Don't Own.

Thnx for all the reviews, everybody. I'd also like to give mad props to Jen. All Hail Queen Jen!

Um.. Anyways, on with the fic.

Chapter Four - The Morning After

Severus stormed angrily out of the Great Hall, his black robes billowing out behind him. How dare she come here like this and make a fool out of him like this?

Severus swept into his office not ten minutes later, the door slamming behind him. Did she honestly think that he would let her get away with using him as though he were a mere toy?

"Grape." He hissed at the portrait behind his desk. It swung forward revealing his sitting room and at the far end of it, the door to his bedroom.

He crossed the room quickly, cursing as he noticed that pieces of her clothing lie scattered about this room as well. He ripped the door open to see Hermione jerk into a sitting position on his bed, the dark green satin sheets pooling at her waist, leaving her breasts exposed to his view.

"Congratulations on your engagement, Mrs. Weasley." He snarled.

Hermione looked around, trying to get her alcohol-riddled brain to make sense of everything. Her eyes met his and widened in sheer horror.

"Ron…" She dropped her head into her hands, pulling the sheets up to cover herself. Severus' eyes narrowed at her, his fists clenching.

"It is a good thing you are such a skilled liar, Miss Granger, and your fiancé is so naïve, you won't have to worry about him finding out about last night." His voice interrupted her guilty musings.

"Ginny'll never leave me alone about this…" She muttered with a groan.

"What does Miss Weasley have to do with any of this?" His voice was quiet, holding all the venom of a snake.

"It was all a dare." Hermione snapped. "And neither Ginny nor Tonks will leave me be until I tell them."

"Get out." He hissed at her, using his wand to fling her clothes back at her.

"I'm not sure anyone would believe me if I told the truth about last night. They all believe you are not a real man anyways!"

"Out." He snarled, pointing to the fireplace on the wall to the left of the bed.

"Bastard! You think I wanted any of this? That I wanted to sleep with you? " Hermione stood, blinking back tears while clutching his blanket to her still nude form. "This was a Hens' Night Dare. That's the only reason I would ever sleep with the likes of you."

"You were doing a pretty good job of acting like you wanted it last night." He shot back with a sneer. "Must I remind you that you started this? I did try to stop you at one point."

"Well, apparently someone has to be piss ass drunk to sleep with you."

"I hope you had the brains to cast a contraceptive charm before your naïve attempts to seduce me, but seeing how inebriated you were last night, I doubt you could have done it right anyways." Severus watched as the little color left in her face drained. The thought of a little Snape was more than she could bear.

"Even though you are a know-it-all, you've probably never looked at the charm for it." Severus smirked. "After all, who would want to sleep with a buck-toothed, bushy-haired know-it-all, let alone want to marry you?"

"You must have a thing for 'buck-toothed, bushy-haired know-it-alls' then." She fired back at him. "Because you slept with me."

"Well, Miss Granger, in case you failed to notice, last night I was almost as drunk as you were, otherwise I never would have slept with you either."

"Bastard."

Severus watched as she took a handful of floo powder and stepped into the fire place before turning on heel and walking in the opposite direction.

So, liek I said before, thnx to beta fish, and also, R&R!!