Begin round two: arguments, and name calling
No Author's not today, just the Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the show, the series, the manga, it all belongs to someone else. Not me.
ALL I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IS KILLING SOMEONE'S DIPSHIT EX BOYFRIEND! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Warning: OOC.
You may continue at your own risk…
Normal P.O.V.
~Quick re-cap, Sasuke had a flash back to explain under what circumstances he called Sakura a fan-girling whore, Tsunade tried to kill him, and I, (Meaning Gintsuki) had to (grudgingly) save his life by allowing Jiraiya to take the beating of his life, after framing him. Am I sadistic or what? ;P~
"Alright, now that we've all got a handle on our tempers, why don't we…" Tsunade was cut off as the door slammed open to reveal a breathless Namekaze Uzumaki Hyuuga Hinata. (Whew that's a mouth full.) "GUYS I KNOW WHY I'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD!" Hinata screamed. Everyone in the broadcast room looked to the flushed former Hyuuga before them, awaiting her explanation. "I' M PREGNANT!" She yelled enthusiastically. "I just ran here from celebrating with Naruto-kun!"
~Silence~
"!"
The room erupted with the sound of screaming Kunoichi, all of whom glomped Hinata and began congratulating her. "This calls for a celebration, Uchiha your tests can wait until tomorrow. And everyone promptly left the room, leaving Sasuke, and Gintsuki behind. "Why are you still here?" Sasuke asked rudely. "Naruto doesn't like me, cuz I don't like you, and I wasn't invited to celebrate with them, as I'm not a Konoha Kunoichi by any means. But I'm still going to get Hinata a gift."
She explained. "Oh, soo… you wanna go get some lunch? Naruto is still pretty pissed at me too." Gintsuki grinned. "Not even if you were the last man on the planet, and my only other option was to die of starvation." She then walked out of the room, still grinning.
~the next morning~
"Alright, now as I was saying yesterday, we should get back to work, and we should try to contain the internal feelings telling most of us to Kill Uchiha Sasuke." Tsunade picked up where she left off the day before. "Alright, now that Lady Hokage has cleared that up. Congratulations Hinata, I'll drop by later to tell Naruto as well. Anyway, I believe you were all trying to teach me how to 'bounce back' from a fight." Gintsuki's jaw hit the floor at the string of sentences she had just heard coming for the Uchiha. "It TALKS!" "Yes Gintsuki, it talks. And IT isn't too happy right now!" he said, glaring at Ginni-chan, whom only shrugged, and threw him the bird. "Did it really have to be her?" "YES!" the Kunoichi (excluding Gin) all yelled at him. "sheesh…" he grumbled. "Alright people SHUT UP! Gintsuki, please go get changed for the next phase." Tsunade commanded.
Gintsuki shortly thereafter re-entered as a very pissed off looking Sakura. And assumed her position in front of Sasuke. Unbeknownst to the other Kunoichi in the room, she silently mouthed 'I am SO going to enjoy this part.' To Sasuke, whom gulped for he knew he was not allowed to retaliate, on pain of probable death. Gintsuki took a very convincing Sakura stance in front of him, and began speaking. "Well Uchiha what do you want?" she spat his name out like venom, causing Sasuke to flinch. "Well Sakura I um… I wanted to..? Uh, Hinata? What was I doing for this exercise again?" Sasuke said, looking over Gintsuki's shoulder to glance at his best friend's preggers wife. "LET ME AT HIM! I'LL TEAR HIS THROAT OUT!" Ino screamed, lunging for Sasuke's throat, meanwhile Gintsuki was banging her head against a brick wall that came out of NOWHERE! "Sasuke-san. The point of this one is to come up with an apology worth making her forgive you." Hinata said, rubbing her temples in hopes of not turning into Ino. "I totally knew that!" Sasuke said, snapping his fingers.
"This is for Itachi's freedom, this is for Itachi's freedom, this is for Itachi's FUCK IT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SASUKE!" It took Tsunade, Shizune, Kurenai, Temari, and Kakashi (whom randomly appeared out of thin air) to hold her back this time. "GINTSUKI! Snap out of it! Think of Sakura! Think of Itachi! Think of the readers! If you won't do it for them! Then do it for me! Do it for your sister!" The room instantly went silent at the new voice. And everyone turned to the doorway to see a Suna Ninja that only few of them recognized. Gintsuki instantly threw herself at the girl, whom was the same height, and appeared to be the same age as well. She bore a strikingly close resemblance to Gintsuki. Whereas Gin has Shimmering silver hair and eyes, and was a Rain Ninja. This girl had vibrant Purple eyes, and dark violet hair with lavender highlights, and was a Sand Ninja.
The two girls separated, "V. how did you know where to find me?" Gin asked, anime style puppy eyes and everything. "I was on a mission to Ame recently, and when I stopped by your apartment, the land lady told me you were summoned to Konoha. When I got to Fire nation, I just followed the many voices screaming death threats at Sasuke-san. And I stopped by Naruto's to find out why everyone was trying to kill the Uchiha, and he explained everything to me. To be perfectly honest I'm not sure how you lasted this long without me. Naruto showed me the footage of the ugly outfit tests." This new Ninja explained, cringing slightly at the last part. Suddenly Tsunade seemed to remember who it was and stepped forward. "I'm so very glad you stepped in when you did Vaioretogetsu. Would you mind helping us out?" Tsunade asked. "Of course Tsunade-sama." She said, bowing respectfully. Gintsuki then walked over to Sasuke and whispered in his ear. "You had better thank God that my sister showed up, or you'd be missing your family jewels right now at the very least." Sasuke gulped again, then regained himself. "Your sister is a Suna Ninja?" he asked, dumb founded. "Yeah, twin sister actually! You got a problem with that dipshit?" she spat at him. "YURAGIMIZUUMI NO GINTSUKI! I know you are more mature than this! Show some restraint woman!" Vaira yelled at her. "Yes MOM!" Gintsuki hissed, glaring at her sister. "DAMNIT GINNI! Don't start this! You know that's not how I meant it!" "Bullfuck! You're always like this!" they argued. Ino leaned over towards Temari, "I can see the resemblance." She murmured in the other blonde's ear, causing her to snicker. The arguing sister then turned to glare at Ino. "CAN IT INO-PIG!" they both yelled at her, making the very preggers Yamanaka to hide behind Temari.
"All right," Gintsuki started, quickly executing the transformation jutsu, water style, and turning into Sakura once more. "Take two Uchiha. Begin!" she quickly took her pissed off Haruno pose in front of him, and took an exasperated breath. "Yes Sasuke." She demanded. "S-sakura… I…" "Oh so it's' 'Sakura' now, is it? Last time I checked it was 'Fan-girling stuck up whore!'" she said, glaring at him in hopes of making him melt into a puddle of puke, so she could go home somewhat happy. Sasuke took a deep breath to steady himself, then glared back at her. "If I recall correctly, it was YOU, that call ME, an 'Egotistical, stuck up, arrogant, bastardassprick!'" He shot right back, clearly fuming, and having momentarily forgot it was Ginni he was talking to, not Sakura.
"Well Sasuke, you Are egotistical, you Are arrogant, and you Are stuck up! The 'bastardassprick' was just a bonus!" she yelled back, clearly enjoying herself, although her eyes still looked like she was pissed off. (A/N: Somebody PLEASE give Gintsuki props for her mad acting skillz!)
"I can't believe we're fighting again! Damnit Sakura! I'm trying here, I know I shouldn't have demanded you go out with me, I should have just come out at the very beginning and said this! Haruno Sakura I'm Sorry!" he then grabbed Sakura and kissed her fiercely, yet passionately. Then he seemed to come to a realization, he, Wasn't. Talking. To! Sakura!
He immediately let go of Gintsuki, and her henge dropped to reveal a very green Ame Kunoichi.
"Oh. My. KAMI!" Vaira yelled, shooting across the room to grab her sister, she then pulled Gintsuki's arm over her shoulder, and bolted out of the room. No sooner had the door shut behind them then…
BLAGH-GAG-CHOKE-BLAGH-GAG-GAG-COUGH-SPEW-CHOKE-BLAGH!CHOKE-SPEW-GAG-BLAGH-CHOKE-GAG-COUGH-COUGH-SPEW-GAGGING-SPEWING-CHOKING-COUGHING! VOMIT!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-gag-HE-choke-FUCKING-blagh-KISSED ME! !"
~more spewing~
Sasuke turned to face the Tsunade. "Um, does that count as a pass?" Tsunade nodded. "Good, uh, may I go wash my mouth out now please?" he asked, Tsunade nodded once more, and Sasuke left. Tsunade turned to the camera crew, "First one of you to get me the strongest bottle of Sake in the fire nation gets a raise." faster than any NORMAL civilians should be able to move, the Kunoichi (and Kakashi) were alone in the broadcasting room, awaiting the many bottles of Sake they were about to receive. Then Hinata, and Ino started walking towards the door. "Where are you two going?" Shizune asked, recovering from her shock. "Ino-chan and I can't have alcohol. We're going out for ice-cream." Hinata replied. "Oh, okay you two have fun." Kurenai waved.
~Meanwhile in the penthouse jail cell~
"Dear Kami have mercy on her. You think she'll be okay Itachi?" Sasori asked, grabbing Kisame's abandoned pop-corn.
"It is difficult to say Sasori, she may very well be in the hospital for a while. As I am quite certain she still doesn't eat before noon, and it is still only a quarter till. Therefore her stomach was empty before that entire episode." Itachi explained.
"Ouch, that will definitely have her out for quite some time. You think we should check to see if Kisame is alright?" they both glanced at the bathroom door where Kisame had disappeared behind, only to see him walking out, looking quite sickly for an S-class criminal.
"Oh look Itachi, an instant replay!" Sasori shouted, immediately Kisame turned dark green, and ran back into the bathroom.
"No Sasori, I believe he will be just fine." Itachi smirked, Sasori smirked back.
"I believe you are right my friend." And Sasori continued eating the popcorn.
TBC
A/N: I still feel sick. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY! UGH! Excuse me… ~sounds coming from the restroom~ Gintsuki returns~ Sorry about that, anyway. I've lost my inspiration for this one temporarily, so I was winging it on this chapter. Hope at least YOU enjoyed it. Just WRONG! ACK!
Ew…
Alright, from now on, if I don't receive the number of reviews as matches the number of the chapter. Then I won't update until I do. Deal? I think it's fair!