[I just relized that the genre is humor so it's time to get funny.]- - - "Alright children, we have a very important lesson today." the teacher said. All of the 9-year-olds sat in their seats while Kae and Nave sighed by the way she used 'children.' Nave was not a morning, school, or kid person, so he hoped that she would just turn on some Teachy TV program about statuses. However, a group of people in their twenties walked into the room. They had the word S.H.A.R.E. written on their shirts. 'Another adament rule.' Nave thought to himself by the analogy. Yet, to his surprise, they passes out a packet on everyone's desk. "Sexual education?" Kae exclaimed, "Ms. Youlin, I already know how it works." Nave laughed and some of the 9-year-olds looked puzzled. "Well now you'll know more!" one of the people from the SHARE group cheered. "Now let's start with the basics before we get too detailed." one from the group suggested. "Now who in here has heard of masturbation?" Kae and Nave raised their hands. "Good!" a girl from the group cheered, "Come up here for a demonstration." 'Oh' dear Arceus, they're gonna rape me!' Nave thought. He slowly walked up front. The girl sent out a Bonsly and had Nave hold it between his legs. Nave was embarrased beyond belief. Something about this had to be illegal. Just then, the Bonsly dropped an everstone and evolved into Sudowoodo. "Now rub it." the girl commanded Nave. Nave slowly rubbed the pokemon and it began to use Flail and Fake Tears. Kae nearly died laughing, and if he hadn't thought of Azelf, Nave would have dropped dead right there. "Nice!" she cheered. Nave went back to his desk P to the O'd. He clasped his hands together a whispered, "Rhyperiority. Make something happen that will make them forget this." Nothing seemed to happen at first, but then Nave saw a blue object in the sky get closer and closer. The intercom then went off; Code Blue! A rabid Salamence has gone lose! Please direct all students to a safe room!