Super-evil-villain-meeting
A very stupid story
By Miriam G.
Disclaimer: If you really want to know what I own and what I´ve stolen, read the disclaimers in the other chapters. By the way; I don´t own Gohan or Nappa from DBZ. Of course not, I´d kill myself if I owned Nappa! I hate him! He´s the stupidestest (yes, I did say stupidestest) character in the whole show! *pulls out a voodoo doll that looks like Nappa and stomps on it* Die, Nappa, diiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Uh, anyway, read this chapter and review or the terrible plagues of Egypt will come over you. Wuahahaha!
All the villains are staring at a mysterious being (dramatic music) behind The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something- Empire who is still listening to her CD. The mysterious being (dramatic music) sneaks up behind her.
THE MYSTERIOUS BEING (DRAMATIC MUSIC): Wuahahaha... woah!
Suddenly the mysterious being (dramatic music) trips over Sauron who´s lying on the floor.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Baby, you´re the one, you still turn me one, you can make me... hey, what´s that mysterious being there? (pauses for a second, then looks annoyed when nothing happens) Hello! Dramatic music please! I said 'mysterious being'. (dramatic music)
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Wait a minute! I know who that is!
Everyone stares at Jared, the Most Evil Villain Of Villain History in surprise.
QUAKI: You know who this mysterious being (dramatic music) is?
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Of courrse I do. That´s Spiderrman.
Spiderman stands up.
SPIDERMAN: What idiot put that egg there? I´m gonna have a headache for the rest of the week. (notices that the villains are watching him) Uh, hi! I´m Spiderman. I heard that you´re having a Super-evil-villain-meeting, so I decided to come over to fight with the Green Goblin.
VOLDEMORT: The Green Goblin? He´s not here.
SPIDERMAN: Really?
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Mirriam, why didn´t you invite the Grreen Goblin? He´s my favourrite villain.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Yeah, he´s taped every single episode of Spiderman, just so he can cheer on the Green Goblin.
Jared, the Most Evil Villain Of Villain History puts on a hat with a picture of the Green Goblin on it and waves two flags.
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Grreen Goblin, Grreen Goblin, Grreen Goblin...
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Hmm, that reminds me; I did invite the Green Goblin but he didn´t show up. I wonder why.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: Probably because I killed the mailman last week.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Oh, that explains everything. And I was starting to get worried.
SPIDERMAN: So, um, what am I doing here if there´s no Green Goblin to fight with.
VEGETA: Hey, let´s train our villain skills on him. Hehehe!
SPIDERMAN: Hey, thirteen versus one! That´s not fair.
LORD PATRENABO: Of course not. We´re villains. Duh!
Darth Vader, Vegeta, Voldemort and Visser Three all try to attack Spiderman at the same time but Spiderman shoots a sticky string out of his hand and jumps to the ceiling, so that the four villains crash into each other. They fall to the floor.
DARTH VADER: Ouch!
VEGETA: Hey, you little b...
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Watch your tounge, Vegeta. This fic is G-rated.
Vegeta quickly changes the rating to NC-17 and uses up all his dictionary of swearwords that are so bad that every mummy and daddy in the world would faint if they would hear this. Then he pauses and breathes loudly.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Are you done now?
VEGETA: Yeah, I think so.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Good. (changes the rating back to G)
VISSER THREE: What are you doing up there, you coward? Come down and fight like a man.
SPIDERMAN: No, thank you. I´d rather live as a coward than die as a man.
LORD PATRENABO: I thought heroes were supposed to fight for the right to the bitter end, even if it may cost their lives.
SPIDERMAN: I´m on lunch break.
MOJO JOJO: Heroes! They always get whimpier and whimpier.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: Yes and the saddest thing is that without the heroes the villains wouldn´t exist.
THE EMPEROR: In other words; the stupider the hero, the stupider the villain?
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Prrobably. Wait a second. I don´t have any herro.
VOLDEMORT: Really? Did you kill him?
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: No, I mean I´ve neverr had one.
BOWSER: What?! You´ve never had a hero?
DARTH VADER: How can you call yourself a villain if you don´t even have a hero?
VISSER THREE: Yeah, get outta here!
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Hey, don´t give him such a hard time. I´m sure he´ll find a hero sooner or later.
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: You´rre just saying that because you don´t have a herro eitherr.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: (blushes) Shut up!
Sauron finally wakes up and after rolling around a few times he stops and looks at the ceiling.
SAURON: Who´s that guy on the ceiling?
Everyone turns around to see Spiderman who´s still hanging on the ceiling. He´s taken his mask off and is drinking a cup of tea. By the way, for some reason he looks remarkably much like Tobey Maguire.
THE EMPEROR: I thought heroes were not allowed to take their masks off. What do you think would happen if I would take my hood off?
SPIDERMAN: I told you; I´m on lunch break.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: (stares at Spiderman in awe) Wow, hottie!
Everyone stares at The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire in shock and disgust.
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Mirriam! Which side arre you on?
BOWSER: I thought you were a villain!
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Hey, just because I´m evil, doesn´t mean that I can´t be a normal teenage girl.
Suddenly the front door slowly opens.
SAURON: Hmm, who could that be?
MOJO JOJO: Another friend of yours, Miriam?
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Geez, I hope not.
A little 11-year-old boy with long, brown hair sticks his head in. The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire looks at him in surprise.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: (whispers) No, cou-could it be? But...
A narrator´s voice appears out of nowhere.
NARRATOR: Who is this mysterious boy? And why is The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire so surprised? Does this have anything to do with a dark secret from her past? Find out in the next episode of Super-evil-villain-meeting!
Author´s note: I don´t own Spiderman or the Green Goblin (in case you wondered: yes, it is true, my brother has taped every single episode of Spiderman [brother´s note: not every episode] ). Do I own the mysterious 11- year-old boy? Not tellin´! You gotta find out in the next chapter! Wuahahahaha!!! (Is it my imagination or am I using an incredible amount of evil laughs in this fic?)
A very stupid story
By Miriam G.
Disclaimer: If you really want to know what I own and what I´ve stolen, read the disclaimers in the other chapters. By the way; I don´t own Gohan or Nappa from DBZ. Of course not, I´d kill myself if I owned Nappa! I hate him! He´s the stupidestest (yes, I did say stupidestest) character in the whole show! *pulls out a voodoo doll that looks like Nappa and stomps on it* Die, Nappa, diiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Uh, anyway, read this chapter and review or the terrible plagues of Egypt will come over you. Wuahahaha!
All the villains are staring at a mysterious being (dramatic music) behind The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something- Empire who is still listening to her CD. The mysterious being (dramatic music) sneaks up behind her.
THE MYSTERIOUS BEING (DRAMATIC MUSIC): Wuahahaha... woah!
Suddenly the mysterious being (dramatic music) trips over Sauron who´s lying on the floor.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Baby, you´re the one, you still turn me one, you can make me... hey, what´s that mysterious being there? (pauses for a second, then looks annoyed when nothing happens) Hello! Dramatic music please! I said 'mysterious being'. (dramatic music)
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Wait a minute! I know who that is!
Everyone stares at Jared, the Most Evil Villain Of Villain History in surprise.
QUAKI: You know who this mysterious being (dramatic music) is?
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Of courrse I do. That´s Spiderrman.
Spiderman stands up.
SPIDERMAN: What idiot put that egg there? I´m gonna have a headache for the rest of the week. (notices that the villains are watching him) Uh, hi! I´m Spiderman. I heard that you´re having a Super-evil-villain-meeting, so I decided to come over to fight with the Green Goblin.
VOLDEMORT: The Green Goblin? He´s not here.
SPIDERMAN: Really?
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Mirriam, why didn´t you invite the Grreen Goblin? He´s my favourrite villain.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Yeah, he´s taped every single episode of Spiderman, just so he can cheer on the Green Goblin.
Jared, the Most Evil Villain Of Villain History puts on a hat with a picture of the Green Goblin on it and waves two flags.
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Grreen Goblin, Grreen Goblin, Grreen Goblin...
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Hmm, that reminds me; I did invite the Green Goblin but he didn´t show up. I wonder why.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: Probably because I killed the mailman last week.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Oh, that explains everything. And I was starting to get worried.
SPIDERMAN: So, um, what am I doing here if there´s no Green Goblin to fight with.
VEGETA: Hey, let´s train our villain skills on him. Hehehe!
SPIDERMAN: Hey, thirteen versus one! That´s not fair.
LORD PATRENABO: Of course not. We´re villains. Duh!
Darth Vader, Vegeta, Voldemort and Visser Three all try to attack Spiderman at the same time but Spiderman shoots a sticky string out of his hand and jumps to the ceiling, so that the four villains crash into each other. They fall to the floor.
DARTH VADER: Ouch!
VEGETA: Hey, you little b...
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Watch your tounge, Vegeta. This fic is G-rated.
Vegeta quickly changes the rating to NC-17 and uses up all his dictionary of swearwords that are so bad that every mummy and daddy in the world would faint if they would hear this. Then he pauses and breathes loudly.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Are you done now?
VEGETA: Yeah, I think so.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Good. (changes the rating back to G)
VISSER THREE: What are you doing up there, you coward? Come down and fight like a man.
SPIDERMAN: No, thank you. I´d rather live as a coward than die as a man.
LORD PATRENABO: I thought heroes were supposed to fight for the right to the bitter end, even if it may cost their lives.
SPIDERMAN: I´m on lunch break.
MOJO JOJO: Heroes! They always get whimpier and whimpier.
ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD: Yes and the saddest thing is that without the heroes the villains wouldn´t exist.
THE EMPEROR: In other words; the stupider the hero, the stupider the villain?
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Prrobably. Wait a second. I don´t have any herro.
VOLDEMORT: Really? Did you kill him?
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: No, I mean I´ve neverr had one.
BOWSER: What?! You´ve never had a hero?
DARTH VADER: How can you call yourself a villain if you don´t even have a hero?
VISSER THREE: Yeah, get outta here!
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Hey, don´t give him such a hard time. I´m sure he´ll find a hero sooner or later.
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: You´rre just saying that because you don´t have a herro eitherr.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: (blushes) Shut up!
Sauron finally wakes up and after rolling around a few times he stops and looks at the ceiling.
SAURON: Who´s that guy on the ceiling?
Everyone turns around to see Spiderman who´s still hanging on the ceiling. He´s taken his mask off and is drinking a cup of tea. By the way, for some reason he looks remarkably much like Tobey Maguire.
THE EMPEROR: I thought heroes were not allowed to take their masks off. What do you think would happen if I would take my hood off?
SPIDERMAN: I told you; I´m on lunch break.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: (stares at Spiderman in awe) Wow, hottie!
Everyone stares at The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire in shock and disgust.
JARED, THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN OF VILLAIN HISTORY: Mirriam! Which side arre you on?
BOWSER: I thought you were a villain!
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Hey, just because I´m evil, doesn´t mean that I can´t be a normal teenage girl.
Suddenly the front door slowly opens.
SAURON: Hmm, who could that be?
MOJO JOJO: Another friend of yours, Miriam?
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: Geez, I hope not.
A little 11-year-old boy with long, brown hair sticks his head in. The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire looks at him in surprise.
THE MIGHTY AND EVIL DARK LORD MIRIAM G. WITH A BIG G. OF THE SOMETHING- EMPIRE: (whispers) No, cou-could it be? But...
A narrator´s voice appears out of nowhere.
NARRATOR: Who is this mysterious boy? And why is The Mighty and Evil Dark Lord Miriam G. With a Big G. Of the Something-Empire so surprised? Does this have anything to do with a dark secret from her past? Find out in the next episode of Super-evil-villain-meeting!
Author´s note: I don´t own Spiderman or the Green Goblin (in case you wondered: yes, it is true, my brother has taped every single episode of Spiderman [brother´s note: not every episode] ). Do I own the mysterious 11- year-old boy? Not tellin´! You gotta find out in the next chapter! Wuahahahaha!!! (Is it my imagination or am I using an incredible amount of evil laughs in this fic?)