"Oh know The Shredder is gone! We are all going to become greasy slaves of The Shredder now," cried Ruth.
"Lud! Why do you think that Ruth," said the Scarlet Pimpernel.
"Because The Shredder has the KFC Mega Bucket and everyone knows that fast food is greasy. Therefore if The Shredder uses it to take over the world, we will all become greasy and smell of chicken!"
"Ah m'dear but you are mistaken I think. For The Shredder does not have The KFC Mega Bucket anymore. Oh no he has the KFC Bargain Bucket," said the Scarlet Pimpernel with a smile. Everyone looked at him in confusion.
"How?" questioned Sarah. "I saw him with a Mega Bucket".
"Ah, you thought it was a Mega Bucket but instead it was a Bargain Bucket with a Mega Bucket sticker on it. I swapped it when I swung into this story".
"Oh that is brilliant." Ruth jumped up and down with glee. Ruth looked impressed at the fact the Scarlet Pimpernel had saved the world, while Sarah looked less than pleased that the Turtle's who had been fighting the giant ants had not been able to get any of the credit.
Then Sarah said, "But doesn't the Bargain Bucket give the toucher the power to travel through time?"
"Ah yes," said the Scarlet Pimpernel with a wry smile.
"But then surely he could just travel though time and get the bucket back!" said Sarah with glee. She thought "Ha the Scarlet Pimpernel is not so clever is he. Ha stupid Ruth for liking him. She should have liked the Turtle's". Seeing what Sarah was thinking, Ruth suddenly knew something about KFC food products. "But Sarah the Bargain Bucket can only work if it is within a turtle's leg length of the Mega Bucket," Ruth said knowledgably.
"And we have turtle legs," said Raphael.
"So if we all stand around the Mega Bucket with our legs out we will know if The Shredder is within the correct distance to use the Bargain Bucket," said Donatello.
"Yeah dude" said Michelangelo.
"But how will we lure The Shredder here?" said Leonardo.
"By me," said the Scarlet Pimpernel who had changed into a piece of chicken. "I will lure him here, by doing the *I am a piece of KFC Chicken which has fallen out of your bucket* dance." With this the Scarlet Pimpernel started to dance of down the road.
After a few minutes of everyone trying to get over the fact that they had seen the Scarlet Pimpernel disguised as a piece of KFC Chicken, they say him dancing back up the road with The Shredder chasing after him.
"Get back here you piece of chicken. Don't be chicken. Face me like a piece of chicken," The Shredder threatened the disguised Scarlet Pimpernel as he ran after him. Seeing this the turtles stuck out their legs and wiggled them in the air.
Everything was going fine till an unpredicted...EARTHQUAKE happened and caused everyone to be thrown into a big heap in the middle of the road. The KFC Mega Bucket fell into the KFC Bargain Bucket and then everything went black.
*France's National Anthem starts playing. Subtitle 1793 during the French Revolution*
Everyone falls to the floor and the chicken flies off into a basket being used for guillotining the French Aristocracy.
Quickly The Shredder gets up. Due to not having foreseen this happening in his evil plan he gets up and runs off to find an abandon warehouse where he can think up some evil plot to get the Mega Bucket and Bargain Bucket back. Meanwhile the crowd who had been watching the executions, stared in disbelief at the rest of the time travellers. It was not everyday that the France's citizens saw 4 human sized turtles, one man dressed up as a chicken drumstick and two weirdly dressed ladies.
Seeing there expressions the Scarlet Pimpernel said, "À la lantérne les aristos!"
Then Ruth, seeing what the plan was joined in the shouting with, "Liberté, Égalite, Fraternite, ou la Mort!"
The French crowd then accepted that these strangers were for the Republic and therefore went back to there guillotining.
Seeing this the Scarlet Pimpernel began to direct the rest of the group to one of his dwellings.
Then Chauvelin came round the corner. He had just ran into The Shredder and was about to arrest him when The Shredder said he was as evil as Chauvelin, and knew where the Scarlet Pimpernel was.
"Arrest them!" shouted Chauvelin to the soldiers.
The group split up and ran in different directions. For some strange reason the guards could not keep on the trail of a man dressed as a piece of Chicken or 4 human sized turtles, but they were able to follow and finally catch Ruth and Sarah.
The soldiers took them to Chauvelin's office, where Chauvelin and The Shredder were waiting. Inside was gloomy and damp, which had caused The Shredder to start to rust. Seeing this Sarah laughed. Ruth glared at her. Now was not the time to be making fun of The Shredder.
"So where is the Chicken?" asked Chauvelin.
"Which bit?" asked Ruth since there was a lot of chicken in this story.
"The Scarlet Pimpernel bit!" shouted Chauvelin.
"And the Mega Bucket and Bargain Bucket chicken too," added on Rusty Shredder.
"We don't know," said Ruth.
"Is that your final answer? Are you sure you do not want to ask the audience? Or maybe phone a friend?" said Chauvelin in a Chris Tarrant voice.
"Oh I want to phone a friend," said Ruth.
"Ok who?"
"Sarah!"
Sarah looked at Ruth in a "Ruth do you have brain which is as meaty as a dead slug?" look. The Shredder held up a clock and with this Chauvelin said, "Ok Ruth you have 30 seconds to tell Sarah the question, starting from now."
"Ok Sarah we are in France during the revolution and about to have our heads cut off. The question is "Where is the chicken?" Its worth our lives if you know the answer," said Ruth.
Sarah hit her head on the wall.
"I take it that is I don't know? Or is your answer "In the wall"?" said Ruth. "I need an answer quick time is running out!" Sarah just grumbled.
"Times up," said Chauvelin. "So what is it going to be?"
"I think I will have to go with "I don't know"."
"Ok you have progressed to the fate of being beheaded now. Guards take them to the guillotine." With this the guards took Ruth and Sarah to the guillotine outside. While they were standing in line to be behead Sarah finally managed to control her rage with Ruth's stupidity to utter, "This is all your fault you know!"
"My fault? How?"
"You and your stupid feet's fault, for us then having to chase a bus timetable and bump into Raphael to begin with, but then your response in there to the "where is the chicken?" question. I would have thought you would have at least tried to stall for time. But oh no. You go straight ahead and tell him that we don't know where the chicken is."
"But we don't know where the chicken is."
"That's not the point," shouted Sarah. "And now we are going to lose our heads."
"It could be worse you know," replied Ruth.
"How?"
"Well we could have of lost our glasses."
Sarah sighed, "How is losing our glasses worse than losing our heads?"
"Because we would not be able to see that the guillotine is trying to say something to us now!" said Ruth. Sarah just looked at Ruth in a "Are you sure you have not lost your marbles" look, and then at the guillotine. To Sarah's amazement the guillotine was trying to talk to them. Of course it was none other than the Scarlet Pimpernel disguised as a guillotine.
"La! Ladies if you would remain silent for 2 minutes I will tell you what to do, so you can keep those lovely heads of your on your shoulders. The turtles are going to cause a distraction in the square when you step onto me, the guillotine. Then I, the guillotine will walk down that road over there."
Suddenly a shoulder (solider) grabbed Ruth and Sarah and pulled them onto the guillotine. Then just as the Scarlet Pimpernel had said the turtles ran into the square and started Morris dancing. While the French were distracted the guillotine, Sarah and Ruth went down a road, shortly followed by the Morris dancing turtles. They all regrouped together outside a old church.
Everything was well. Sarah and Ruth had been rescued and still had there heads. But then Sarah remembered. "WE DON'T HAVE THE CHICKEN. THE SHREDDER COULD STILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD." *dum dum dum*
"Lud! Why do you think that Ruth," said the Scarlet Pimpernel.
"Because The Shredder has the KFC Mega Bucket and everyone knows that fast food is greasy. Therefore if The Shredder uses it to take over the world, we will all become greasy and smell of chicken!"
"Ah m'dear but you are mistaken I think. For The Shredder does not have The KFC Mega Bucket anymore. Oh no he has the KFC Bargain Bucket," said the Scarlet Pimpernel with a smile. Everyone looked at him in confusion.
"How?" questioned Sarah. "I saw him with a Mega Bucket".
"Ah, you thought it was a Mega Bucket but instead it was a Bargain Bucket with a Mega Bucket sticker on it. I swapped it when I swung into this story".
"Oh that is brilliant." Ruth jumped up and down with glee. Ruth looked impressed at the fact the Scarlet Pimpernel had saved the world, while Sarah looked less than pleased that the Turtle's who had been fighting the giant ants had not been able to get any of the credit.
Then Sarah said, "But doesn't the Bargain Bucket give the toucher the power to travel through time?"
"Ah yes," said the Scarlet Pimpernel with a wry smile.
"But then surely he could just travel though time and get the bucket back!" said Sarah with glee. She thought "Ha the Scarlet Pimpernel is not so clever is he. Ha stupid Ruth for liking him. She should have liked the Turtle's". Seeing what Sarah was thinking, Ruth suddenly knew something about KFC food products. "But Sarah the Bargain Bucket can only work if it is within a turtle's leg length of the Mega Bucket," Ruth said knowledgably.
"And we have turtle legs," said Raphael.
"So if we all stand around the Mega Bucket with our legs out we will know if The Shredder is within the correct distance to use the Bargain Bucket," said Donatello.
"Yeah dude" said Michelangelo.
"But how will we lure The Shredder here?" said Leonardo.
"By me," said the Scarlet Pimpernel who had changed into a piece of chicken. "I will lure him here, by doing the *I am a piece of KFC Chicken which has fallen out of your bucket* dance." With this the Scarlet Pimpernel started to dance of down the road.
After a few minutes of everyone trying to get over the fact that they had seen the Scarlet Pimpernel disguised as a piece of KFC Chicken, they say him dancing back up the road with The Shredder chasing after him.
"Get back here you piece of chicken. Don't be chicken. Face me like a piece of chicken," The Shredder threatened the disguised Scarlet Pimpernel as he ran after him. Seeing this the turtles stuck out their legs and wiggled them in the air.
Everything was going fine till an unpredicted...EARTHQUAKE happened and caused everyone to be thrown into a big heap in the middle of the road. The KFC Mega Bucket fell into the KFC Bargain Bucket and then everything went black.
*France's National Anthem starts playing. Subtitle 1793 during the French Revolution*
Everyone falls to the floor and the chicken flies off into a basket being used for guillotining the French Aristocracy.
Quickly The Shredder gets up. Due to not having foreseen this happening in his evil plan he gets up and runs off to find an abandon warehouse where he can think up some evil plot to get the Mega Bucket and Bargain Bucket back. Meanwhile the crowd who had been watching the executions, stared in disbelief at the rest of the time travellers. It was not everyday that the France's citizens saw 4 human sized turtles, one man dressed up as a chicken drumstick and two weirdly dressed ladies.
Seeing there expressions the Scarlet Pimpernel said, "À la lantérne les aristos!"
Then Ruth, seeing what the plan was joined in the shouting with, "Liberté, Égalite, Fraternite, ou la Mort!"
The French crowd then accepted that these strangers were for the Republic and therefore went back to there guillotining.
Seeing this the Scarlet Pimpernel began to direct the rest of the group to one of his dwellings.
Then Chauvelin came round the corner. He had just ran into The Shredder and was about to arrest him when The Shredder said he was as evil as Chauvelin, and knew where the Scarlet Pimpernel was.
"Arrest them!" shouted Chauvelin to the soldiers.
The group split up and ran in different directions. For some strange reason the guards could not keep on the trail of a man dressed as a piece of Chicken or 4 human sized turtles, but they were able to follow and finally catch Ruth and Sarah.
The soldiers took them to Chauvelin's office, where Chauvelin and The Shredder were waiting. Inside was gloomy and damp, which had caused The Shredder to start to rust. Seeing this Sarah laughed. Ruth glared at her. Now was not the time to be making fun of The Shredder.
"So where is the Chicken?" asked Chauvelin.
"Which bit?" asked Ruth since there was a lot of chicken in this story.
"The Scarlet Pimpernel bit!" shouted Chauvelin.
"And the Mega Bucket and Bargain Bucket chicken too," added on Rusty Shredder.
"We don't know," said Ruth.
"Is that your final answer? Are you sure you do not want to ask the audience? Or maybe phone a friend?" said Chauvelin in a Chris Tarrant voice.
"Oh I want to phone a friend," said Ruth.
"Ok who?"
"Sarah!"
Sarah looked at Ruth in a "Ruth do you have brain which is as meaty as a dead slug?" look. The Shredder held up a clock and with this Chauvelin said, "Ok Ruth you have 30 seconds to tell Sarah the question, starting from now."
"Ok Sarah we are in France during the revolution and about to have our heads cut off. The question is "Where is the chicken?" Its worth our lives if you know the answer," said Ruth.
Sarah hit her head on the wall.
"I take it that is I don't know? Or is your answer "In the wall"?" said Ruth. "I need an answer quick time is running out!" Sarah just grumbled.
"Times up," said Chauvelin. "So what is it going to be?"
"I think I will have to go with "I don't know"."
"Ok you have progressed to the fate of being beheaded now. Guards take them to the guillotine." With this the guards took Ruth and Sarah to the guillotine outside. While they were standing in line to be behead Sarah finally managed to control her rage with Ruth's stupidity to utter, "This is all your fault you know!"
"My fault? How?"
"You and your stupid feet's fault, for us then having to chase a bus timetable and bump into Raphael to begin with, but then your response in there to the "where is the chicken?" question. I would have thought you would have at least tried to stall for time. But oh no. You go straight ahead and tell him that we don't know where the chicken is."
"But we don't know where the chicken is."
"That's not the point," shouted Sarah. "And now we are going to lose our heads."
"It could be worse you know," replied Ruth.
"How?"
"Well we could have of lost our glasses."
Sarah sighed, "How is losing our glasses worse than losing our heads?"
"Because we would not be able to see that the guillotine is trying to say something to us now!" said Ruth. Sarah just looked at Ruth in a "Are you sure you have not lost your marbles" look, and then at the guillotine. To Sarah's amazement the guillotine was trying to talk to them. Of course it was none other than the Scarlet Pimpernel disguised as a guillotine.
"La! Ladies if you would remain silent for 2 minutes I will tell you what to do, so you can keep those lovely heads of your on your shoulders. The turtles are going to cause a distraction in the square when you step onto me, the guillotine. Then I, the guillotine will walk down that road over there."
Suddenly a shoulder (solider) grabbed Ruth and Sarah and pulled them onto the guillotine. Then just as the Scarlet Pimpernel had said the turtles ran into the square and started Morris dancing. While the French were distracted the guillotine, Sarah and Ruth went down a road, shortly followed by the Morris dancing turtles. They all regrouped together outside a old church.
Everything was well. Sarah and Ruth had been rescued and still had there heads. But then Sarah remembered. "WE DON'T HAVE THE CHICKEN. THE SHREDDER COULD STILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD." *dum dum dum*