom, she clenched her teeth and cracked her knuckles and started for the door. Carly put the food she had down and tackled Sam down.

"You promised," she said in accusation.

"That was before I knew what that nub said and I didn't ankle shake on it," she said through gritted teeth.

"Please Sam it's not worth you getting in trouble for," she said trying to keep a squirming Sam pinned under her.

"But he can't get away with saying things like that about you, and if you walk away now and go to the lockers you have plausible deniability." Sam said flipping them over pinning Carly.

"Please Sam," she said in a near whisper.

Sam moved to get up and continue going to the lunchroom. Carly in a desperate bid to save her from trouble wrapped her arms around Sam's neck and pulled her down and crushed her lips with her own in an almost painful kiss. Sam froze the second Carly's lips touched hers but soon started to melt under the passion that Carly kissed her with and was soon kissing her back. Carly was the first to break the kiss. She pulled back looking up at Sam.

"Broom closet?" She asked blushing.

"Ok," Sam said nodding her head yes.

Freddie got to lunch late because the football team left the locker room a mess again and being the good manager that he is cleaned it up. He was expecting Sam and Carly to already be at their usual table but no one was there so he sat down and started to eat. 'Pizza a dollar twenty five extra fries from the lunch lady a smile and a complement on her hair net a lunch that Sam doesn't eat half of priceless.' He thought smiling to him self. He was almost done with his fries when his thought started nagging him too much for him to finish. 'I have never finished my fries without Sam at least taking half of them. Something has to be off and Carly told me she was called to the office first class so they are probably in the office.' He thought pushing what remained of his fries around his plate. He got up and put his trash in the can and went looking for his friends. He went to the office first and walked up to the front desk.

"Have you seen Sam or Carly," he asked the secretary.

"I haven't seen Shay but Pucket left about twenty minutes ago," she said looking up at him over her paperback.

"Thanks anyway," he said as he left to check the lockers.

He walked through the halls and couldn't find a trace of them and he started thinking, 'Where does Sam go when she gets into trouble.'

(Flash back)

"Hey Carly where's Sam I haven't seen her all day neither has Gibby and it's making us twitchy."

"She got in trouble for violating the teacher's lounge," she said with a sigh

"So she got suspended or expelled," he said drifting off to his happy Sam free place.

"No she got a month of after school detention and she has to help clean up the teacher's lounge so she is probably hiding in the boiler room."

"Why would she hide in the boiler room?"

"It's where the janitor keeps his fat cakes," she said with a giggle.

(End of flash back)

Freddie snapped his fingers and ran down the stairs and to the boiler room. He opened the door with the caution sign and found Stephanie Jeffers head cheerleader the most popular girl in school sitting on the dirty floor surrounded by fat cake wrappers crying her eyes out. Freddie walked over to her moved some of the wrappers away and sat next to her.

"I know this is going to sound dumb and it is obvious that you are not but are you alright."

"No not really," she said sobbing harder.

"Well I hear it helps to talk about it and I am well kind of a geek so no one would listen to me even if I did repeat it, but I won't repeat it that is."

"I was just dumped by Jake again," she said trying to dry her eyes with the sleeve of her shirt.

"Here," Freddie said pulling a travel pack of tissues from his pocket and handing them to her. "No one as pretty as you should be crying over a guy as stupid as Jake Crandall. I guess he has some looks if you go for the I am a walking ad for dumb but good looking and he can play the guitar I give him that but you can do so much better than him. I know guys who would give up the use of a body part just to talk to you." He said rubbing her back as she sobbed.

"Your Freddie Benson right you do the Tec stuff for iCarly," she asked calming down.

"Yes that's me Fredward Benson Tec geek extraordinary and a full time sucker for all crying girls," he said smiling at her. He pulled a tissue from the travel pack and wiped her eyes. "There you go do you feel a little better?"

She reached up and cupped his cheek and pulled him to her, and before he knew it her lips were on his in a sweet and gentle kiss. She pulled back and smiled as Freddie who was rendered speechless opened and closed his mouth like a fish.

"I I I I I'm sssssoo sorry! I didn't mean to kiss you it is all my fault and if you want to slap me or get a restraining order I fully and completely understand." He said in a rush, 'there was no way in hell a girl like her would ever kiss me so it had to be me kissing her I am so messed up.' He thought feeling the panic seep in.

Stephanie started to laugh. Freddie looked up at her as if she had lost her mind.

"Ok what is so funny?"

"I kiss you and you are the one, who apologizes to me," she said laughing harder.

Freddie started laughing with her. "Well that proves I have low self-esteem. I just couldn't believe you would kiss me so I thought I just moved on my own and took advantage of you. I was so set to blame it on hormones."

"Ah man your great," she said clutching her side from laughing so hard but stopped suddenly. "Can I ask you to do me a favor Freddie?" she asked looking at him shyly.

"Sure what ever you need," he said more than willing to do what ever she asked.

"Would you be my date for the party after Friday's game."

"You want me to go with you to the party as a date," he said slowly making sure her heard her right.

"Yes I would like you to be my date for the party this Friday," she said slowly hoping he would get it this time.

"You want me date Friday," he said his mind frying at the thought that the most popular girl in school wanted to go to a public function with him as her date.

She smiled and shook her head yes the cupped his cheek and kissed him again thinking that might give him the right idea.

"Hey and welcome back and if you are just signing on I'm Carson."

"…."

"I'm Carson!" he said louder then cleared his throat.

"…."

"Sam! What are you doing, you missed your Q twice now."

"I am trying to save Jeffy from Nana Benson, and if Erica would be so kind as to go to the spy cam you will be able to see me do it."

"Going to the spy cam," she said pressing the button on the side of the Tec cart making the monitor pop up.

"Dude all I see is floor," Carson said.

"OOPS," Sam said controlling the spy cam angling it up only to see it picked up by Jeffy.

"Oh man!" They said in unison.

Sam pulled the mike attachment down from the spy goggles that came with the remote cam.

"Put down the cam Jeffy it's not a toy," Sam said into the mike.

Jeffy looked around then looked at what appeared to be a toy car.

"Is that you Sammy?"

"Yes Jeffy it's me I need you to put the spy cam down now."

"But the last time I listened to you Sissy got mad at me and called Nana Benson on me now I can't watch any of my shows."

"Well I can't help you unless you put the spy cam down and get far away from it, hide under a blanket if you can."

Jeffy put the spy cam down so quick you would swear it burned him and ran off. Sam guided it to the Benson's living room and hit the little yellow button on the side of the controller. He then counted to three, and with a loud popping sound half the furniture was covered in chocolate sauce. He then pulled the mike back down to his mouth.

"Now Jeffy run!" he yelled.

"Well I guess that all the time we have for now, seeing as this nub has let hell lose. Until next time keep in mind that the world would be so much sweeter if it was covered in chocolate."

Screen fades out.

Well there it is please review tell me what you think.

From the dictionary of one Lee Lamprush

Bail: Something you will need if you ever get caught.