Looksies! another chapter!

disclaimer: i ownith this not! besides Eden, and destiny! i take no owner ship of those God dammed Mary-Sues

Chapter 4

Destiny turned to smile at Eden. "Rivendell is a very pretty place. The way it looks in the movies doesn't do justice. It's gorgeous!"

"And there is lots and lots of eye candy." Eden said as she stared at the Elves

"Oh my goodness! Really? Honestly?" Destiny snapped as they approached the main gates.

"What? Im not allowed to admire the pretty Elves? If they didn't want to be fawned over by us 'mere mortals' then they should cover all the prettiness up!" Eden said before Quiana turned on them.

"Silence! We are approaching! Say nothing while we speak to the guards." She commanded before flouncing up to the guards.

Halt!" called one of the guards.

The Mary-Sues froze. Eden and Destiny sat down and began to play concentration.

"What is your business in Imladris?" Demanded the other Guard.

The two Sues exchanged confused glances.

"This is great, just great. They don't even know what Imladris is!" Eden whispered angrily to her friend. "And whoa, the blonde guard is supermegafoxyawsomehot."

"It would be great to watch them humiliate themselves, but if they get their asses kicked, we'll probably get our asses kicked to." Destiny reasoned as Eden stood up and walked over to the guards, grandly shoving the Sues out of the way.

"We are but travelers, Sir, traveling here on a journey of the upmost importance," Eden told him, pressing a hand to her middle and bowing deeply.

The guards still looked troubled. "What is this journey you speakith of?" asked the really pretty one of the two.

"I fear it may only be spoken of with one of your number, who are Council members bade us to go to. Know you of Lord Elrond?"

The guards exchanged a look.

"How do you know of Lord Elrond?" one of them asked.

"Our House Leaders sent us, saying that our skills would be needed. We can speak of it only to him, as are our orders."

"You speak as though you're a warrior," the other one said.

Eden huffed; she was getting pissed off by the look in his eyes, the "oh-there-just-women-they-don't-do-much' look. "Look, what you see is what you get Mister. And if you don't like it then it really sucks to be you, 'cause there is more to a person then what meets the eye and-"

Destiny put a hand on Eden's shoulder. "Cool it Eddie,"

"Im good," Eden said, pulling in deep breathes. "Im good,"

A little while later they were all in Elrond's study and explaining why they were there.
Actually Fiorelle and Quiana where explaining, and Destiny and Eden were looking out the window, and silently were playing 'I Spy'.

"I am Fiorelle, from the House of the Forever Moving Moon, and this is my dearest friend Quiana from the House of the Lonely Seas."

Lord Elrond lifted an arched eyebrow. "And what of your companions?" Everyone turned and stared at Eden and Destiny who where silently bickering over which bird Eden saw.

"I know what I saw!"

"Know you don't! You could never play this game!"

"I can to! How dare thee!"

Destiny and Eden froze when they noticed the quietness of the room. "Well, from where do you fare?" Lord Elrond asked them.

"This is Eden and Destiny, from the House of the Birch," Quiana said quickly covering the awkwardness of the situation. "They are our most trusted ladies-in-waiting."

Eden and Destiny looked at each other; WTF looks plastered all over their faces.

"Ladies-in-waiting?" Eden mouthed, "What are they smoking?"

"I don't know," Destiny mouthed back, before she looked back at the Elves. She saw that the Guards had noticed their faces and where attempting to hide their laughter.

After a lengthy speech on the hospitality of Elves To more Elves showed the evil Sues their rooms while the guards showed Destiny and Eden's theirs.

"I take it that you both are not the best at following orders." The blonde elf asked once they were standing outside Eden and Destiny's door.

"Especially not from them," Eden said gleefully as she rolled on the balls of her feet. "What are your names? You both know ours."

"True, my name in Angrod," the second guard said, "this 'Pretty Elf' here is Amras"

Destiny and the Elves laughed as Eden hid her face behind her hands before pulling Destiny into their rooms and shutting the doors with a bang.

i used a an Elvish Name Generator for the Guards names! hurray for lazyness!

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