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"Let's go see Carlisle, he'll tell us the sex of the baby." I had already had my dose of morning sickness for the day, so I was able to leave the house at my lover's suggestion.

"Do you have a preference, mister get-up-and-go?" I asked, completely forgetting the fact that he didn't need the energy to get up because: 1) He has vampire energy and 2) He has been awake the whole time. Oops. The look on my face as I realized my blunder must have been funny, because Edward, in a moment of absolute hysterical laughter fell to the floor and rolled around laughing. I swear, I thought the house would fall down around me. "Am I truly that funny," After a full two minutes of this, I was getting annoyed. Really, very annoyed. He stopped abruptly and answered,

"Not you, love, simply the expression you gave when you realized how ridiculous your 'get- up-and-go' comment was."

"Oh. So I'm not funny, just ridiculous," this was getting infuriating, darn hormones.

"No! Just my inhumanity caused me to laugh. You're not ridiculous really!" He was beginning to panic. I liked it.

"Just my mentioning the very thing you despise? Sure, Edward. Look, I'm going to haul my whale of a self out to the truck and drive to Carlisle to figure out what sex our child is. Feel free to drive your flashy Volvo on up when you're ready to join me," and with that I stalked (well, waddled, rather) out to my truck and got in.

"Oh no you don't. You'll damage our baby in that ancient thing," and with that he scooped me up and put me in the passenger side of his car. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. I just sat there and pouted. Edward, as usual, drove like a maniac until we reached his house. Then he carried me inside claiming that I would "trip over the perfectly laid stones and flatten my stomach." When we got inside I was plopped down on the couch and I crossed my arms. Edward was beginning to look very concerned.

"Bella, do you really hate me that much? Bella? Will you just answer that yes or no?"

"No."

"No, you don't hate me, or no, you won't answer?"

"No, I won't answer." Carlisle came in at that moment and conveyed something to Edward via his mind. Something about me, I was sure.

"Stop talking about me!" I was mad.

"They weren't," Esme had entered the room.

"Fine. Stop conveying to each other using your minds. It's rude." Edward decided to use this moment to his advantage. He got right up close to my face.

"Bella, love, we were only talking about how much I love you. Do you believe that?" Why must he dazzle me? It isn't fair.

"Yes," I breathed. Well, not really, since I was trying to breathe. Whatever.

"Do you forgive me for acting so insensitively?"

"Ye—OW!" I had begun to say yes, but hadn't finished. I think I just about scared Edward to death. Well, I suppose that's impossible, but still.

"Bella! What's wrong?!" I giggled. He was funny when he was scared.

"Our baby kicked. Gracious. Get's power from Daddy, that's for sure," I winced when I got another round of kick-boxing. Edward put his hand on my tummy, just as Alice came bursting in, right behind Esme.

"I WANNA FEEL!"

"'K Alice. Right after Edward, he is the dad, after all."

"If it's OK, I'd like to feel to," Rosalie came shyly and sheepishly through the door.

"Of course, Rosalie, but you'll have to wait until after Alice. She did ask first."

Just then, we all heard a crash and fighting outside.

"Me first!"

"No! Me!" Emmett and Jasper came fighting past the door.

"WE WANT TO FEEL, TOO!" Everyone in the room besides Jasper and Emmett burst out laughing at their dramatic entrance. I decided to make a joke.

"Ok, everyone line up, single file, behind Edward," and, just as I had hoped, they laughed as they did what I had asked.

This chapter was longer. Hope you enjoyed!