Scene 4: shit-gasm and David's attack

Back at the DARREN cave toilets, they are cleaning them with Bill's toothbrush. Bill is trying find it as they also have Jobs' toothbrush.

Bajo: this sucks! Why do we have to clean while the toilets while the kids sit there and eat cake.

Bill got cake for DROP and LydeaBlaze. They are on the other side of a window eating it in front of them. They are laughing at bloopers.

Bill: grunts! Where is my toothbrush! Also have you cleaned the toilets yet. There are only 800 of them.

Hex: we only did 72.

Bajo: I might know where your toothbrush is…

Bill: where?

Bajo: in this toilet…

Bill: grunt! I'm docking your pay to half a peanut.

Bajo: No! I need that to trade for coffee.

Hex: done. How many left.

Bajo: 700 or something.

DARREN: charging my toilet cleaners!

All toilets clan themselves and Bill is dividing a peanut.

Bill: stupid grunts!

A pipe bomb explodes and water fountain come out of a toilet. Soaking hex in water.

Bill: who did that. Grunts!

David: it was I!

Hex: how did he get in? I locked the door.

Bajo: I may have put a sign.

Hex: did you unlock the door?

Bajo: …maybe…

Bill: grunts!

David: And now I'll take over this cruddy studio!

DROP: no way, dude. This studio is ours.

LydeaBlaze: I crank called you.

David: you're that smart chick!

LydeaBlaze: no. IM LYDEABLAZE!

LydeaBlaze gets a gun and points it at his head.

David: watch where you're pointing that gun, little girl.

LydeaBlaze shoots him in the foot and they retreat into the Den of Gaming. Half an hour later, David had taken over Studio 3.

David: I have these entire stupid hosts hostage. Except that scotty guy and katinka the evil lunch lady.

Scotty: you got pranked fool!

Amy Rose: im here to save you. Wait… why am I here? Vandit!

Vandit Latore: What!

Amy Rose: why am I here? This isn't Mobius.

Vandit Latore: save them!

Amy Rose: ok. Wheeeeeeee!

Amy Rose swing on a vine and crashes into wall. Vandit shakes his head.

Amy Rose: ow. My… um… whats it called?

Vandit Latore: head! Idiot!

Amy Rose: Can we go home? I want to play unicorns.

Vandit Latore: ok.

They leave. Bill is trying to get into the studio. Only as his mackingtosh is locked in there. Scotty tries to prank David and LydeaBlaze is staring at him. Bill gets in when he presses the "emergency open now" button. They all have weapons, except Hex and Bajo. Who have nerf guns. David gets a pistol and puts it against Amberlee's head.

Amberlee: yo. You cant do that. James and those other doushes are crushing on me.

Kayne: how did you know?

LydeaBlaze: we all knew. Everyone knew.

David: shut up, aussies. I want to enslave your studio to play re runs and educational videos

Helga: I have lemon squares.

All: piss off!

David: go away. We hate you.

Helga: I love everyone and lemon squares and bagers for all.

DROP: piss off.

DROP sends her and her lemon squares and bagers away except one. He eats it. David gets tired of this and shoots Amberlee.

LydeaBlaze: holy shit… he killed Amberlee Lobo!

Olivia: whatever. Hey alfie.

Alfie: what?

Olivia: since we have only a few momwnts left. We have to kill david.

Alfie: that's their job.

BBC agents trained like james bond come in and have weird weapons. They GGSP hosts watch as they have taser lollipops and are tasering Hex and Bajo.

DROP: shouldn't we…

Goose: nah. Im a traitor. I use cheets.

Hex: blasphemy!

Pooh: an bread.

Rabbit: and cheese.

Eeyore: and red jelly. Now im going to cut myself.

Christopher Robin: lets go. Im going to play with kanga.

They leave as Bajo and hex are taken away.

Scotty: lets bail!

Soctty picks up LydeaBlaze and they run off as agents are following them back to the Den of Gaming. They don't notice that they left DARREN with David and the corpses of the Studio 3 hosts. Derk is behind DARREN and he is pooping out bolts. DARREN chucks the bolts at David and milk.

Derk: we're going to die!

DARREN: shut up! Charging me british lazers.

Derk: dad no! why are you zapping them.

DARREN: maybe when youre older son. Now… get lost!

Pushes Derk into hall and he rolls into the 'dungon" (The basement).

David: and now, I will dominate the other studios and then… dominate Australia! Using… British presents. Then I'll make the stupid kids from that game show shit to advertise them.