KHR Interview: Chapter 4!
Me: Yo, once again. The following questions are courtesy of Notes! All right, our guests for today are…Fran, Bel, Mukuro, Ken, Hibari and Squaaaaaaaaalo!(They enter stage.)
Me: All right folks, first up, the following question goes to Fran, Bel, Mukuro, and Ken. *reads paper* huh? Hey, it's not a question! It's a dare! *grins, and laughs in their faces* You all were dared to eat a bucket of ice-cream in one minute!
Fran: Awwwww, -sempaaai, you know I have a weak stomach….
Muku: Kufufufu~~~ Be a good sport, little one.
Fran; Mukuro-sama, why do you always call me little one? Are you admitting you're old?*gets stabbed with the trident* Ow, that hurted…
Muku: Kufufufu~ quiet, and let's start already.
Me: Yeah, By the way, while you guys were fighting, I brought the ice-cream. *shoves it under their noses*
Bel; Ushishishi~ Prince's only eat high-quality ice-cream.*makes a disgusted face*
Me;*smirks* Oh well, I guess he's afraid to loose…
Bel'*yanks ice-cream away and starts chugging it down*
Ken; Hey! C-cheater! *franticly shoves ice-cream into his mouth*
Muku: Hn. *uses trident to eat*
Fran; *takes out a napkin and folds it on his lap; grabs a spoon and eats neatly*
Me:*starts timer*
~ One minute later~
Ken; A-HA! Victory's mine! *face covered in vanilla*
Fran:*passed out on floor*
Muku: Kufufufu~ yare, yare, he still needs to improve. *sigh, pushes plate away*
Bel;*passed out besides Fran*
Me: Hn, I'm not surprised Ken won…
Ken: Nani?
Me: ^^ Nothing, nothing. Next question, to our Oh so patient Squalo.*reads* Doesn't your hair get in the way when you take a…*blush* d-dump?...
Squalo; VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIII! Who in Fuck's sake sent that question? GIMME THEIR NAMES!
Me: Eek! I-I don't know! I Swear-!
Hibari:*hits Squalo with the tonfa on the head* Quiet, delinquent. You're disturbing the peace.
Squalo: *passed out near Fran and Bel*
Me: E-er, question to Hibari-sana…
Hibari;*glare*
Me:E-eek! Has a-anyone willingly let you bite them to death?
Hibari: Hm…ah, yes, the Buckling Bronco. *smirks*
Me:…really?
Hibari:*nods* It was Halloween and I was dressed as the disciplinary vampire.
Me:….pffft! Ahem, anyhow…*kicks Fran in the head* Rise and Shine, next question's for ya.
Fran:*wakes up disoriented* Uh…?
Me:What was your reaction when you saw the "almighty" Rokudo Mukuro?
Fran;*yawns* Point out how his hair resembles a pineapple, and how he looks like a Cyborg with two different colored eyes.
Muku:*veinpop* ….!
Me:*laughs*
(Audience laughs.)
Me:ahhh… ^^ Next question for Moco- I mean, Mukuro…why do you fight with a fork? And has any one called you "King Trident"?
Mukuro: It is NOT a fork, it's a trident. And no, no one dares call ME that… but they've called me "Cowboy" *winks* If you know what I mean.
Me:*Pouts* Right…well, showtime's over! *waves, and ending song fades in* Ciao!