A/N: False "One Called Demetra" I LIKE YOU!
In this one I am going to have a guest! Ru-Doragon! (I've got his/her permission!!)
Foaly: Opal died of a heart attack last night!!!!
Artemis, BB, Holly, Mulch & Butler: YAY!!!!!!!!
Opal's Ghost: I'm still here!
Artemis, Foaly, BB, Holly, Mulch & Butler: AWWWWWWW!!!!
Ru-Doragon: HEY!
Artemis & Foaly: WHO ARE YOU?????
Butler: Don't you read the A/N? Ru-Doragon is a guest that has been written in this chapter.
BB: Yeah… well, do your stuff Ru!
Ru-Doragon chases Artemis and Holly around with a bag of popcorn and a #1 finger telling them to make out.
Opal's Ghost (between giggles): Who's idea was that?
BB: Ru-Doragon's… sort of…
Artemis and Holly kiss and everyone cheers
BB: Seeya, Ru-Doragon!
Ru-Doragon: BYE!
Mulch: BB?
BB: yes, Mulch.
Mulch: I've spent all of my gold and I was wondering…
BB: It's Artemis' turn, Mulch
Artemis & Holly: YAY!
BB: The same rule applies to –
Mulch, Opal's Ghost & Foaly all drop to the ground, unconscious
Artemis: Greedy idiot's
BB and Holly fall to the ground, unable to control their laughter
BB: Artemis, Holly?
Artemis: Yes?
Holly: No.
BB: do you like Fan ficts?
Artemis & Holly: No.
BB: Why not?
Artemis: I hate having to do so many out of character things so often
Holly: I just don't like it because I've been Pregnant over a million times
BB: y'know, I shouldn't be writing this… it's a bit hypocritical…
Holly: Well you're the one making us say this!
BB: OK. Off that subject., do you think I should wake them up?
Artemis: NO WAY! Give spoilers for AF&TSB!
BB: NEVER!
Minerva's ghost appears behind BB
Holly: BB! Look out!
But it was too late.
A/N: I know, I know, that was a horrid chapter, but I'm getting bored of myself so I'm making my first killing to be in a HUMOUR fanfic! There will be plenty more killing but I never expected my first one to be in THIS one! (apart from Minerva & Opal but they come back as GHOSTS) I might come back later XD