The Guide to being a host
Chapter 4- What a Prince is suppose to be
A Prince is supposed to be many things and nothing at the same time. Yes, I'm so wise. It's all apart of being a prince type. Now before I can teach you how to be a Prince, you must know what a prince is supposed to be. A prince must be loyal, and gracious and kind. But also know when to be modest. He must be eloquent in his words and move with grace and charm. He must know the right things to say and when to say them. He must be friends to all and enemies to none and fight all injustices of the world! Huh…excuse me for a minute.
What! Unorganized! Confusing! My dear daughter, you slay me with your words! Youch! -Sigh-Yes, mother.
I have been informed that I might be unclear and confusing. Trust me, this isn't the intent, so let me make it up to you by ….making a list!
What a prince is suppose to be
1) Gracious and mannered- A prince cannot go screaming at the top of his lungs about shameful and embarrassing things, such as their troubles or about their lost stuffed animals. One must be poised and clear headed at all times.
2) Honorable and chivalrous- Protect the women and help the little ones! Shield of armor not necessary, but advised. Definitely advised to leave the horse at home. For some odd reason, girls don't like it when you bring a horse inside their house. I personally think that I would be honored if a handsome prince as I came into their house on a noble steed named Benny, though his real name is Benedict François the third, he likes to be called Benny.
3) Graceful and Charming- A prince must appear as if they are always dancing, gliding across the floor, sweeping his lady into a dance. The lady shall sweetly blush and the prince will get his kiss. You must treat every girl like she is a princess and treat to her every whim and never upset her. Upsetting her would be like breaking your heart, feeling the pain and blood run from your body, antagonizing the soul until it is mended. This it the ultimate rule of the Prince; Treat every girl like they are a princess and never make them cry…or else face the wrath of my Starlight Kick! Or you could face the wrath of my Lackeys' kicks!
4) Have the proper manners- ranging from how to sip your tea, small quantities at a time, it would be shameful for a prince to die from a burnt tongue, to how you gallantly take all the attention in the room with your princliness! This is a very important part that we shall go very in depth later on.
5) Be fashionable at all times and have perfect hair- Without the hair there is no prince, you would be a prince without the crown, which technically make you a duke or an lord, which is not as great as being a prince. Being the Prince is the best! Yes…perfect hair and clothes, another very important part of it. It would be shameful for a prince to appear in a dress, wouldn't it?
6) Eloquent- you must be a master with words. You must not make words up. They must come from your soul, expressing your love and devote youth. They must come from your heart, no words filled with empty air. Your words must be like little love arrows from Cupid's arsenal. They must penetrate the soul to be true words.
A Prince is very complex and deep, such as I, and this is only the tip of the iceberg, but I wouldn't want to scare you away, would I? I'll slowly ease you into it, so you can adjust to it. Start practicing by being gracious to everyone you see; old ladies, young children, or even the girl you have your eye on across the room. But I'd advise caution on the last one; you never know when a girl carries around a taser.
Hoping the best out of all of you,
Tamaki Suou