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Therealitygirl: Hey everybody! Welcome to another chapter of TDI: T or D! Thanks for reviewing. Now say hello to Abby Smith!
Abby: Hey guys!
Therealitygirl: Hey Abby, I'm Therealitygirl but everybody calls me TRG!
DoktorK: I'm DoktorK, Chief Tormenter of the Characters
Alice: I'm Alice, one of the Co-hosts
Therealitygirl: Unfortunately my OC Ronald called in sick today and I can't call him with my author powers 'cause in my contract I'm not allowed
Alice: I doubt he's even sick!
At Ronald's house
Ronald: Let's PARTY!!! (50 people come in the room)
Everybody: YEAH!!!
Ronald: Calling in sick was awesome!
Back at the studio
Therealitygirl: Alright let's get to the dares, shall we?
DoktorK: Cool, my dares are up!
Heather: Go out with DJ
Chris: Do the cliff jump in a meat suit
Duncan: Shoot him with a canon, revive him, and have every Disney villain in existence beat him to death
Geoff: make him look like Harold
Izzy/ E-scope/ Explosivo/ Esquire: Force her to take pills that make her sane
Harold: have him read the fanfiction, The Vault, and see what happens.
Heather: Let me think about it…
Therealitygirl: I just know the answer
Heather: ...yes
Therealitygirl: WHAT?
Heather: Well he's the only guy that isn't that retarded. (Turns to DJ) I'll go with you as long as you don't kiss, hug or touch me.
DJ: Why her?? Out of all the girls! Alright fine, let's go to the zoo!
Heather: Ugh fine, but how are we going to get there? It's an hour away! (A magical car comes) That was unexpected.
Therealitygirl: It's a truth or dare story. Nothing is expected.
1 hour later…
Therealitygirl: (sing-song voice) how was the date?
Heather: He ditched me!
Abby: No surprise; for who?
Heather: For a bunny!!!
Chris: What?!! (Mutters) you mentally insane people…
Therealitygirl: You called me insane!
Chris: Please I called everybody insane!
Therealitygirl: (authors powers)
At the cliff
Chris: (Looks down at the cliff) Hell no! (Wearing a meat suit) Do you know how retarded I look?
Therealitygirl: That's not your most important worries right now. Oh Chef, would you care to do the honors?
Chef: Of course (pushes Chris)
Chris: OH CRAP!!! (Is eaten by sharks) NOOOO!!!!
Chef: He died! Don't revive him!
Back at the studio
Abby: Where the hell are we going to get a canon?!
DoktorK: Yoo-hoo! Her name is Sara. (Is standing on top of a gigantic canon only army men have) I'm going to have fun doing this.
Duncan: Well you can't do it! TRG isn't here!
DoktorK: But I have a free chief pass!
Duncan: Damn it! (Is shot)
Alice: (revives him) that was funny! Now for the main course! (Brings all the Disney villains)
Scar: Where are we?
Jafar: I should I know?
Alice: They are not fighting! Wait, I have an idea! Hey you guys, have a huge fight to see who is tougher!
Villains: I'm the toughest! (Starts fighting)
Alice: (Pushes Duncan in)
Duncan: Wait NOOOO!!!!
2 hours later…
Duncan: (Is all battered and bruised and bleeding) Pain…
Courtney: Duncan you survived! (Death hugs him)
Duncan: (dies)
Courtney: YOU PERVERT!!! HOW DARE YOU DIE ON ME!!!
Therealitygirl: Hey guys, what I'd miss? (Looks at Duncan) I guess a lot. Now next dare… (Changes Geoff)
Geoff: AAAHHHH!!!! (Dies on the spot)
Abby: Huh?
Therealitygirl: He died from Nerdtidess! But it was pretty fun to see him freak out! (Laughs) Oh and I'm not changing back
Bridgette: Geoff! Geoff! Where are you? (Steps on the dead Geoff)
Harold: Bridgette! Don't you dare step on my clone! I'll need him!
Bridgette: You have a clone? Ewe, one Harold was bad enough!
Izzy: (Is forced to take pills) NOOO!! I WILL NEVER – (stops)
DoktorK: I think she's finally sane! Hey Izzy what's your name?
Izzy: My name is – I can't remember!
Therealitygirl: Great you had to get the pills that make her loose her memory!
DoktorK: What? They were on sale!
Harold: Alright let's see…The Vault here it is!
30 minutes later…
DoktorK: Well?
Harold: I think I'm suddenly attracted to Izzy
Chris: Dance in a hula skirt while balancing a book on your head over the man eating shark tank
Courtney: I dare you to take Izzy's crazy pills and yeah…
Noah: Kiss Izzy or who ever she wants to be today
Owen: Can you eat Ronald for me? Or either that or feed him to a lion
Lindsay: Sweet, I want you to sit in the corner of a round room
Gwen: Show Trent your sketch book
DJ: Make Alice a…chocolate cheese cake! YUM! And then what ever she wants!
Truths:
Justin: Why do you think you've lost your control over girls?
Heather: Why are you so mean?
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Chris: NOOO!!! (Wearing hula skirt) Hey I look hot!
Alice: For dessert!
Chris: (Dances and balancing book) AAHHHHHHH!!!! (Fall down and is eaten)
Alice: No need to revive him right?
Therealitygirl: Right!
Alice: As they say great minds think alike!
Courtney: Uh…Izzy doesn't take pills!
Therealitygirl: Oh really? Well here! (Hands her pills)
Courtney: I'm not taking these!
Therealitygirl: If you take them…your marriage with Trent will end
Courtney: Not falling for that one!
Therealitygirl: (sighs and uses author powers to make her crazy!
Courtney: WOOOOOO!!!! (Damages whole studio and eats Heather's wig)
Heather: MY HAIR!!
Therealitygirl: MY STUDIO!!
Noah: (Kiss Izzy on the cheek) Happy?
Abby: But you were supposed to kiss her on the lips!
Noah: It only said to kiss her. I used my brain!
DoktorK: Oh Owen! (Shows him the footage)
Owen: Get off of my women!!! (Chases Noah)
Abby: How'd you…?
DoktorK: I videotaped it!
Therealitygirl: Well since Ronald has called sick in we can't so moving on to next dare!
Alice: I highly doubt it! But we can't get TRG to change her mind!
Abby: Hmm…I have a plan!
Therealitygirl: Lindsay in here!
Lindsay: Where's the corner??!! (Searching)
1 hour later…
Lindsay: (Still searching)
Gwen: Here! (Shows him)
Trent: Wow, you drew me?
Gwen: (Blushes) Yeah (angry) before you got married to that slut!! (Points to Courtney who is chasing a squirrel outside)
DJ: (Makes her the cake) for you my lady!
Alice: Thank you! Now after I'm done with this I want Souther Jumbuila, Crème Brule, Panetonne, Spaghetti and meatballs…
DJ: (Making a list)
Therealitygirl: Alright moving on to the truths!
Justin: Well I just had to try a whole different concept (Flips hair)
Beth: (Faints)
Heather: I…just… (Stars crying and runs away)
DoktorK: Wow emo much?
Therealitygirl: I guess we'll never know! Anyways that has been another chapter in TDI T or D!
Alice: Stay tuned for the next chapter… (Whisper to audience) And a little aftermath courtesy of Abby and I)
Aftermath…
At Ronald's house
Ronald: Talk about some party!
(The door bell rings and Ronald opens it)
Mail man: Here's your package! Just sign here and here's a card!
Ronald: (Signs it) Thanks dude!
Mail man: (Goes away)
Ronald: (Reads letter) A little gift from the studio, love Abby and Alice. Well I see the ladies finally acknowledge me! (Opens big package) I wonder what it could…AAHHH!!!
Lion: (roars)
Well that's the end folks! I hope you enjoy the chapter!