This is a is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon fanfiction only.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS MUCH! 40,000 VALIS HOW! YOU LOOK MAKE MY SON LOOK STRONG, SO HOW!" I didn't need to hear anymore, I simply told him by killing monsters, how else would I get these crystals. I took my money and placed it in my pouch that was inside my leather vest.

I turned around to find a rather nice looking half-elf, she was standing in my way, "Excuse me young man but I am sorry to keep you waiting my name is Eina Tulle, it seems I just heard you say you went into the dungeon and we need to have a little discussion. Sorry that the others did not take you seriously, but you have to admit you don't exactly look like an adventurer, you look like someone's kid brother actually."

I went to sit down on one of the reception couches, and she sat on the one right in front of mine, business suit, a rather nice tie, the glasses on her look nice. "So you just obtained a blessing from a god, might tell me who is the deity that blessed you?" I guess this is part of the paperwork.

I didn't feel that happy with her tone, I told her that the goddess Hestia blessed me, she wrote that down, and then she asked me how deep did I go into the dungeon, I guess she is asking how deeply did I go today, I told her the fifth floor, nothing major. That is when she dropped her clipboard and stared at me.

"You just got your blessing and you got to the fifth floor! You say it like you just got done doing a chore for your mom, don't you know how dangerous it is down there?" I told her that it was not that much, some toads, a few kobolds, a dozen war shadows and a small pack of imps not that much.

She clearly was not taking this well, she kept looking at me with this shocked look on her face, it was doing her no favors I can tell you, "This is insane, most people when they get their blessing usually have trouble finishing the first floor, but you went to the fifth! That does it, I am going to be you dungeon advisor from now on. You have to report to me your progress and what you killed every time you turn in the crystals, no exceptions. You are liable to get yourself killed without my guidance and I don't need that in my conscious."

I told her that it would be fine, as long as it was not too much trouble, I even told her that I am not that easy to kill. "Very well, I need you to sign these papers, initial here, and don't forget the blood seal on the bottom of the page next to your signature."

Am I signing guild paperwork or signing away my soul to some demonic entity? I had little time and even less mood to argue, I did as instructed, "I hope we can get along from now on Bell, but do be more careful from now on. I will see you tomorrow. Just ask for me at the counter."

I was surprised she didn't ask me to take off my vest and shirt to show her my blessing on my back, guess that can be taken care off later, right now I have items to deliver to a shop that my lover owned, and help Mia with the repairs, and of course there will be things I need to repair, with her strength it was pretty much guaranteed.

I dropped the items and wouldn't you know it, Hephaestus was doing an inventory check, as soon as she saw me she pulled me into her office and slammed the door shut. I dropped the items on a small counter, but only managed to do that when she kissed my lips in a rather passionate way.

I am not going to complain about the kiss, I mean I haven't seen her in a while, and I am definitely enjoying holding her so close and kissing her like this, the only problem is that if she keeps rubbing herself against me like that, it will make me wish there was a bed here, cause she is definitely turning me on.

"So my lover finally decides to pay one of my shops a visit, too busy to spend time with your very lonely lover are we?" A kiss, I get to feel her body pressing against me, and now a guilt trip, could my day get any better?

"I was doing you that favor and I didn't find Hestia, not for lack of trying, she is not that easy to find, so she ended up finding me while I was looking for her. I joined her Familia and I will help your friend, hopefully, that will make things easier on you. You do not need to worry about me, you know full well that I would never cheat on you."

She finally sat down on her armchair and looked at me, "I can't help to worry with you using such shoddily made weapons, I keep telling you that I could easily let you use some of the stuff my Familia makes, it is almost like you don't consider my familia's weapons to be good enough for you."

I know she cares about me, and she does make the best weapons I ever held, except for Mjolnir, that war hammer was a gift from father, and became my most trusted companion in combat, and source of great comfort, I miss my friend immensely and without it, I am greatly lessened by the absence.

"I know you weapons are without a doubt the best Orario has or ever will see, I, however, can not accept them because I am to be yet another of the children of this world, or at least appear to be, in the economic situation that the Hestia Familia finds itself, it would be impossible for a mere beginner to be able to purchase even a dagger from this shop."

I pointed at the price tag and even she can tell that is more than a common citizen can make in their entire life if not several. 50 million Valis for a dagger, it is worth it I am sure, but no mere beginner could ever dream of purchasing something like that.

"I wish to speak with his man alone, leave us, what I have to say are for his ears only, spy or intrude on our conversation and I shall make the person who dares violate my privacy pay dearly for their acts." That was the cue for everyone in the shop to leave, running for dear life I would imagine, but the left rather calmly.

She walked over to me, and put her arms around me pulling me into a rather painful hug, "I don't care what other people think of you, I don't even care if they consider me giving you a weapon simple charity, you are my lover, have been for a long time, and in my heart you are my husband, and I love you as such."

I kissed her lightly and reminded her that my current form may be sturdy by it was far from immortal, and she was broke two of my ribs. She did let go of my body slightly, but not completely, I really need to find my faithful war hammer or there might be a time when I sleep with her, and she will end up tearing me in half.

"Why did you bring me those items, oh love of my life?" I told her it was simply items I knew her Familia would need to help beginner blacksmith practice their trade. She finally smiled or at least I could see her smiled, "You can bring me items taken from monsters in the dungeon and ask for nothing, but you are not willing to take weapons from the same shop you donate these items to? I don't like that."

She picked up the items, and she began to smile a smile I didn't like where this was going, "So you wanted to give these items for my Familia to use, well use them I shall, I will make for you a sword and a dagger, using nothing more than the items you were planning to give. If anyone dares to ask, I will simply say you provide materials for us, and I am giving you lessons in blacksmith skills as payment."

I admit that I did study to do basic repair work back in my home realm, basic weapon maintenance has always been a part of my daily studies, to be able to repair my armor or weapons was something I always felt was necessary, so much so that I asked Freya to tell the Valkyries that they should consider learning these skills, I never got a reply.

"Very well, if you are making me a sword and dagger, I shall bring you some leather on another day to help me make better armor, but only when we are alone, and nobody may know of this, honestly if I could take my godly form working on arms would be the least on my mind."

She laughed and smiled that sly smile I knew only too well, "Of that I am certain, if what was pressing against my thigh was any indication, I am glad that I still have that effect on you, I was worried that once you met my friend Hestia, you would be trying to sleep with her rather than with me."

Great, this is not what I needed to hear, I simply planned to do an act of kindness to show my lover I cared, and she instead been hiding the fact that she was jealous of her friend because we would have to sleep in such close proximity to each other. "Such a thought is uncalled for and not even possible, I love you, you love me, the mere idea that I would be unfaithful is ludicrous."

She sure didn't back away from me, "You say that but I will have you know that she is considered to be quite the beauty, and me, if I was not my friend, I would never ask you to do this, but I guess you finally found her, the smell of her favorite scent is all over you." Again with the accusations of being unfaithful.

She had to climb on my back to do the blessing, it would be strange that since it took her pretty long to finish that if she sent was not on me, "The blessing took longer than I expected and it was less comfortable than what I would wish. If I regain my hammer this blessing will no longer exist and who knows I might be able to start a Familia of my own, if Loki could I don't see why not."

I finally saw her smiling face, as I could also see her blushing cheeks, she leaned closer and gave me a kiss that reminded me of the last time we made love, why is she trying to make me remember something that both I really enjoyed, and because of what happened to me could no longer even attempt.

I kept kissing her back with as much strength and passion as I could muster, the kissing got hotter and more passionate and finally after what seemed an eternity, she broke off the kiss so that I could catch my breath, "I guess you speak truly if that kiss was any indication, sorry to doubt you, lover,, but I have heard of mortals here betraying their spouses on a whim, so I worried."

I guess I need to be more direct, I still remember how to touch her to make her understand, I pulled her close as she was about to step away and began touching her back, and slid my finger on a few choice pressure points. To say this was having the desired effect was clear to see from how she was breathing.

"Do you think I spent that much time learning about you, your body, your likes if I didn't love you? Hephaestus, maybe the banging of the tools in this place made you a little deaf, but hear me, there is only one woman in my heart and she is the one I am touching right now. Now at least we are even, I will see you tomorrow."

As I walked towards the exit and I turned around to wave goodbye, she pouted and gave me a little view of the top of her bra, damn it, I know I love her, but if she keeps this up I might just throw caution the winds of Nephilheim and just take her to her bedroom and just spend however long I can with her, just like we once could before this happened to me.

As I needed to blow off some steam I went back to the dungeon and sure enough this place never seems to run out of monsters for me to kill, no matter how many more I kill, they simply continue to come out of the walls of the very dungeon I was in, I was almost tempted to say the dungeon was alive, and these monsters were her children.

I broke fifteen swords, ten daggers, and I ended up killing the monster with my hands by the time I finally decided to go home, I was caked in so much dried blood that I pretty much would need to buy a spare set of armor just so that I could clean the one I was wearing. Funny thing about monster blood, it attracts monsters to you as if you were wearing a large dinner bell around your neck.

By the time I finally made it back, paying to purify the armor was out of the question, I simply went to a forge owned by my lover and either burned the leather parts or melted the metal into ingots and let them at the place they store such materials.

I was tired, sore, and hungry, I decided to go to the restaurant and have a meal, of course after I spent two hours getting yelled at by my advisor about me being reckless again, sometimes I think people are going to think we are married if this keeps up, because apparently every time I go to report my dungeon progress, it upsets her once again.

She actually took the crystals to the back of the exchange counter, they simply would not fit in the drawer they simply were that many. I, of course, bought the most economically smart choice when it came to the new set of armor, it was from the Hephaestus familiar, but it was made by apparently a not so well known blacksmith.

As I walked into the restaurant Mia owned I sat at my favorite place, the same seat by the bar, I was really not in a good mood at all, I simply asked Mia to give me one special, two mugs of mead and a side order of that lamb roast she was cooking at the moment.

I didn't know it was special so it was three special orders and two mead mugs, I ate and as I ate she finally finished filling the orders to look at me, "Why are you in such a bad mood? You look like your lover finally dumped you and blamed you for the reason for your failed romantic relationship."

"No, my lover is still very much in love with me, thank all father Odin for that small miracle, no I am simply tired from going to the dungeon and I pretty much ran out of swords and daggers on the way back, so that means I have to get up early tomorrow to go and buy replacements for the swords and daggers, they just kept breaking."

She laughed and said if weapons were unbreakable, blacksmiths would go out of business, so of course they break, you would need a weapon made by Hephaestus herself to have a weapon that does not break, the skill of a deity of blacksmiths.