The Prank IV: A New Prank

Did you know that the average person is estimated to receive just over 9600 minor injuries over the course of their lifetime? Average being the key word here, as unfortunately for Yang, she had recently become a not so average person. After her last stunt in the cafeteria, the blonde brawler barely escaped with nearly triple the amount of "minor injuries" one person should ever receive before going off into hiding for several days, only sneaking out at night to collect food; like some weird little squirrel. Although, it isn't really going off into hiding when she only locked herself in the empty dorm room two doors down from team RWBY.

The only thing Yang needed to work on now was getting her girlfriend to talk to her again. The last time she had seen the dark haired faunus girl was when she had just managed to squeeze her way out of the rage induced mosh pit of her peers. As the brawler snuck off into the distance, she caught a glimpse of the faunus girl standing on the branch of a nearby tree; most likely wanting a good vantage point to watch the much needed revenge. They briefly made eye contact, making the brawler gulp out of a sudden fear of her position about to be given away. She was lucky though. For whatever reason, be it heart-wrenching-never-ending love for her partner or maybe she just wanted to wait until later to bring her girlfriend physical justice herself, Blake just smiled and waved Yang off. Since then however, Yang had been sending messages without getting any replies back.

"Man this suuuuucks." Sighed the brawler as she checked her scroll for the tenth time that minute, "It was only a harmless little prank...I'm sure Weiss was able to get all the pudding out of her hair...and it's not like Ruby hates chocolate pudding! And I mean, come onnnnnn! It looked soooooo cool! Definitely my best work, if I do say so myself, no one can argue tha-...I really need to stop talking to myself..."

Yang shook her head in an attempt to rid herself of the cabin fever crazies she thought she was developing. It was so weird not having anyone to talk to; even Ruby was keeping quiet, and she thought for sure that at least her baby sister would have found the prank hilarious. The brawler let out another sigh, something she found herself doing quite a lot recently and began to think. Maybe she had gone too far. Maybe, just maybe it was time to call it quits and wrap it up on the whole Scrolltube thing. She had her fun hadn't she? All the laughs were great and to be fair she was surprised with half of the things she managed to come up with. However; were the laughs and the subscribers really worth losing her friends, not to mention the one girl she loved more than anything or anyone else?

"Of course they aren't Yang!" she said aloud to herself, once again letting the crazy feeling slip back in. She brought her scroll back up to eye level and stared at it, contemplating what her next move should be. With a long sigh, she knew what she had to do; it was for the best, "Listen here little scroll buddy, you and I, we had some good times. We laughed, we cried, we got into all sorts of trouble…but I gotta break it off with you. You know how it is…it's not you, it's me. I got a lot of stuff going on you know...a girlfriend I have to patch things up with…but we can still be friends, I promise, ok?"

Realizing that she had just broken up with her scroll, Yang threw it down on the empty bed across from her. She groaned and gave herself a much needed facepalm as she slowly slumped down to the floor and lay down on her back. As she once again began to push away the feeling of becoming stir-crazy, the brawler also started to think of ways she could make it up her partner. However, everything that she had come up with had the same problem attached; would Blake actually believe or trust her saying that she was done with pulling her pranks? Frustration was starting to well up inside her, making it difficult to concentrate on any sort of apology ideas.

"Why is this so hard?!" she groaned as she slammed her fists on the floor at either side of her, "It's hopeless! I would seriously give anything just to hear from her…like damn dude, if I get a message from Blake right now, I'd even shave my head!"

Bzzz...bzz

"You gotta be kidding me!" The brawler quickly shot up from her spot on the floor and lunged for her scroll. As soon as she picked it up, the name "Kitty Love Ninja" flashed across the screen. She stared blankly at it for a second, taking in the name before shaking her head, "...how did she...friggin dust sake, she really is a ninja!" She stopped and looked around the room for a moment slightly shaken with the timely response, "Also, I was toooooootally only kidding about the whole, shaving my head thing!" She added with a nervous little laugh.

The brawler then began to read the brief message, trying her best to keep calm. Blake was showing some forgiveness, and wanted Yang to come back to the room so they could talk about everything. She had also asked both Ruby and Weiss to leave the two of them alone in the room, giving them complete privacy. The faunus girl was basically hinting for her girlfriend to start grovelling as soon as she walked through the door. At this point, a little bit of begging was more than fine with Yang.

She couldn't help but give a small smile as she made her way to the door,"Maybe if I play my cards right, I'll be getting some begging of my own..."

Yang came to a stop in front of team RWBY's door with her hand resting on the handle. She took a deep breath and shook out her nerves, hyping herself up to go in there and give her girlfriend the best apology she's ever received. She was gonna tell Blake that she was done with the pranks, and that she was so sorry for causing her stress. She was going to become even more of the best girlfriend anyone could ever ask for, making sure that Blake got all of the hijinks free attention. She was going to go in there and give that girl the best Yang'in of her life. However, as soon as she opened the door all thoughts of making the best apology ever, quickly left her.

FFFFFWOOOOMP!

As soon as the door was open wide enough, the brawler's face made a new friend with a rather large chocolate pie. Cream and chocolate filling blended, while crusty goodness smooshed it's way all the way through to make contact with Yang's nose. The brawler was basically frozen in place for several seconds before the tin plate holding the pie gently slid down her face, and then crashed to the floor. A few seconds had gone by before the silence was broken by a very familiar voice.

"Hey guys, I know this is a little different than usual, but unfortunately for my girlfriend, I found out what her Scrolltube password was...by the way, Blake Belladonna here..." The faunus slowly walked over to her still frozen in place partner with her own scroll in hand, and put an arm around her shoulder before continuing, "...anyway, I decided that two can play at this pranking game, so if you want to see more, be sure to like this video and subscribe to Yang's channel. Now, if you'll excuse me, I do believe I have a large desert to run away from."

With that, Blake leaned down and gave her girlfriend a quick kiss on a bit of cream covered lip before winking and then taking off at top speed. The kiss was what snapped the brawler out of her confusion as to what just happened. She quickly wiped as much pie as she could from her face with the back of her hand before letting her eyes glow a fiery shade of red.

"The ol'pie in the face gag...classy...figures..." Yang then took off after her girlfriend, a rather large smirk spreading across her face before yelling out, "YOU BEST RUN KITTEN 'CAUSE IT'S ON NOW!"

Screams and laughter could be heard all through the dorm as the two girls pretended to fight each other off. It was definitely going to be a long night of, what was sure to be, sticky faced revenge kisses.